Lordfarquaad Stories

12+ The Story of 2 raging Homos on a journey of love I think. (Lord Farquaad X Draco Malfoy/Dracella, Cinderella AU)

Gay.

In a land far, far away there lived a green ogre - but not just an ordinary ogre. His name is Shrek, and his partner - Lord Farquaad - has impregnated him. Shrek is devastated, and enrolls Obama as his godfather. Will Shrek and Lord Farquaad be able to rescue their relationship? Or will Shrek kick Lord Farquaad out of his swamp - once and for all?

This started as an inside joke between me and one of my friends. But now we bring it to you hear on wattpad, so you can enjoy the cringe! To understand this fanfic i'll need to explain some things first fo it to make sense. Firstly, nipples have special glands that produces milk instead of sweat glands. Some animals have these glands covering there body instead of sweat glands. These nipple glands is whay is covering lord farquaads little leggeys. And with enough stimulation lord farquaad can have a milkgasim. This milkgasim, is when lord farquaads little leggeys have received enough stimulation and squirt milk out of the nipple glands on his little leggeys. With that explained, you can now read this piece of shit!

The new girl faces hardships going to her new high school. Nobody knew, being a teenager would be this difficult. Although new things are always better, she can't help but miss her old friends and school. She gets in a love triangle, square, and on the first day she finds herself getting attracted to a sex god.

Kermit lived a normal life with his wife, Mrs. Piggy until one day he stumbled apon a giant egg looking thing and like the genius he is, he jumped in and it closed and it shook him around and when he went to leave- he realized it was a universe changer pod, he walked out and saw a castle with this giant green guy and saw this handsome emo lad- wait no he has a wife and is straight, he can't think he is handsome... can he?

The wifes go on a journey finding love in the greatest poly relationship.

Lord Farquaad doesn't descriminate.

LORD FARTQUADZ X SHREXY 😍😍😍😍

The time of their life or is it? Y/N and the onclears story of how they came to be or how they ended that is.

😩😩😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥵😏😏😏😏❤️💜❤️

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Stuck between choosing your high school sweetheart and the man you married, you must decide, Farquaad or Shrek? Started: July 8th 2022

You and Baked Beans are engaged and happy, but what would happen if Lord Farquaad were get to him 1st..... find out....

sexy times service bottom!Shrek x top!Farquaad

A Kermit and lord Farquaad love story 💜

"Every time Henry jekyll does a backflip he turns into a magical mermaid" Read this to unlock the true secret of what it takes for Henry Jekyll to get through a normal day of his everyday life. Rating- PG (pregnant gardeners) Target audience- Justin beeber and homosexuals TW- True love coming back to life and Justin beeber Sponsered by nasa May contain vodka

Get yourself a man like 💅Shrek💅

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