Llamarmy Stories

AmazingPhil, DanIsNotOnFire, and a Zombie apocalypse? Dan knows his family is dead, he's seen their apocalyptic forms first-hand and Phil watched his brother die and doesn't have the heart to know his parents have suffered a similar fate. Now, they're separated in England, hoping for a will to survive. Phil sets out to find Dan, and Dan is headed to find Phil. The few people they meet could save them, kill them, or be insanely dangerous. Can they survive and proceed a semi-normal human life? Read to find out.

Dan is an ordinary guy - in a wheelchair. He gets pushed around to the point of leaving 3 schools and is stuck. Friendless and loveless, Dan wants a change. Could that change with new kid Phil - Under the starlight?

Hullo! Hullo creatures of the internet! How art thou? Unwell? Ah. Well... I'll soon fix that. Welcome to my super-cool dictionary! It's going to be fun! It's going to be great! It's going to taste like pineapple and honey! Unless you don't like pineapple and honey. Anywho, this is is going to be a collection of words, each of which will be accompanied by a quick humorous sketch. These sketches will be funny. If they're not funny, they're still going to be funny. Because society says so. Let's get started.