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Vanessa, a Rental Girlfriend, has gone on many "fake dates" since her inexplicable transportation to Japan. As such, when Kazuya Kinoshita rents her for a date, Vanessa figured it would be like any other date prior. This was a mistake. Crossposted on AO3, Fanfiction.net and Spacebattles.

Ink!Sans and Error!Sans gave me a bit of the Anti-Void to use for this, so that's where I'll be hanging out most of the time. So basically, my admin says that this is gonna work a bit like a Tumblr Ask blog, but she can't draw worth a goat's ass. You guys can comment stuff (questions and dares) and I'll do it. Just gotta make sure Boss doesn't find this book. Uh, Admin says I gotta credit the cover so, um.... Cover by Jakeinimations/Jakei95.

To guys fall in love

WARNING: do not read if you have anxiety or afraid of spirits, ghosts, gore, etc. there will be a lot of graphic content so read at your own risk humans!!! Do you believe in ghosts? Do you believe that the dead is around you? Hiding in shadows and lurking around in your dreams. Here's a book that might make you think twice about going into somewhere you shouldn't, fooling around with things that shouldn't be touched, going into the dark without a light, messing with people you shouldn't mess with, and lots more. Hey guys! I don't think this is scary one bit because pretty much the 12 years (almost 13 years) of my life is involved around scary occurrences. No not the time when their were clowns on the loose in 2016, no not the time when I heard about little girls getting kidnapped around my neighborhood. I mean like actually happening around me or in movies. If you have any questions for me about what happened in my life that was so scary or ask me if this or that has ever happened to me then please message me directly or ask in the story. You guys may be wondering, how do you know all of this is real? Truth is, I don't know all of it. Most of it was my imagination while sometimes...I believe it isn't. Don't make fun of me okay! Anyways! Hope you guys enjoy!<3

"No one makes a move to help anyone, even if they can, because that's the way the population is taught to think. Either you have a flashy quirk and become a hero, have a deadly quirk and become a villain, or have a useless quirk and be a background citizen..." Having ended up with the most unfortunate quirk, Izuku almost wished he'd simply been quirkless. The universe must've been kidding him. His quirk was way too villain-like for him to be a hero. But that made him all the more determined to be one. Just... in a different way.

"So I died." "Yes." "But because of 'complications' you're shoving me into another world." "...yes." "That may or may not resemble some books I read on fucking wattpad when I was fourteen." "We thought it would make the experience more pleasant for you-" "Oh my God."

Montse, a 24 year old YouTube animator, finds herself in a predicament when the Purge gets brought upon her town of New York City. Now, in order for her to survive, she must team up with an unlikely, and most certainly unordinary, group of survivors.

🙌May contain lemons or sex 🙌Will have alcohol 🙌Will have drugs 🙌Will have swearing "You know when Slenderman invited you to stay here he was just being nice. No one thought that you would accept." Jeff says facing me. "Well if a fucking stupid face killer didn't kill my parents I WOULD STILL BE HOME." I scream out at him. That's when I saw the anger in his eyes, but I wasn't backing down any time soon. The cold chilling feel of a blade comes close to my cheek as the infamous killer glares at me. That's when he walked down the stairs and my life here changed. "How about you knock it off Jeff." The guy said. "Yeah stop being a fucking bitch!" The same guy said but for some reason his voice was different. "Who are you? What are you."

"Can I sorch your soul with my name?" He leaned towards me. ""You mean tattoo it in right?" Laughing I kissed his cheek. "No I mean sorch, so that if I ever leave your side, it'll burn whenever you think of us. Of our memories, the good, and definitely the bad." Bitting my lower lip, I thought aboujt it tilting my head side to side while he patiently awaited my response. "Will it hurt a lot?" "It'll hurt... a lot babe" He smirked at me. "Good make it unbearable then, but in exchange I want to set your heart ablaze with my fire so it''ll always be mine."

18 years old Blond soft hair and a fucking purple eyes Camael Bellin hates his looks and his name of course.. With the name and appearance of an Angel everyone is infatuated by him, but his personality it's pure fire. Rules, few friends, seriousness, strict parents and a will of iron. But new adventures Are coming and he certainly won't be the one losing

A normal school? I don't think so...

part two of the chaos known as the 'book of' series thats right its a fucking series now im still the same dumbass from last time enjoy

The Mikaelsons are here to stay in Mystic Falls, Elena's a vampire and the Salvatores are as overprotective as ever. What could possibly go wrong?

