Lobster Stories

A different take on genie wishes. A broken mind, a desert, and a lamp. This twist on the Aladdin tale has a dark and dare I say crack-filled turn. Readers beware, Author-chan likes delving into the strange and insane; Author-chan has also partially destroyed main character's life and this story may make you either laugh, depressed, or rage-quit. You have been warned...

I... can't explain....

Tarzan x sebastian from the little mermaid fan fic

Just a bunch of funny randomness that my dear genderfluid ginger friend, @why0325, and I have done together. Some of its funny, I'm debating throwing in the conversations where I pour out my guts. Probably not. There may be other people and things, but mostly @why0325 and I. Enjoy!

Patrick smokes a joint

The holy Bible of Yusuke and his Lobsters

A growing collection of one-shots of everything we didn't get to see before, during, and after pivotal Ross and Rachel moments - a stream of consciousness approach. These are quite different than most one-shots. They are my favorite fics I have ever written, and what I would consider some of my best work. Please read and review :)

[64k words] In a world where there are no such threats as dark lords or pompous wizards rising to power anymore, Harry's life becomes a senseless mess that drags on without anything meaningful. To suppress this ache for adventure, he decides to find himself a roommate. It's only a pleasant surprise when after a tiring search he finally gets in contact with Draco Malfoy - a peculiar young boy whom he had met two times before. The first time at that specific clothing shop in Diagon and the second during the Yule Ball of 1994. The first time Harry had learned that Draco is much smarter than he shows, the second that he is much sneakier than he shows (and also looks stunning in blue) and the third that there is so much more to learn about Draco Malfoy that such brief encounters simply can't give him any justice. So with that thought in mind, Harry starts of an adventure unlike any other - a journey for a roommate, a friend and someone who might as well become his love. __________________________________________________________ basically roommate au + Beauxbatons!Draco

I dunno weird facts incorporated into stories. Tim and Mac go through some strange events in some short, fun stories

Rachel struggles with the loss of her best friend, her soulmate. Her lobster.

(I am not proud of the art in this book.) This is where I'll be putting all my stuff for MattLobster Appreciation Month! ((Art by MissNyanCakes.))