Llamacorns Histoires

Written by iamnotnormalbtw (Follow me thanks) Luek Ham Ham fanfic 5sos

one of the most weird and random books you will Read! I dedicate this book to sazzy! She was my inspiration for this book! if you like this book then go read her Books!

This is my first story please no hate. I am writting this at school so any spelling mistakes feel free to fix them :3 A hetalia AU is where the hetalia charecters are human they go to school and don't know each other... Unless they are brothers than they would know each other the man focus on this story is in the titles theses are my ships don't hats if you don't like them.

It's in the Middle of the war. Jamaa, versus the phantoms. All hope seems lost for a couple of tenuems, until they find a portal. They did not know that it led to another dimension. This happens a few times, until the last portal is found. What will happen? Prepare to find out. Kudos to whoever made ducklife/upside down magic, for I used your characters in this book.

WARNING this story is VERY Wierd so yeah hope you enjoy and it would be awesome if Aphmau could do a reading of this thx!

This is just as the title says! It will be a bunch of funny, random and possibly fandom stuff! Mainly because I'm bored.... But still! ENJOY!!!!!!∞ ϟ 9¾ ♔ ⚯͛ △⃒⃘ ➵ ((P.S. The cover was made by yours truly so if you see any other book with it please notify me, thank you ))

All About Me and My Fucked Up Life ....

There is llama. His name is Carl He has tons of misadventures! Follow him on all of them Or don't I don't really care. Toodles!

Let's say you're in a battle ship... the cannon being fired on your OTP, Zane~Chan. AND IT'S SINKING!! (screams of terror in the background) Trying to keep calm of your fangirl/fanboy emotions, you fire a cannon on the other person's ship of why Zane~Chan will happen. But they fire back with a much bigger reason why their ship with Zane and a person will go canon and not Zane~Chan. You try to get back up and counter back but... you forgot everything! You can't think about your ship, the reasons on why it's so majestic. BOOM! I MADE LE BOOK!! MWAHAHHAHHAHA

Requested by @Reader116 (but fully from my overactive imagination): BillyBob the unicorn and his pregnant boyfriend Llama the llama lived happily in a pineapple with their owner-thingy Anna. That is, until a tragic accident caused BillyBob to fly away on a chartreuse balloon, leaving his lover behind... The rainbow unicorn must overcome many adventures to return to Llama, but will he make it back in time? Warning: Boy- MaleXMale, MPreg, extreme strangeness, and overuse of the word "lustrous" and synonyms.

If y'all are interested in buying a Llamacorn, you will need to learn more about it. This is the perfect book to do so.

•Welcome, welcome all you humans to the planet of randomness• •Comment if you want to• •Well that's it...I guess• •Book 2 is out. It's I love Alpacas•

Swnkelly swod, please read Bread God Swiftely sleaze, I'm asking you please Wobbllity blory, please read our story Grandilly grees, I'm begging on my knees Jiggly jooks, avoid certain books You pain in the neck, don't ever read Shrek Doddily drump, especially not trump Tranquity trek, you'll see the effects Rory rein rit, and if you find it Rinely roggity brasghiny rump, don't you dare ever read Shrek x Trump (Trantigy tring, I assure you it's a thing) ((Roodlity rist, it's in our reading list)) (((Swoggity swy, please don't ask why))) ((((Drollery drist, trust me, it exists)))) And here's some lit rhymes to brighten your day Bellow this is where they are displayed And I hope they encourage you to never read Shrek x Bread, please please please please Oh golly gee, Here're some rhymes fresh out of the sea: aayebaybrayclaydaydrayfayflayfraygaygraygreyhayheyjaylaymaemaynayneighpayplaypraypreyquayraysayshayslaysleighspaysplayspraystaystrayswaytheytraywayweighwheyyea

Basically random thoughts I have at four in the morning

This is a story about vampires killing and taking over a 16 yr old grace

In the year 300056, we ran out on planet Earth. Mass production was the new low, and some humans left, headed in the direction of a new, more prosperous life. Those humans bred with aliens and created a new genus of humans, referred to as Hybrids. However, some humans stayed on Earth, in hopes to try and create a better life for themselves, even after being told that there was nothing left for them. Those humans are called the Pures. When a war breaks out between Hybrid and Pure, the fate settles between two 22 year-old hands.

Anna da Llama has a Mama who annoys Anna the Llama

Sarah died and canables aye her yhr end