Lordfarquaad Stories

#5 in #onion!! !!WARNING!! MILD LANGUAGE, CRIME, AND GUN REFERENCE!! A fanfiction story about Shrek The Farquaad Squad has only been around for a few weeks, but already has half the school under their control. Shrek seems to know something about them that no one else does. And he's only been there for two days! What's going on and what does Shrek know??

The new girl faces hardships going to her new high school. Nobody knew, being a teenager would be this difficult. Although new things are always better, she can't help but miss her old friends and school. She gets in a love triangle, square, and on the first day she finds herself getting attracted to a sex god.

Citizens Of Swantown Decided To Have a Musical Play About Their Hero And New Queen Of Swantown, Hira Chose Shrek The Musical Because That Was a Story Of How She, Shrek and Fiona Became a Family Figures. Even Though Hiro Wasn't There When Hira Met Shrek, Hira Added Him In It Anyways Because He's Her Former Brother-In-law, Which Almost Everyone Agreed On (Damrie Had Zero Ideas That His Exwife Was Going To Be In The Musical) With Chief Cruz Being The Only One Who Doesn't Agree Or Like The Idea of Hiro Being In a Musical That He Wasn't There On, So Hira Added Karmi And Megan There, To Make Chief Cruz Happy, Only To Be Rejected By Both Megan And Karmi So Hiro Is Still Joining Despite Chief Cruz's Protests. Note: I Only Own My OCs. Note: Season 5.

This here is my version of Shrek's story with my OC cast added into the mix, I hope you'll all like this. Story rating: PG

Kai's 4 Year Old Baby Sister, Kayla Is Getting Suspicious of Her Older Brother And Follows Him and Koraidon To Where Emily, Elizabeth and Will Are Hanging Out In; At The Abandoned Mansion, Where Will Says He Found a Way For Him and His Friends To Control Their Newfound Powers, Kai Then Admits To His Friends That Ever Since Kayla Was Born, All His Parents' Attention Were All On Her, Not Him Anymore But Since They Barely Check Up On Him On His Tallest Tower, It Should Be Perfect Timing For Them, Kayla Cries As She Ran Off, Kai and His Friends Went After Her, They All Didn't Know That She Was There, She Ran All The Way To Fairytale Land Which Is a Forbidden Place For Non Celebrities Like Kai and His Friends, Kai Remembers That His Parents Are Legendary Heroes Therefore They're Celebrities And If They See Kayla Then He's Going To Be Grounded Until The Day He Dies, Which Will Thinks He's Exacerbating, They Then Meet Shrek and Donkey And Decided To Help Them Get Shrek's Swamp Back To Get Kai's Mind Off Of Kayla, And How Are They Going To Do It? - By Rescuing a Beautiful Princess From a Dragon's Keep, Known As Princess Fiona. Note: Season 1, Episode 3. Note: I Only Own My OCs.

Shrek gets thrown into the torture room, where Lord Farquaad gets dirty.

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Lord farquaad is the richest man in the kingdom, you would think the is civil but he's not. He thought he loved Fiona. But no that quickly changed when he went to a male strip club and seen shrek

def ur typical love story 👿 no smut at ALL 😡😡😡🤫 Also DEF not a joke 😩👿‼️ farquaad has a lot of fun 🤩 This is a JOKE

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When Remy the rat meets and mysteriously handsome Lord he will have to choose between his forever love Linguini and the mysterious Lord Farquaad.

Hira And Hiroko Have a Exam Together About Fairytale Creatures, So Hira And Hiroko Go To Hiroko's Place To See a Film About Fairytale Creatures, Which Is Shrek, When The Director Called Hira To Get Ready For Her Adoption Appointment, Hiroko Is Determine To Help Hira Get a A+, So She and Hira Fought Over The DVD Box Which Opens The Portal To Shrek's World. Note: Season 1, Episode 3. Note: I Only Own My OCs.

A novel about Lord Farquaads secret love for shrek.

Shrek- A lonesome ogre, living life bitterly in his swamp, until one day he is forced to team up with a super villain in order to continue living humbly in his in his gloomy marsh home. Gru- A super villain who seeks the terrible all fearsome ogre to join him on his quest but when he refuses to assist him he is left with no choice but to threatens his swamp in order to get his help on his mission to steal lord Farquaad's riches. Will they complete their mission? If so will they go back to their old lives, or will they live in harmony together? ~ A love story. It's backkkkk upppp 😭

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"Every time Henry jekyll does a backflip he turns into a magical mermaid" Read this to unlock the true secret of what it takes for Henry Jekyll to get through a normal day of his everyday life. Rating- PG (pregnant gardeners) Target audience- Justin beeber and homosexuals TW- True love coming back to life and Justin beeber Sponsered by nasa May contain vodka

read this if horny and like shrek