Lister Stories

This old show needs more love! Most of these will feature Cat as the focus because he's my favourite.

As a fan of Red Dwarf, it pains me to see that there are almost no fanfics!! So I take it upon myself! This basically follows the series storyline, but with you in it.

Takes place after the events of the book. With the band on a small break they try to live a somewhat normal life. However Jimmy could never forget the night one of his best friends and fellow band member, Lister Bird, kissed him. Chapters are short. And will come out whenever I remember to post

After 3 million years the mail pod finally arrives on The Red Dwarf. As Lister is digging around in the mail, Rimmer and him find a VR game known for being better then life aptly named Better Then Life. Lister, Rimmer, and Cat decide to test it out. As they play Rimmer finds an unexpected feature.

Zora was the Captain of the Solaris 1 after the ship was attacked by stimulants the ship was dying and losing power and so as a last resort, she goes into stasis waiting to be saved. Little did she know she would be asleep for 3millions years and her saviours would be the weird and wonderful of the Red Dwarf. #1 Red Dwarf 23/05/21

The title explains it. I'm fucking obsessed with this.😄 hope you like the story. Just a little thing some of the parts are really short.

A/N ~ This takes place after Endgame but in a reality where everyone survived. I think it ends in 2023 (due to the 'Blip.' Tell me if I'm wrong.) so this story takes place around 2024 or so. Total Word Count: 623 "Heather, you can't just run away from me!" "Watch me. I've done it before." Heather Darley has lived with her mother for as long as she can remember - which isn't long. She has no recollection of her life before the age of 7, which Heather thinks is normal, seeing that her best friend, Morgan Lister, has the same issue. The two girls have suffered through almost 9 years of abuse and pain, constantly living in fear, and with no father figures to top it all off. Morgan and Heather leave everything they know in Chattanooga, Tennessee to make their way to New York City in hopes of finding a new life. What greets them when they arrive is far from what they had expected and hoped for in the city...

One Shots and preferences for Red Dwarf.

This is an Arnold Rimmer x OC story (as of sept 4th 2022: GOING THROUGH MAJOR STORY EDITS) Eddie Hammond fakes her name, her identity and her qualifications in order to get a job as a lowly technician on the mining ship, Red Dwarf. Although, after secrets from her past resurface, she is sent to spend the rest of her contract in Stasis. To her horror, Hammond awakes three million years later with a companion equally as useless as she, Dave Lister. Along with a bipedal cat, a senile computer and a neurotic hologram who takes pride in making her life a living hell, Hammond is forced to endure the aggravating task of finding her place in the universe. Aside from the company, floating in the expanse of deep space doesn't seem all that bad. - - Includes main characters and plot points/storylines from the series and the novels. - - TW: mature themes, dr*g use, general angst, and foul language. • Started on August 21st 2020 • hope you enjoy!

Welcome to my Red Dwarf book of Drabble. Here you will find 100 words exactly or short snippets of things that I thought of. I take requests too. No smut, I can go as far as suggestiveness but no smut.

This is just some random stuff bc idk...

Y/N was a senior officer on the mining ship Red Dwarf, She is very smart and has been working under the captain's wing for years! but when a radiation leak is in full force, she is forced to use an escape pod for her safety. The pod she escaped in put her into stasis for 3 million and 5 years and when she wakes up, she finds she is aboard the Dwarf and stuck with Lister, Cat, Kryten and the hologram himself, A.J Rimmer... As she gets to know the crew she starts to warm up to Rimmer even if he is quite a git..... What will happen? find out by reading the smeggin book -_-