Lordfarquaad Stories

A novel about Lord Farquaads secret love for shrek.

This is a Shrek x reader fanfiction, just like the title says, this is also my first faniction. Y/n is a teenage girl and she has just finished 8th grade. Shrek used to be a rich business man but after Lord Farquaad stole his wife(literally) his business went crashing down. What's going to happen to y/n after she meets Shrek? A lot man. But what type of stuff will excactly happen to her? I can't tell you everything but some fun stuff and stuff that's even more fun. A/n: Changing some things cause I didn't really like them. The plot and stuff will stay the same, it's a few very minor changes. (I do not own these characters.)

A love story about an unlikely couple. (PSA: this story is meant as a joke!!!!!) If anyone wants to make this into a movie since y'all love doing that with Wattpad stories, do it so we can make money

A steamy, romantic story about Y/N, who just moved to a new town and is having a hard time adjusting, falling in love with their teacher, Shrek (aka Mr. Grun). The two lovers begin to explore this newfound connection between them until Y/N catches the eye of the English teacher, Lord Maximus Farquaad (aka Mr. Farquaad), and things happen between them. Will Y/N be able to keep their taboo attraction for Farquaad a secret? Or will it cost them the love of their life?? Credits to Finn and Atlas for helping out with this story.

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Lord Farquaad doesn't descriminate.

Shrek continued walking through the woods until he stumbled upon a short man... He wondered who he was and why he was here... Shrek is a 600yr old man. He's currently married to Fiona but he doesn't love her anymore. He finds himself trapped. He becomes selfish and only cares about himself. Lord Farquaad is a 569yr old who's really short. He's always wanted to rule the world but he finds himself lonely. He wants someone to rule the world with. What will happen when 2 of them meet? Will they eventually fall in love and rule the world together?

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You and Baked Beans are engaged and happy, but what would happen if Lord Farquaad were get to him 1st..... find out....

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Lord Farquad and Jean Jangleman have bean enemies for a long time, but Lord fuckrawr had a secret.

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"Baby let me love you goodbye..." Post Malone and Lord Farquaad's relationship is hanging on by a loose thread. It's only a matter of time before it snaps, ending it all. (Post Malone and Lord Farquaad have been in a happy relationship for a few years now but it's all ending. They end it all in one night. How? Read to find out.)

In a shabby and worn tavern with the wafting scent of tobacco and stale mead. Smoke hovered close to the ceiling, creating a gloomy feel. In the back corner of the tavern there was a hushed conversation going about. At one point one of the several figures stood from the table and in a hushed voice pronounced to the group "our lives needn't be so hard, something must be done". The group's whispers rose to a panicked and rapid volume. Until the standing figure ended it by slamming their hands on the table in frustration stating " shut it! All of you! We need to take a stand and stop our kingdom from running into the ground!" The group was startled into silence. One of the figures muttered to the group "discussing this is treason. If we are caught or even heard our heads will be on spikes by the end of the night". The group that was huddled together in the shabby tavern, had no clue that they were about to change the direction of history...

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It was a bright Thursday afternoon. Bertram was on his way to work until someone bumped into him and shouted "WATCH IT FATTY". He turned to see who it was but he saw no one in sight. He wondered aloud " Who was that?". The invisible voice said "Down here Ronald McDonald". Bertram looked down to find a short man with short black hair and a smirk printed on his face. Bertram said sorry and went to leave but the short man grabbed his arm and said "Wait..whats your name?". The large man then stated his name is Bertram, then asked what the others name was. The short man said "Lord Farquadd, but you can call me daddy". Bertram immediately started blushing and drooling. Lord Farquadd licked the drool off and kissed Bertram's tender lips. Lord Farquadd picked Bertram up and made his way into his apartment, onto his bed, under the covers. It wasn't long before Jessie and the kids came knocking at Lord Farquadd's door, in search of Bertram. But all they heard were moans. Let me know if yall want part 2

*nsfw* uwu bake🍓💔✨🎉 lord farquaad x reader (STEAMY) so seggsy