Historias de Lordblackhat

I don't know what i'm doing anymore... (⁠'⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠) So anyways! Here's one of my fav crack ships as a fanfic, genuine or satire? I let you be the judge... (P.S They may act ooc in this, idk? ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌ I just wanna write something with this ship)

To increase his reputation and gain more customers Black Hat decided to get married. But what he chooses for a bride is not what he expected. Hopefully no heads are going to roll for this.