Lmaowtf Stories

lmao, so this is a joke I'm gonna spell wrong and make like a bunch of grammar errors on purpose TL;DR: Pretending to be an 8 year old writing a horror fanfiction

dont be putting drama shit up into my face bitch.

The title lmaoo

woah W O A H what

let's talk about coffee and our troubles                 ❪ human elmo x reader ❫          ❝ a penny for your thoughts? ❞ ❝ hmm how about a coffee instead? ❞ ❝ deal. ❞ ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,          a coffee addicted book worm meets a tired college student in the park. together they bond over coffee talks. they aren't exactly friends or strangers for that matter, however one thing remains certain: they would die together. maybe dying won't be lonely when you have someone by your side.   " 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭...          𝐥𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 "         " 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥? "       " 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐰𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐢𝐞 "   ↶ ꒰ 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 ˏˏ 🖇️꒱ ─ human! elmo x gn! reader ─ slight fluff/angst . comedy . random . ─ TRIGGER WARNING: double suicide 🍃...→ author note , actually it's more like an oc named elmo x reader than an elmo x reader now that i realize lmfao. ────────────── short fanfic by: @-cxothicol     ↳ ꒰🏷️꒱ STATUS: [𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗]