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Billy bob, the liberal, is locked in his glass closet with the rest of the white supremacists and they will go out into backwards Narnia to fight those who can't decide between the liberals and the republicans. They haven't drank water since 1952 and also are kind of dead, we haven't discovered yet though that is a really big plot twist in five more wattled stories to come. I hope you're high.

Falling for bad boy Reed isn't something sixteen year old Caleb planned on doing this summer. In fact he planned on being as antisocial as ever. When he and Reed go a little far one night, poor Caleb is left confused and he ends up hurting the ones he needs most. But what happens when they decide to get revenge? One mistake will turn Caleb's whole life upside down. Will he get his happy ending, or will reality come crashing down?