Истории Lordfarquad

There isn't enough actual Shrek fanfiction. The only content I can find is cringe and garbage, so I intend to give the ogre of my dreams the attention he deserves. Shrek is a deity, and those who disrespect him will face my unforgiving wrath.

Gimme that Shrexy body

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smut warning

y/n is barista, but everything changes when she meets our boy cabbage man and talk about a mysterious Lord Farquad....

This story is based on 2 people I know in real life. It's a big inside joke. Don't take anything seriously and I have permission to write about them in this way.

Y/N (in the story you are called different names, but anything close to "Ava" is Y/N. The reader is the main character) lives in a world of 2D and 3D. You find yourself in a world where you can't resist falling in love. When you expect the least, greater things happen. You live a high school life where you either meet new crushes or old crushes. Sometimes your love is rejected. But some meetings are twisted and don't turn out to be what you wanted. Your life won't be normal, but there are people who can help. But who will be the lucky one to find themselves out of their fears? Read to find out ;))

THIS IS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON SOME CHAPTERS ARE GONNA BE REALLY SHORT SORRY

just read it lolll

After a big heist, Vector doesn't know the power of the gadget he's stolen and falls back in time to Duloc in the 1600's- and finds shelter with a man by the name of Lord Farquaad. He agrees to give Vector a shelter, but if he is lying about his identity or his past, he might find himself getting punished...

Shrek is just an average ogre, accompanied by his best friend, Donkey. In their adventures they start to develop mutual romantic feelings toward each other, but are too shy to admit it. Will they get together and share a smooch? Will their lives fall apart? Inspired by the King Harvey. 🧘‍♀️ 🕯

characters-doctor phil,elastigirl,caillou,pinky pie, lor faurquad,lucky charms leprechaun (lcl),jj from coco melon x y/n female *credits to artist i couldn't find not my art*

Do not read this if you value your sanity. The only reason I am writing this is because of my friend Zarria who put a cursed image in my mind.

One day a young boy stumbles upon Lord Farquad's castle.

what happens when y/n falls in love with creepy yet strangely sexy patrick star? will the lovers of their pasts get in the way, or will their admirations for gucci flip flops stay? creepy yet sexy patrick star x y/n

This is for shits and giggles don't take this seriously I also started this in school but my friends wanted to read it sooo

me and my best friend are making this at half past midnight. it's completely satire💀✌️

This book is dedicated to my friend the ginger aka henason The story follows the ginger, aka Ed sheran, and his adventures. For like two chapters Then fucking a bomb blows up everything, and then I started writing a Bondi lifeguard au because Benny wanted one Anyways, this story contains swearing blah blah blah K by