Lordfarquaad Stories

A novel about Lord Farquaads secret love for shrek.

A love story about an unlikely couple. (PSA: this story is meant as a joke!!!!!) If anyone wants to make this into a movie since y'all love doing that with Wattpad stories, do it so we can make money

A steamy, romantic story about Y/N, who just moved to a new town and is having a hard time adjusting, falling in love with their teacher, Shrek (aka Mr. Grun). The two lovers begin to explore this newfound connection between them until Y/N catches the eye of the English teacher, Lord Maximus Farquaad (aka Mr. Farquaad), and things happen between them. Will Y/N be able to keep their taboo attraction for Farquaad a secret? Or will it cost them the love of their life?? Credits to Finn and Atlas for helping out with this story.

emma and the seggsy bad boy love story🥺🥺🥺🥺

"Tired of the ads? Get Spotify premium, today!" "What the fuck?" "Tap now to get thirty minutes of uninterrupted music!" •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Aurora Moretti's life was always a rollercoaster. From a deadbeat father, a mother who was barely home, fake friends, she learned to never get her hopes up. Everything always led to disappointment, and misery. Alessandro Votali. The owner of Votali Industries, a multi-billion dollar company. He has it all. The looks. The money. The fame. All but one... Her.

Two powerful men are looking for the same thing; to become king. What they don't know is they'll become the king of each other's hearts. ☆☆☆☆☆ IT WAS LIFE CHANGING I read this and I've suffered the consequences. My wife left me, my kids won't speak to me, I've suffered from IBS ever since. I'm writing this from the Psychiatric hospital. 10/10 would recommend. ☆☆☆☆☆ MAGNUM OPUS OF LITERATURE An exquisite piece of writing that leaves you enthralled from the start with complex characters and a deep, profound message of love being able to touch even the coldest, meanest of hearts. Ok there i did it can I see my cat now? ☆☆☆☆☆ DELICIOUS It was a perfect mixture of sweet and salty, leaving you wanting more. would highly recommend for your children, my favorite brownie recipe yet. ☆☆☆☆☆ MI PEDAZO DE SOL LA NIÑA DE MIS MOMOS, TIENES UNA COLECCION DE TILIN YEL IÑO OXXO Inspired by: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJGq5GCD/

A story of lord farquaad as a young chap.

12+ The Story of 2 raging Homos on a journey of love I think. (Lord Farquaad X Draco Malfoy/Dracella, Cinderella AU)

def ur typical love story 👿 no smut at ALL 😡😡😡🤫 Also DEF not a joke 😩👿‼️ farquaad has a lot of fun 🤩 This is a JOKE

fartshart x shrek love storylor

Lord Farquaad takes a walk to calm his mind after a fight with his husband. Suddenly, he meets the love of his life. What should he do? #Yasss

You have just started uni, being surrounded by the flusters of new beginnings and saying goodbye to your previous past ; all of this is a struggle and you can't seem to keep up with the world around you, drowning and you feel as if you will float away... Until you met him.... "Our relationship will never be ogre.." - Shrek 2020

a crack fic with the shrek cast, mha cast, sesame street cast, nicki minaj and barney the purple dinosaur- oh and Jefree star (this fic is like a year old it has been sitting in my drafts for ages i had to finish what i started enjoy ;)

I'll find the words to say, before you leave me here today..... (Trigger warning, contains very sad material and you will cry)

After a big heist, Vector doesn't know the power of the gadget he's stolen and falls back in time to Duloc in the 1600's- and finds shelter with a man by the name of Lord Farquaad. He agrees to give Vector a shelter, but if he is lying about his identity or his past, he might find himself getting punished...

A heartbreaking toxic love story filled with angst romance and spice Contains: -Enemies to lovers -deaths -blood -smexzy time -birth giving -princess poppy -betrayal -love triangle -yelling -cheating -abuse Updates might be slow sorry <3

12 year old shrek finally meets his favourite band,one direction! Donkey gets jealous and tries to take this opportunity away from him. Shrek isn't having any of this! "THIS IS MY SWAMP" Shrek yells an Donkey.

Here's some Farquaad smut to sooth all your needs.~ He is the most sexy and strong hunk of a man to ever exist and you're lucky you got your hands on him. ;) All of the story backgrounds are different depending on the mood. Female and male Readers. ⚠️WARNING⚠️: Bad language. -CREDITS- The cover art was made by my sister who is in the attic. (I blackmailed her.) (Lord Farquaad is from shrek 3D owned by Disney.)

smut

two nasty people fall in love 💞😘🥰😍😘