Lordfarquad Stories

me and my best friend are making this at half past midnight. it's completely satire💀✌️

yn x reader x ferret ‼️this is a yn slander book‼️and draco

Do not read this if you value your sanity. The only reason I am writing this is because of my friend Zarria who put a cursed image in my mind.

daddy farquad x voldie 🥺💕✨

After eating too many edibles on a thursday morning, you pass out...only to wake up near an unknown swamp...with a certain ogre staring at you. He annoyingly told you to get out of his swamp! What soon followed was a turn of events...

just read it lolll

smut warning

ok

This is for shits and giggles don't take this seriously I also started this in school but my friends wanted to read it sooo

charger, also known as Levi Jr, is simply relaxing at home with his owner Levi Ackerman. a few hours later, he hears, "AGH! STUPID computer just broke AGAIN." from Levi in the other room. 'Well, that's how it was with Deven. Deven was an old computer and barely had the storage to run google. I don't blame em' for getting yelled at really.' Levi Jr thought to himself. Little did he know, Levi would leave the house that day to visit the Apple store.....and bring home a new laptop. In this story, readers will be captivated by suspense, romance, shock, horror and BETRAYAL! Read at own risk (you may be heartbroken at some parts)

help. (I rly did write this, oh god please help me)

One day a young boy stumbles upon Lord Farquad's castle.

this is one steamy story

-|"𝕴 𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒 𝖔𝖋 𝖎𝖙 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖇𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖊."| ★彡

Read to find out 🔫

Donkey has always loved shrek since the first day he say him... But does Shrek return his feelings or will donkey be forced to move on.... This is a sad story 🥺🥺

Once upon a time in a swamp lived an ogre named Shrek, and this is his morning! 

Sherk X Lord Farquad X Donkey

Shrek isn't quite living the romantic life with his wife Fiona so he decides to cheat on her with lord Farquad

Idk a very detailed story or shrek and lord farquad doing the devils tango ig 💀 No parts of this story were written by me and full credits to the absolutely amazing friend of mine who wrote this masterpiece which was so good it deserved to be on this app 😻 Also the cover isn't mine either I just randomly found it on google lmao sk credit to whoever drew it 💀💀