Lordfarquad Stories

A dance off between two groups. The first group, The Talented Johns, is made up of John Stamos, John Cena, and John Mulaney. Group two, The Cullens, is made up of, Lord Farquad, T-Series, and, Laura Lee. The Johns are sure to win, until an unexpected player gets mixed into this madness. Which team will convince this smooth talking, speed walking, dance machine to join their group? Read to find out.

Okay I can't find any like good shreck stories so I'm making my own

Once upon a time in a swamp lived an ogre named Shrek, and this is his morning! 

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This is obviously supposed to be a joke😩 Just a random crackfic me and my friend @PantaB1tch made over text and i figured i could write it onto here because why the hell not🌀👄🌀

help. (I rly did write this, oh god please help me)

When princess fiona goes to eshaytown, UK, shrek has to fight the urge to not cheat on her with his beloved sexy lord farquad . while thats happening princess fiona has to survive the terrible eshaytown with the famous adidas donkey and mayor and pussy in boots. WILL HE BE LOYAL OR NOT READ TO FIND OUT.

charger, also known as Levi Jr, is simply relaxing at home with his owner Levi Ackerman. a few hours later, he hears, "AGH! STUPID computer just broke AGAIN." from Levi in the other room. 'Well, that's how it was with Deven. Deven was an old computer and barely had the storage to run google. I don't blame em' for getting yelled at really.' Levi Jr thought to himself. Little did he know, Levi would leave the house that day to visit the Apple store.....and bring home a new laptop. In this story, readers will be captivated by suspense, romance, shock, horror and BETRAYAL! Read at own risk (you may be heartbroken at some parts)

After eating too many edibles on a thursday morning, you pass out...only to wake up near an unknown swamp...with a certain ogre staring at you. He annoyingly told you to get out of his swamp! What soon followed was a turn of events...

yn x reader x ferret ‼️this is a yn slander book‼️and draco

As Shaggy and Mike prepare for their big day events take a twisty turn down south.

Do not read this if you value your sanity. The only reason I am writing this is because of my friend Zarria who put a cursed image in my mind.

Lord Farquad and the Evil Queen fall in love and defy all odds

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Idk a very detailed story or shrek and lord farquad doing the devils tango ig 💀 No parts of this story were written by me and full credits to the absolutely amazing friend of mine who wrote this masterpiece which was so good it deserved to be on this app 😻 Also the cover isn't mine either I just randomly found it on google lmao sk credit to whoever drew it 💀💀

Shrek Becomes a dealer in a swamp known for its SPECIAL onion crops, Shrek secretly uses pixie dust to enhance his onions, hiding his addiction. Donkey, concerned about the missing pixie dust plants, investigates with Gingy. Word spreads about the special strain, reaching Lord Farquaad, who sends Thelonious to retrieve it. Gingy and Donkey try to stop him, warning of Shrek's possessiveness and the Three Blind Mice guarding the stash. A fierce duel ensues, ending when Gingy sedates Thelonious. After waking up, Thelonious continues to the swamp, finding Shrek too intoxicated to function while Donkey and Gingy search Shrek's house for the elusive pixie dust. In a swamp known for its onion crops, Shrek secretly uses pixie dust to enhance his onions, hiding his addiction. Donkey, concerned about the missing pixie dust plants, investigates with Gingy. Word spreads about the special strain, reaching Lord Farquaad, who sends Thelonious to retrieve it. Gingy and Donkey try to stop him, warning of Shrek's possessiveness and the Three Blind Mice guarding the stash. A fierce duel ensues, ending when Gingy sedates Thelonious. After waking up, Thelonious continues to the swamp, finding Shrek too intoxicated to function while Donkey and Gingy search Shrek's house for the elusive pixie dust. THIS WAS A PROJECT FOR PSYCHOLOGY CLASS😜😘

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This book is dedicated to my friend the ginger aka henason The story follows the ginger, aka Ed sheran, and his adventures. For like two chapters Then fucking a bomb blows up everything, and then I started writing a Bondi lifeguard au because Benny wanted one Anyways, this story contains swearing blah blah blah K by

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