Lordfarquad Stories

Okay I can't find any like good shreck stories so I'm making my own

yn x reader x ferret ‼️this is a yn slander book‼️and draco

Shrek, and Farquad are having hot, steamy sex like usual, but things get extra kinky when Fiona finds them fucking.

when shreks wife Fiona is caught with lord farquad shrek is sad later to meet Trump read what happens or not your choice also I put hard work into the cover so you better like my story

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Very hawt

Read to find out 🔫

charger, also known as Levi Jr, is simply relaxing at home with his owner Levi Ackerman. a few hours later, he hears, "AGH! STUPID computer just broke AGAIN." from Levi in the other room. 'Well, that's how it was with Deven. Deven was an old computer and barely had the storage to run google. I don't blame em' for getting yelled at really.' Levi Jr thought to himself. Little did he know, Levi would leave the house that day to visit the Apple store.....and bring home a new laptop. In this story, readers will be captivated by suspense, romance, shock, horror and BETRAYAL! Read at own risk (you may be heartbroken at some parts)

smut warning

It was a grey foggy day in the country of Scotland. You, the main character, accidentally fell into a passerby's arms, kissing them intensely. You did not see the face of the passerby, but you felt a connection and have been looking for them ever since.

THIS IS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON SOME CHAPTERS ARE GONNA BE REALLY SHORT SORRY

This is obviously supposed to be a joke😩 Just a random crackfic me and my friend @PantaB1tch made over text and i figured i could write it onto here because why the hell not🌀👄🌀

Donkey has always loved shrek since the first day he say him... But does Shrek return his feelings or will donkey be forced to move on.... This is a sad story 🥺🥺

Shrek is just an average ogre, accompanied by his best friend, Donkey. In their adventures they start to develop mutual romantic feelings toward each other, but are too shy to admit it. Will they get together and share a smooch? Will their lives fall apart? Inspired by the King Harvey. 🧘‍♀️ 🕯

A dance off between two groups. The first group, The Talented Johns, is made up of John Stamos, John Cena, and John Mulaney. Group two, The Cullens, is made up of, Lord Farquad, T-Series, and, Laura Lee. The Johns are sure to win, until an unexpected player gets mixed into this madness. Which team will convince this smooth talking, speed walking, dance machine to join their group? Read to find out.

#5 in #onion!! !!WARNING!! MILD LANGUAGE, CRIME, AND GUN REFERENCE!! A fanfiction story about Shrek The Farquaad Squad has only been around for a few weeks, but already has half the school under their control. Shrek seems to know something about them that no one else does. And he's only been there for two days! What's going on and what does Shrek know??

Idk a very detailed story or shrek and lord farquad doing the devils tango ig 💀 No parts of this story were written by me and full credits to the absolutely amazing friend of mine who wrote this masterpiece which was so good it deserved to be on this app 😻 Also the cover isn't mine either I just randomly found it on google lmao sk credit to whoever drew it 💀💀

This story is based on 2 people I know in real life. It's a big inside joke. Don't take anything seriously and I have permission to write about them in this way.

This is for shits and giggles don't take this seriously I also started this in school but my friends wanted to read it sooo

Once upon a time in a swamp lived an ogre named Shrek, and this is his morning!