Lolno Stories

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Let the lol,no-ing chain commence!

ok so this is a book about me so my name will be ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ok good i'll just write about my sad pathetic life and whatnot so.. yeah bye -ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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*commencing Law & Order style intro monologue xD* In the 1D fandom, directioners are represented by two separated yet equally crazy and hormonal groups: The fans who go to the concerts and the fans who don't. But in the devastating events following Paul Higgin's resignation as the band's head of security, band manager, and glorious babysitter/dad, the members of One Direction disappeared, their whereabouts unknown for an entire summer. During this time of hysteria and bittersweet grief for the boys, one girl made the ultimate sacrifice in taking the challenge of babysitting and hiding five amazing idiots from the world for three months. These are her stories of how 1D really spent the summer of 2014. *cue Law & Order dun dun sound effect :P*

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This is just a book I wrote, no cover cuz I'm lazy :P Update: It has a cover now cuz i decided to not be lazy anyways- After their dad goes missing on an expedition, it's up to Sage and their friends to save him and his crew.

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Welcome abroad people. Hold on tight. The ships are about to sail! It's going to be small pieces of writing. (Really small) With a pump of adrenaline with every ship, y'all will surely enjoy it! I am open to requests. Comment which ship you want with what genre or plot. Fandoms that I belong to: THAI BL (mainly GMMTV) THAI GL (mainly GMMTV) YIZHAN BTS SVT KATSEYE

"BAMBAM STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS" "I'm looking at the cupcakes" YUGBAM ONE SHOT DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY @pillowchannie's IDEA BTW LMAO NEW BONUS PART COMING SOON

Lucy is a very smart girl for her age even though she's from a rich family, she doesn't get everything she wants, she has to work for it. Finally she gets to go to high school after being homeschool. Unlike most people Lucy is very fit and knows how to handle herself. She makes many new friends of the school like Levy, Erza, Juvia, Mirajane, Lissana, Etc. Then she meets the bad boys at the school Natsu being a leader along with, Grey, Gajeel, Jella, Laxus, Sting, ect.Natsu tends to take an interest in Lucy after a run in with her, but she doesn't care he's to arrogant and cocky. When she get stopped in her tracks one-night by two men trying to pick her up, when Natsu steps in. Unfortunately she can't get out of this unscathed, Natsu whats something from her, to be his pretend girlfriend that is. In an attempt to repay him she accepts, maybe this won't be so bad right?!

⚠️OLD (CRINGE) WORK, NOT BETA READ⚠️ (Don't let that stop you from enjoying it, if you do.) "ʙᴜᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ, ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴ ᴇxᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴅɪᴀʀʏ?" "ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ?" ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Todoroki commences an exchange diary with Midoriya, who informed him it's a good way to make life-long friendships. It's simple: person A writes something in it and then gives it to person B the following day, who also does the same thing. The cycle doesn't stop. Originally, it was made to make friends closer. But what happens when Midoriya reads the penultimate page and finds out about Todoroki's true intentions? 《𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗥》 (Sadly,) the characters aren't mine, meaning they were all created by Kōhei Horikoshi in his Japanese superhero manga series "Boku No Hero Academia". ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙: 16/03/2019 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙: 22/03/2019

This is a weird (lol what's a POV) short story about a Donkey and his strange adventure. This story happened completely on accident when I was texting my friends and messing around with weirdness. It's a funny, kind of gruesome story. Yeah, go ahead, read it. You've been warned. (But it's funny I promise).

The bananas. . .Obama set them free. And they became infected with tibias.

This is what I wish I'd given you on March 27th..... To Simon, for all the hell we put each other through.

So i was bored and i decided to make a story that me and a old ibf once made :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Max: A small boy abt 5,4 with ginger hair and some freckles. The rest is for you to decide what he looks like :) his parents decide to move away but on the way they get into a horrible carcrash. His parents are dead. Deader then Sirius. Oh well, he owns a horse named rocky. Enough abt that one Lucas: Typical weird ass dude who gets in fights. Anything to say? Black hair tall, bla bla bla. He lives with his aunt who loves to make pancakes. Thats one thing they have in common. Lucas's parents are always working and traveling around the world. Leaving him with his aunt. He couldn't care less if they died.

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