Lister Stories

Welcome to my Red Dwarf book of Drabble. Here you will find 100 words exactly or short snippets of things that I thought of. I take requests too. No smut, I can go as far as suggestiveness but no smut.

Because it's 2am and i'm single and bored 💪 This fanfiction contains panick attack reference (isn't explained at all though !!) and insomnia. This is a Jimmy x Lister fanfiction, who both are from the book 'I Was Born For This' by Alice Oseman. I do not own the characters in any way. Well then, happy reading haha

Y/N was a senior officer on the mining ship Red Dwarf, She is very smart and has been working under the captain's wing for years! but when a radiation leak is in full force, she is forced to use an escape pod for her safety. The pod she escaped in put her into stasis for 3 million and 5 years and when she wakes up, she finds she is aboard the Dwarf and stuck with Lister, Cat, Kryten and the hologram himself, A.J Rimmer... As she gets to know the crew she starts to warm up to Rimmer even if he is quite a git..... What will happen? find out by reading the smeggin book -_-

Sarah was the only survivor of a crashed space Corp ship, she lost her memory and was found by red dwarf, she soon finds herself being attracted to the ship's hologram Rimmer. What will happen?

Arnold Judas Rimmer and love never mix but when you, a hologram from another ship, glitch to red dwarf due to a fault in your light bee things begin to change. He never thought he was capable of loving someone else ...that was until he met you! A/N: I have series 6 Rimmer in mind when I'm writing this just so you know! Also if you use tumblr feel free to follow my RD blog 'smegdwarf' where I also post fanfics as well as fanart and other RD stuffs!

i will work on one

This is an Arnold Rimmer x OC story (as of sept 4th 2022: GOING THROUGH MAJOR STORY EDITS) Eddie Hammond fakes her name, her identity and her qualifications in order to get a job as a lowly technician on the mining ship, Red Dwarf. Although, after secrets from her past resurface, she is sent to spend the rest of her contract in Stasis. To her horror, Hammond awakes three million years later with a companion equally as useless as she, Dave Lister. Along with a bipedal cat, a senile computer and a neurotic hologram who takes pride in making her life a living hell, Hammond is forced to endure the aggravating task of finding her place in the universe. Aside from the company, floating in the expanse of deep space doesn't seem all that bad. - - Includes main characters and plot points/storylines from the series and the novels. - - TW: mature themes, dr*g use, general angst, and foul language. • Started on August 21st 2020 • hope you enjoy!

What if Lister wasn't the last remaining piece of the human race? What if someone else had also been given stasis punishment before the radiation leak wiped out the rest of the crew? Being your best friend Lister had always been over protective ...especially when it comes to Rimmer who you just so happen to have a soft spot for. If only you hadn't helped hide that damn cat!

Takes place after the events of the book. With the band on a small break they try to live a somewhat normal life. However Jimmy could never forget the night one of his best friends and fellow band member, Lister Bird, kissed him. Chapters are short. And will come out whenever I remember to post

Adelaide Jenkins is a world famous rock star. The A-Lister. At the top of every invitation list. On the cover of every magazine. Mentioned on a regular basis on the news. Album sales hitting the roof. Forbes magazine top 100. Fast cars. Partying. Mansions. Spa Pools. Men. On September 23, 2011, at precisely 02:47 am, that all changed

The title explains it. I'm fucking obsessed with this.😄 hope you like the story. Just a little thing some of the parts are really short.

This is just some random stuff bc idk...

Zora was the Captain of the Solaris 1 after the ship was attacked by stimulants the ship was dying and losing power and so as a last resort, she goes into stasis waiting to be saved. Little did she know she would be asleep for 3millions years and her saviours would be the weird and wonderful of the Red Dwarf. #1 Red Dwarf 23/05/21