Lordfarquaad Stories

You have just started uni, being surrounded by the flusters of new beginnings and saying goodbye to your previous past ; all of this is a struggle and you can't seem to keep up with the world around you, drowning and you feel as if you will float away... Until you met him.... "Our relationship will never be ogre.." - Shrek 2020

a crack fic with the shrek cast, mha cast, sesame street cast, nicki minaj and barney the purple dinosaur- oh and Jefree star (this fic is like a year old it has been sitting in my drafts for ages i had to finish what i started enjoy ;)

Everything you know about Farquaad is wrong. Shrek is the REAL evil; while Farquaad is our Lord and savior. Read to know the real truth, and how to follow the religion of the Farquaad's Witnesses.

i stole some of this but shrek told me to so it's okay also creds to op,, also just in case you're sheltered and don't know: the hanahaki disease is a disease where flowers grow in your lungs if you have an unrequited love or whatever. first you cough up flowers and then blood and then you die yay

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After a big heist, Vector doesn't know the power of the gadget he's stolen and falls back in time to Duloc in the 1600's- and finds shelter with a man by the name of Lord Farquaad. He agrees to give Vector a shelter, but if he is lying about his identity or his past, he might find himself getting punished...

#5 in #onion!! !!WARNING!! MILD LANGUAGE, CRIME, AND GUN REFERENCE!! A fanfiction story about Shrek The Farquaad Squad has only been around for a few weeks, but already has half the school under their control. Shrek seems to know something about them that no one else does. And he's only been there for two days! What's going on and what does Shrek know??

The time of their life or is it? Y/N and the onclears story of how they came to be or how they ended that is.

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Hira And Hiroko Have a Exam Together About Fairytale Creatures, So Hira And Hiroko Go To Hiroko's Place To See a Film About Fairytale Creatures, Which Is Shrek, When The Director Called Hira To Get Ready For Her Adoption Appointment, Hiroko Is Determine To Help Hira Get a A+, So She and Hira Fought Over The DVD Box Which Opens The Portal To Shrek's World. Note: Season 1, Episode 3. Note: I Only Own My OCs.

A steamy, romantic story about Y/N, who just moved to a new town and is having a hard time adjusting, falling in love with their teacher, Shrek (aka Mr. Grun). The two lovers begin to explore this newfound connection between them until Y/N catches the eye of the English teacher, Lord Maximus Farquaad (aka Mr. Farquaad), and things happen between them. Will Y/N be able to keep their taboo attraction for Farquaad a secret? Or will it cost them the love of their life?? Credits to Finn and Atlas for helping out with this story.

This is the story of how shrek and lord farquaad fell in love.

(This story takes place in an AU where Lord Farquaad didn't get eaten btw) After watching the love of his life marry an ogre, Lord Farquaad left the kingdom and started a new life in a peaceful swamp, trying not to remember his past too much. But the thing that bothered him most, was that it wasn't Fiona that he wanted. It was Shrek. But, to pursue this relationship, he would not only have to break up Shrek and Fiona, but he would also have to deal with Shrek's children. But, Shrek has been catching feelings as well, and doesn't know what to do. Can feelings blossom between the two and start something special? With the help of his brothers DaBaby, All Might, and Sans, Farquaad may be able to win Shrek over.

This is a story where Farquaad, the nice theatre kid, the soft boy from school meets the very bad rebel kid who is SECRETLY VERY KAWAII, Murdoc. Will they fall in love? Will Murdoc ever stop picking on poor Farquaad? Read to find out. (A/N; THIS IS A REAL STORY NOT A FUNNY JOKE, I AM GOING TO WORK HARD ON THIS, HARDER THAN ANY PIECE OF SCHOOLWORK I HAD TO DO.!)

Fiona cheats on Shrek with Lord Farquaad. Shrek leaves Fiona and ends up being a homeless person. Will Shrek find love again?

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The love story of the decade Featuring Lord Farquaad From the Shrek series and Sun from the Five Nights at Freddy's series. Farquaad didn't end up with his princess but found some one he will love and cherish way more a type of person he would never expect for him to have feelings for. Sorry if English is bad English is my 4.5th language (I tried learning French but gave up because French is too gay)

Hira, Hiroko And Hiroki Met a New Boy At School, His Name Was Hiroshi And He Was a Genius Who Skipped A Few Grades, Hiroki Feels Threatened By Hiroshi's Great Intelligence That He Try To Study Hard To Remain His Status As The "Smartest & Intelligence Student In CHS", Hira Feels Like Just Because Hiroshi Is a Genius, It Doesn't Mean That You Should Become a Rival Towards Him, When The CHS Have To Study About Fairytale Creatures, Hiroshi Immediately Knew That Hiroki And His Friends Would Be Watching Shrek At Hiroko's Place, So He Sneak In To See If They Study At All, He Then Saw Hira, Hiroko And Hiroki's Secret, And He Was Suck In Movieland As Well, Will He Keep His Mouth Shut Or Will He Become Hira, Hiroko And Hiroki's Friend? Note: I Only Own My OCs. Note: Season 1, Episode 3.

Here's some Farquaad smut to sooth all your needs.~ He is the most sexy and strong hunk of a man to ever exist and you're lucky you got your hands on him. ;) All of the story backgrounds are different depending on the mood. Female and male Readers. ⚠️WARNING⚠️: Bad language. -CREDITS- The cover art was made by my sister who is in the attic. (I blackmailed her.) (Lord Farquaad is from shrek 3D owned by Disney.)

Stuck between choosing your high school sweetheart and the man you married, you must decide, Farquaad or Shrek? Started: July 8th 2022