Lolno Stories

(You're Eleven in this story, you have shaved hair, yes.) (No, this will go by starting off where they found you while trying to find (my) Will (for studying).

cursed images that my grandma's leg disapproves of

look until the end-

Book of my rants where I, um, rant (duh). I sometimes get irritated by some of the books in Wattpad, though, I have no memory whatsoever of any of the books' titles because I just tapped the 'Remove' button and boom! The book is no longer in my sight. Nothing's better than that. I'm pretty sure you don't want to be 'the' author of 'the' book. I'm not saying that I have the best stories on Earth, I just wanted to share what I felt about Wattpad (maybe other things that came unplanned) and how the hell I did my stories, inspiration, the list goes on and on. By the way, this book contains no swearing only mild cusses. It's suitable for under 13 years old infants. And finally, shamelessly advertising myself. Check my stories! ★ Acception (still stuck with Chapter 6) (probably not my best, it's really cheesy to me) ★ Random Facts (I loved this one, though the facts are not mine) ★ Difference (I love this one the most) Enjoy!

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Sniper is an 18 year old girl. Any family or friends would say that she's a normal teenage girl, but that's not really true. Because a normal teenage girl doesn't hate her father. A normal teenage girl doesn't enjoy breaking hearts. Right now, Sniper is a senior, the year in high school which everybody decides to become a new person, do what they didn't do before, be crazy, and be reckless. Sniper's focused on breaking one last heart before graduating. This is not something she would happily do, but she believes that breaking hearts is her own way of moving on from the past. Though, spending your four years of high school traveling around the country and faking a different name can be confusing, to the point where Sniper doesn't know who she is. Maybe she just has to truly know heartbreak. ________ Copyright© 2014 AlinaTheWriter All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form, electronic or mechanical without written permission from the author.

This one goes out to @Dougieisgold (grandpapa) For those concerned with my sanity, "grandpapa" is actually just a friend my age, and it was actually an accident, and "grandpapa" has apologized over and over, I just thought it would be funny to make a book out of it.

Eh, it's just some of my stupid artwork... Because why not? I need more friends...

idk I made this bc I was bored lol

In which Bella accidentally butt-dials an old lady. ...And ends up falling for her grandson. Warning: contains cursing and abnormally short chapters. (Yeah, this is one of those dialogue stories.)

*commencing Law & Order style intro monologue xD* In the 1D fandom, directioners are represented by two separated yet equally crazy and hormonal groups: The fans who go to the concerts and the fans who don't. But in the devastating events following Paul Higgin's resignation as the band's head of security, band manager, and glorious babysitter/dad, the members of One Direction disappeared, their whereabouts unknown for an entire summer. During this time of hysteria and bittersweet grief for the boys, one girl made the ultimate sacrifice in taking the challenge of babysitting and hiding five amazing idiots from the world for three months. These are her stories of how 1D really spent the summer of 2014. *cue Law & Order dun dun sound effect :P*

wait for my story to get a new chapter ඞ amogus

new cover as of april 22 2017 -- basically everything i need to say is in the intro go take a look (not in the intro: lol i have no style so you shouldnt expect consistent work)

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Are they ok?