Lordfarquad Stories

This is for shits and giggles don't take this seriously I also started this in school but my friends wanted to read it sooo

When princess fiona goes to eshaytown, UK, shrek has to fight the urge to not cheat on her with his beloved sexy lord farquad . while thats happening princess fiona has to survive the terrible eshaytown with the famous adidas donkey and mayor and pussy in boots. WILL HE BE LOYAL OR NOT READ TO FIND OUT.

Okay I can't find any like good shreck stories so I'm making my own

when shreks wife Fiona is caught with lord farquad shrek is sad later to meet Trump read what happens or not your choice also I put hard work into the cover so you better like my story

Read to find out 🔫

This book is dedicated to my friend the ginger aka henason The story follows the ginger, aka Ed sheran, and his adventures. For like two chapters Then fucking a bomb blows up everything, and then I started writing a Bondi lifeguard au because Benny wanted one Anyways, this story contains swearing blah blah blah K by

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After a big heist, Vector doesn't know the power of the gadget he's stolen and falls back in time to Duloc in the 1600's- and finds shelter with a man by the name of Lord Farquaad. He agrees to give Vector a shelter, but if he is lying about his identity or his past, he might find himself getting punished...

this is one steamy story

Idk a very detailed story or shrek and lord farquad doing the devils tango ig 💀 No parts of this story were written by me and full credits to the absolutely amazing friend of mine who wrote this masterpiece which was so good it deserved to be on this app 😻 Also the cover isn't mine either I just randomly found it on google lmao sk credit to whoever drew it 💀💀

y/n is barista, but everything changes when she meets our boy cabbage man and talk about a mysterious Lord Farquad....

Very hawt

romantic asf 😻😻😻 shrek making a brave act for his lover 🥵 big plot twist

Shrek, and Farquad are having hot, steamy sex like usual, but things get extra kinky when Fiona finds them fucking.

This is obviously supposed to be a joke😩 Just a random crackfic me and my friend @PantaB1tch made over text and i figured i could write it onto here because why the hell not🌀👄🌀

After eating too many edibles on a thursday morning, you pass out...only to wake up near an unknown swamp...with a certain ogre staring at you. He annoyingly told you to get out of his swamp! What soon followed was a turn of events...

help. (I rly did write this, oh god please help me)

smut warning

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