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Boys, integrate these sayings into your daily lives and you will get pussy all day erry' day.

" I put a tear in the ocean ; when you find it , I'll stop loving you. "

Maxine MoonBerry Was a Born a Witch in the Battle Royale Forest..With her Mother BeaTrix..the Head witch! whelp..there the last witches Because All the Humens..Thought they were Evil and had Plans to deal with the kingdom! So they Killed Every Witch But Only Bea..and Her Child (Maxine) Got out alive and live in the forest far away and always hidden..but turns out Maxine Is not just a witch she is WAY more than that.. find out more by reading the story~ Roblox User:CallmehCatmom! ( The World is Based On Royale high a roblox game! (my fav By CallmehBob (Aka NightBarbie) Enjoy luvs <3

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**This book features short, fun, snappy chapters** **Perfectly fine as a standalone** [Caution: may pack a couple of gutpunches.] "First things first: this is the story of how I die. Over and over again." __________________________________ Marra is NOT a vampire. He is a normal human, just like you. At least, that's what he tells himself. Life pits him against odds so bleak, that he'd rather die than face them. That's precisely the problem though. He just doesn't seem to . . . die. And now he's headed towards his worst nightmare, accompanied by a grumpy one-armed adult, a quippy spirit, a copperhead nerd, a sassy actor, a beagle, and a corpse. Welcome to his wacky world. Herein lies a hilarious, heartfelt, and first-hand account from Marra himself, ridden with characters to tickle your funnybone, witchraft to bewitch you, and loads of weird but laugh-out-loud stuff. Like, loads. Enjoy. ______________________________________ { Awesome cover by @jaszthewayyoulikeit } #completed ***All rights reserved: Do not recreate or plagiarise. This is an original work.***

Ali, Alexandra, Caroline, Evelyn, Iva, Jenna, Kathy, Kenzie, Liz, Natasha, Sapphire, Sophie, Suva, and Yolinda are the girls who make up [The] Crazy Weird Asian Squad, or so they were called. They look like normal kids living in a normal looking town, goes to a normal looking school that has abnormal looking students. The students look like characters out of anime films. However, it's the girls in [The] Asian Squad that are abnormal. To the adults' eyes, the girls are merely innocent, nice, polite, straight-A+ students. But only one knows the truth...the school's principal, who has kept an eye on the girls throughout the year. Not even the teachers know the full truth. Now, a new student named Zane is going to THE school. And oh boy, is he going to be experiencing some encounters of a lifetime! ---------------------------------------------- Highest Ranking: #448 in Humor

"𝑦/𝑛 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑚𝑒." ┈─ 𔘓 Cruella x reader 𖥻 ִ ۫ ּ ִ

I daydream and those daydreams turn into small one shots So Yeah...

Heya random people of Wattpad! This is a book where we can all just rant and share newby memes that used to only between us xD

What would i do if i was immortal? I don't know either. Also, this is not the roblox game. Apeirophobia (from Ancient Greek: ᾰ̓́πειρος, romanized: ápeiros, lit. 'infinite, boundless') is the phobia of infinity and/or eternity

A collection of T.A. Burt's short, humorous fiction. Witness a whole other world of nonsense and brighten your day with a confused chuckle.

the drafts that are listed on my bio. why am i posting this? idk im tryna take my mind off of the x reader i just tread that shit was traumatic

full of shit, don't read.

ARGLE BARGLE WITH A DASH OF HONEY FLAVOURED NOSTALGIA.

(Of course this is a troll book, and this was only written just for fun.) Harry pitter is the boi who lives. He loves being a wizard because he can get away from the dursleys and make friends at Hogwarts. But when Voldemort is back at it again, traumatizing kids and random people who you'll find out about later. And it's up to Harry and his friends to stop it all!!!':)

Some lunatics trying to keep it normalXD Hey,stranger, you might be entering danger;)

please help me.

but i still want you. ©PEACHRIE

no need to see here! 😉

(under HEAVY editing) Silvia was never the person to believe in the supernatural and what goes on after death. But after a ghost enters her bathroom one night, she has no choice but to believe and to call the professionals: the Ghostbusters. Shortly after this incident, they took her on as the fourth member of their team. As time went on, Silvia couldn't help but develop feelings for a certain member of the group... So, I don't know how old Egon is in these movies 😍 so we're going to pretend for the sake of the story they're all in their late 20s/early 30s as well. Some profanity throughout the story TW! Walter Peck is in the first few chapters!!