Longhashtag Histoires

Uhhh... read please? I'm just bored, and I want to write fanfic. I don't even know what it's going to be about.

The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.