Lolwhat Stories

Medical therapy? expensive. Laughing on memes online? Won't cause you a single penny. You don't stop laughing cz u grow older. You grow olrer cz u stop laughing. So, don't stop. Live to laugh, laugh to live...

Where my recent admiration of puns come together... Hopefully you find them as funny as I do...

[BOOK 2 OF DIARY OF A NEGLECTED CHILD] One mission, one spirit, one rule. Operation: SMFALWFAM'SM. Date Started: September 26, 2020 Genre: Comedy and Light Romance ©ILYSIMY, 2020

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Disney, Dreamworks, Marvel, and DC, were people? Well, now y know, and they're roommates (*gasps* t h e y w e r e r o o m a t e s) Disney is the old man (well, they're not really a man...) who could litteraly give less of a shit about anyone else in the household but if they accidentally prick their finger "oMg Im dYiNg SoMeOnE hElP iM oLd i ThInK i NeEd tO lIe DoWn UUGGHH!¡!" Marvel is the only responsible one, basically they get all the chores done as well as everyone else's. DC just hides in their room all day only coming out to be the depressed person they are. Dreamworks just sleeps all day, doesn't do their chores, just sleeps. (Funny thing is, they don't even deserve it.)

The title pretty much sums it up. I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOK

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Meet Sarah, she was arrested for robbing a diamond bomb from a bank she's the sister of 'diamond jack' (search up diamond jack bye Rachel Kim on YouTube)

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Color me crimson Color you blue I can't punish you For simply being true Fix my heart with a needle and thread I hear your pretty sobs fucking with my head Keep me composed, keep my head up high I know I killed you,but you didn't have to die.

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Just random creepy/weird schist I will write when I'm bored. ^//O//^

Are they ok?

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This story was created because of one simple conversation I was having in my group chat. It is the weirdest story I have ever made up: You thought you were just updating your phone, no big deal...... or was it? Find out in the story! Hope you enjoy it.

Would you still forgive the people who hurt you and ruined your life?

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