Lmao Stories

you heard the title. no storyline, context or anything. I'll share my headcanon's every now and then but this is meant to be the most unhinged, satire and ooc thing i EVER EVERRR wrote 🥹😫🥹😫❤️😫💋😫❤️🥹❤️☹️💋😫💋😫🥹 mama Caramel sends u a kiss <3

Just some funny comedy sketches

Want a laugh but don't know how? Here are the apps with the dumbest uses ever. (I JUST COPIED WHAT THE SITES SAID ABOUT IT AND VERIFIED THE APPLICATION PERSONALLY. When you see the checkmark, it means it exists.)

I only have tree dollars since i wasted all my money while being drunk on feet figurines, collectionable cds and a custom fish shaped bass that i can play with my feet. Now like any other independent colllege student i have to find a job or two (or three) to pay my rent or else ill get evicted

︴𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐍𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐘 𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐌𝐘 , ིྀ

ᴇʏᴇ /ʌɪ/ ɴᴏᴜɴ ᴘʟᴜʀᴀʟ ɴᴏᴜɴ: ᴇʏᴇs 1. ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪʀ ᴏғ ɢʟᴏʙᴜʟᴀʀ ᴏʀɢᴀɴs ᴏғ sɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴠᴇʀᴛᴇʙʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs. ᴇxᴀᴍᴘʟᴇ: "ᴰᵉᵈᵉ ⁱˢ ᵇˡⁱⁿᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ᵉʸᵉˢ" ~~~ ᴇɴɢʟɪsʜ ᴛʀᴀɴsʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ~~~ ʙʏ ᴛᴏʀᴀ & ɴɪᴄᴏ

The marauders consisted of James Potter, Sirius Black, Peter Petegrew, Remus Lupin, Harley Blacksmith, and Lily Evans. At the start of the 5th year, the group are on the train riding to hogwarts. Once they're of, Harley whispers to Lily - "He's gotten hotter over the summer, hasn't he?" "Who has?" Lily asked "Remus." This is their journey through thick and thin, through love and hatred. But...not all fairy tales have happy endings.... ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ MENTIONS OF MATURE CONTENT, LANGUAGE, DRINKING, SUICIDE AND SELF HARM Started 18th August 2025 - ?

[Cookie run kingdom beast precorrupted fanfic!] (SHIPS:Shadowsugar mysticspice) NOTE: they may not act canon, but this is how I headcanon them to be before they were evil :3 (most importantly- enjoy the show!) cause your in for a wild ride.. (ALSO every chapter is a different story in different times except for a few parts idk sorry if it's confusing but B( is almost corrupted) F is for (Future/After the tree) And P (is for past :D )

THUKUNAA

In this book, you will find different memes and jokes. Anyone is welcome ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° •I dont take credit to any videos or pictures I post unless I say otherwise •Most of the stuff I post/publish in this book is mostly from Snapchat, Instagram, Pinterest, I made it, or Google. •If I make any mistakes, please tell me. •This is a third book of Memez. •If any of these jokes come out as offensive, I dont intend for it to be rude.⅓

What if I make a seemingly random story about a rapture who is actually a reader insert surviving on the wild, meeting other raptures, Nikke, and humans. Then messing with plot in more ways than one? It's a crazy idea, so I'm gonna write it. Oh, and this story contains various experimental concepts that are plotlines for this fanfiction, and is Action Packed on later chapters. (Thanks to SimpusMogus the Lolimancer for the (old) Title Art)

In this book, you will find different memes and jokes. Anyone is welcome ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° •I dont take credit to any videos or pictures I post unless I say otherwise •Most of the stuff I post/publish in this book is mostly from Snapchat, Instagram, Pinterest, I made it, or Google. •If I make any mistakes, please tell me. •This book highest rank was at #208 in Humor so far •If any of these jokes come out as offensive, I dont intend for it to be rude.

These are weird moments and phrases we said during quarantine <3 I miss my besties 🌝💞😖

How weird would it be if you were an eighteen year old senior in high school with a four year old daughter ? Not weird enough? Okay, what if you were a popular? Okay, what if nobody knew about it and it was your big secret? What if you pretend she's your sister? Still not weird? Okay,what if someone found out and had a tape that claimed that you have a daughter? Now,that's weird! Prepare to read all of that weirdness In this weird book! "Ace Winter, I love you." She blurts, and then it becomes a smirk. "Even though you're a daddy. " she adds,my coffee mug falls to the ground shattering and creating one hundred new pieces.... Started writing : November 21,2018 Finished : January 25,2019 © ••••••••••••• Book Reviews ; @Littlegirl_kee_xx: Good story,I love it. It calms me down when I'm upset. Thanks for writing it,love ya. @seabluesbooks: I'm loving "Teenage daddy"!! Keep writing and ignore all the haters!! Love, Emma. @wellyouknowwhat: Teenage daddy was written really well and has a really good plot! You're a really good writer! @Zweithedog: I really like the book. I'll share it to other people that I follow. I really like it so far!

ᴇʏᴇ /ʌɪ/ ɴᴏᴜɴ ᴘʟᴜʀᴀʟ ɴᴏᴜɴ: ᴇʏᴇs 1. ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪʀ ᴏғ ɢʟᴏʙᴜʟᴀʀ ᴏʀɢᴀɴs ᴏғ sɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴠᴇʀᴛᴇʙʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs. ᴇxᴀᴍᴘʟᴇ: "ᴰᵉᵈᵉ ⁱˢ ᵇˡⁱⁿᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ᵉʸᵉˢ" ~~~ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇs ᴏɴ ᴛᴜᴇsᴅᴀʏs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜʀsᴅᴀʏs ~~~ ʙʏ ᴛᴏʀᴀ & ɴɪᴄᴏ ~~~ ᴇɴɢʟɪsʜ ᴛʀᴀɴsʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

"Life is too short so laugh while you still have teeth." A big thank you to those awesome human beings who came up with most of the jokes and I got nothing but love for everyone who decides to check this book out. Enjoy. 😊 ________ ________ RandomWords_003

TRIGGER WARNING: ALCOHOLICS, HOMOPHOBICS, ABUSE, SUICIDE, SELF HARM ETC. just don't read if you're easily triggered, okay? ayo it starts out as hamliza but then goes to lams and also i suck at descriptions..???? so like they're in 5th grade and por john bean becomes depressed :(

THIS INCLUDES SHIPS AS A MULTI SHIPPER I MAY CHANGE THEM 😅 SO THIS WILL INCLUDE soudam fuyuhiko x kazuchi (not in the main one) sonika akane x soina (not in main chat soapies pekobukimiki Komahina done so this may include bad words ofc and inappropriate things yuh and mean mikan im not telling why I got inspired by someone I don't remember there name thing but if u know them Gud for you :) stone with this long ass thing now

×*×*×~ 𝐋eisure 𝐌oments 𝐀nd 𝐎ptimism ~×*×*× Feeling stressed and famished during another day inside the walls? Why not take a break in Trost's only cafe! Welcome to Y/n's LMAO café!☕ Disclaimer: So I'll be stating the obvious, Attack on Titan belongs to non other than our lord and master- Isayama. The art and this fic belongs to me. ⚠️And also warning⚠️ This fic contains spoilers so beware if you haven't caught up with the manga/series!

Yaaaayyyy....