Continuation of Music Miscellaneous Contains: Music Movies Rants Journals Books etc.

We didn't ask to be like this. We were born like this. Then they made us what they wanted us to be. Then they turned on us. Now we're fighting back.

The family & Missing Children in a nutshell (Not including Mrs. Afton..sorry) Plus 3 of the fnaf 4 bullies

Exactly what it says on the tin. I rewrote a bunch of incorrect quotes as HermitCraft characters. That's literally all there is in this book. I curse a lot, so they may be somewhat more OOC than normal If you have a suggestion for me to add an incorrect quote, along with whatever Hermit is saying it, let me know in the comments and I'll credit you for the quote! I made some of these myself, so any of these that aren't funny are ones I made ∆ PLEASE NOTE ∆ This book does contain very mild amounts of shipping. But we only ship the MINECRAFT CHARACTERS here, not the people who made them. If you don't like that, I will leave a little "💕" emoji on any chapter that has even a mildly outside-of-platonic quote Some ships included are: Grian/Mumbo Jumbo Docm77/Rendog GoodTimesWithScar/BdoubleO100 Joehillssays/ZombieCleo GoodTimesWithScar/Grian/Mumbo Jumbo Stressmonster/Iskall85 ZedaphPlayz/Tango I hope you enjoy anyways :] I'll be updating twice a week, with at least seven to eight quotes per chapt er •×• 06/14/2022 • Wow I didn't think people would read this (@_@) 06/15/2022 • You all must be really starved for HC content 06/17/2022 • If y'all really want more Hermit Content, I'll make some actual stories, cause jeez o-o 06/19/2022 • I know there's only like 30 views but whERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM?? Okay but for real though, having people read and like my shitty content is one of the best birthday gifts y'all could possibly give me (╥﹏╥) Thank you so much- *insert sobbing* I appreciate each and every one of you 07/20/2022 • I LEFT Y'ALL ALONE FOR SO LONG, I'M SO FUCKING SORRYYY Thank you for still reading and getting this to 70 views anyways, it means the world to me 🥺 y'all incredible

A place for me to put all my drabbles, short stories and more. Things i've written while sitting in a car, listening to music or just being bored, some of these are really short or I may have errors but please keep in mind that i wrote most of these at 2am with no sleep because i was listening to music- 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 𝖎𝖘 𝕭𝖚𝖎𝖑𝖙 𝖔𝖓 𝕴𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 -𝕸𝖊 All of these works of fiction belong to me, please do not steal them but if you want to continue a story you can just ask in the comment section of that story. I hope you enjoy at least a few, if so please do remember to vote, it really helps inspire Authors. Cover art is not drawn by me and if anyone knows who its by please tell me so i can be sure to credit them!

"well, anygays, I saw a group of Class C huddling in front of Squadron E. At first I didn't mind them until I overheard one of them. So naturally, I joined their huddle...." then he looked around the faces of his team mate, he grinned at how expectant they look. But before Jin will explode again he continued. "they are talking about some urban legend here in this very headquarter of ours" "What urban legend?" prompted Hobi "Well... according to this urban legend. Some years ago. Class A is not the highest rank of soldiers in A.R.M.Y!" "What are you talking about Jimin? I've been here for 8 years and I have never heard of another rank higher than ours" muttered Namjoon. Jimin rolled his eyes at the captain "well this is some years ago like I remember them saying around... was it 20? or 30 years ago? Oh! yes 30 years ago I think" "Did they mention what rank it is?" asked Jungkook "oh yes!" Jimin quickly replied "I heard it's called.... S Class!" **** Captain Kim Namjoon and his squad members Jeon Jungkook, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok and Park Jimin are all members of Class A. The highest rank in A.R.M.Y organization. A top secret non-government organization that battles against extra terrestrials and protects unaware humans from it. What happens when they encounter some urban legend? And why does it peaked Jungkook's interest too much? Read and find out :)