Lordfarquaad Stories

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek and his cervitaur brother Lillo. The once peaceful swamp was now shattered because of fairy tale c...

We all have those weird dreams where we fight dragons, dream of a 'happily ever after'...or in my cousin Alice's case; make friends with a unicorn that literally poops e...

Y/n goes on a road trip to the beautiful town of Duloc. Whilst there, she meets a man of grand stature who falls deeply in love with her. Will she reciprocate that love?

Lord Farquaad teams up with Daddy Pig to take back his kingdom, not knowing that he would end up having feelings for him. #13 OUT OF #SHREKISLOVESHREKISLIFE #1 OUT OF #C...

lord farquaad could never express his feelings for squidward, his best friend. They've been friends for as long as they can remember but squidward could never seem to re...

"Baby let me love you goodbye..." Post Malone and Lord Farquaad's relationship is hanging on by a loose thread. It's only a matter of time before it snaps, end...

A love story about an unlikely couple. (PSA: this story is meant as a joke!!!!!) If anyone wants to make this into a movie since y'all love doing that with Wattpad stor...

Citizens Of Swantown Decided To Have a Musical Play About Their Hero And New Queen Of Swantown, Hira Chose Shrek The Musical Because That Was a Story Of How She, Shrek a...

I'll find the words to say, before you leave me here today..... (Trigger warning, contains very sad material and you will cry)

cum lots on green pp

It was a bright Thursday afternoon. Bertram was on his way to work until someone bumped into him and shouted "WATCH IT FATTY". He turned to see who it was but...

farquaad got horny and shrek was still mad

Two powerful men are looking for the same thing; to become king. What they don't know is they'll become the king of each other's hearts. ☆☆☆☆☆ IT WAS LIFE CHANGING I rea...

Hira And Hiroko Have a Exam Together About Fairytale Creatures, So Hira And Hiroko Go To Hiroko's Place To See a Film About Fairytale Creatures, Which Is Shrek, When The...

No description needed we are very smerted

Before Hiro And The Adventure Gang Could Leave They Decided To Have a Little Karaoke Dance Party With Shrek, Fiona, Donkey And The Other Fairytale Creatures Note: I Bet...

Lord Farquaad doesn't descriminate.

I'm baaaaack! So here's another "joke ship" story but with Bob Duncan and Lord Farquaad, also, Bobquaad. (Lol, I'm so clever right ;)) This is a short story so...

long ago lived a man in a swamp, or was he a man? he soon goes on an adventure to find a prince for princess fiona and meets lord farquaad which the 2 grow deep relation...

This is a Shrek x reader fanfiction, just like the title says, this is also my first faniction. Y/n is a teenage girl and she has just finished 8th grade. Shrek used to...