Lotsofswearing Stories

this might or might not be short I'm not sure yet and I'm kind of bad at grammar so feel free to correct me because I need help with it

Ink!Sans and Error!Sans gave me a bit of the Anti-Void to use for this, so that's where I'll be hanging out most of the time. So basically, my admin says that this is gonna work a bit like a Tumblr Ask blog, but she can't draw worth a goat's ass. You guys can comment stuff (questions and dares) and I'll do it. Just gotta make sure Boss doesn't find this book. Uh, Admin says I gotta credit the cover so, um.... Cover by Jakeinimations/Jakei95.

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Akira is a bounty hunter. Lunae is a soldier. Starstreak is a murderer. The land of Seathia has been ravaged and destroyed by the Sanistery. They take and they take and leave nothing left, and the surviving Houses are left wondering when it will be their turn to be destroyed next. Of the three, Akira knows the threat best, Lunae has only just grasped its true magnitude, and Starstreak sees it as nothing more than an opportunity. Akira will do whatever it takes to survive this war- jobs are jobs, and money is money. Lunae, desperate to end the chaos, fights to save what little remains of a world she never fully knew. Starstreak? She's only trying to live her life, with her brother at her side, no matter the cost. Three paths and pasts are allied forcefully and fixed together where they don't fit, compelled to face a common enemy in a world where survival tops all.

Typical isekai story line where the summoned hero is from the 21 century and doesn't wanna fight

Everyone told Midoriya he couldn't be a hero without a quirk. Everyone that is, except his best friend Bakugo Katsuki. Then again, no one else has seen him beat the shit out of someone with a brick and a 2x4 plank of wood... Cover art credit goes to mapleleauf on tumblr. I found the picture on google and finally tracked down the artist, go check them out!

WARNING: do not read if you have anxiety or afraid of spirits, ghosts, gore, etc. there will be a lot of graphic content so read at your own risk humans!!! Do you believe in ghosts? Do you believe that the dead is around you? Hiding in shadows and lurking around in your dreams. Here's a book that might make you think twice about going into somewhere you shouldn't, fooling around with things that shouldn't be touched, going into the dark without a light, messing with people you shouldn't mess with, and lots more. Hey guys! I don't think this is scary one bit because pretty much the 12 years (almost 13 years) of my life is involved around scary occurrences. No not the time when their were clowns on the loose in 2016, no not the time when I heard about little girls getting kidnapped around my neighborhood. I mean like actually happening around me or in movies. If you have any questions for me about what happened in my life that was so scary or ask me if this or that has ever happened to me then please message me directly or ask in the story. You guys may be wondering, how do you know all of this is real? Truth is, I don't know all of it. Most of it was my imagination while sometimes...I believe it isn't. Don't make fun of me okay! Anyways! Hope you guys enjoy!<3

When 16-year-old Kenny Campbell accidentally gets sent to Hell after his untimely death, Lucifer sends him back to earth for a second chance, he just has to do more good deeds. However, Lucifer has no idea how to be good, so he gives Kenny and all of his friends the superpowers they pretended to have as kids. Follow Kenny, Collin and the rest of their gang through their junior year of high school as life with powers gets progressively harder.

University student Hyunwoo falls for a sad, shy Hyungwon. All because of his smile.

drama. teenage angst. beach episode. plot twists and the moomins. a thrilling tale about love, rejection, fights, and resolutions.

We didn't ask to be like this. We were born like this. Then they made us what they wanted us to be. Then they turned on us. Now we're fighting back.

When a girl has so much to say and no friends, she finds a way to pour all her feels in one book

Luna Emrys is a year 10 at her school and she's planning on making it a year to remember and year 12 Remus Hengrace intends to help. Will there friendship grow stronger as they work together to fight eachothers battles?

🙌May contain lemons or sex 🙌Will have alcohol 🙌Will have drugs 🙌Will have swearing "You know when Slenderman invited you to stay here he was just being nice. No one thought that you would accept." Jeff says facing me. "Well if a fucking stupid face killer didn't kill my parents I WOULD STILL BE HOME." I scream out at him. That's when I saw the anger in his eyes, but I wasn't backing down any time soon. The cold chilling feel of a blade comes close to my cheek as the infamous killer glares at me. That's when he walked down the stairs and my life here changed. "How about you knock it off Jeff." The guy said. "Yeah stop being a fucking bitch!" The same guy said but for some reason his voice was different. "Who are you? What are you."

part two of the chaos known as the 'book of' series thats right its a fucking series now im still the same dumbass from last time enjoy

OOO first time making werewolf stories bc i was bored (all characters belongs to winnie/grape) TW: blood, major gore and mild character death. werewolf madness bc yes

"Can I sorch your soul with my name?" He leaned towards me. ""You mean tattoo it in right?" Laughing I kissed his cheek. "No I mean sorch, so that if I ever leave your side, it'll burn whenever you think of us. Of our memories, the good, and definitely the bad." Bitting my lower lip, I thought aboujt it tilting my head side to side while he patiently awaited my response. "Will it hurt a lot?" "It'll hurt... a lot babe" He smirked at me. "Good make it unbearable then, but in exchange I want to set your heart ablaze with my fire so it''ll always be mine."

Your arms are still wrapped around him, hands still firmly in his hair, but his eyes are wide and as the cold hits you from him quickly pulling his hands off your hips, the realization hits you. You blink out of your stupor, eyes going wide to match his. "No way." "Shut up!" He's looking anywhere but at you. "Did you just?" You're grinning wildly. "I said shut up!" he growls and moves to push you off but stops himself, pulling his hands back to his sides, leaving his palms up.

Exactly what it says on the tin. I rewrote a bunch of incorrect quotes as HermitCraft characters. That's literally all there is in this book. I curse a lot, so they may be somewhat more OOC than normal If you have a suggestion for me to add an incorrect quote, along with whatever Hermit is saying it, let me know in the comments and I'll credit you for the quote! I made some of these myself, so any of these that aren't funny are ones I made ∆ PLEASE NOTE ∆ This book does contain very mild amounts of shipping. But we only ship the MINECRAFT CHARACTERS here, not the people who made them. If you don't like that, I will leave a little "💕" emoji on any chapter that has even a mildly outside-of-platonic quote Some ships included are: Grian/Mumbo Jumbo Docm77/Rendog GoodTimesWithScar/BdoubleO100 Joehillssays/ZombieCleo GoodTimesWithScar/Grian/Mumbo Jumbo Stressmonster/Iskall85 ZedaphPlayz/Tango I hope you enjoy anyways :] I'll be updating twice a week, with at least seven to eight quotes per chapt er •×• 06/14/2022 • Wow I didn't think people would read this (@_@) 06/15/2022 • You all must be really starved for HC content 06/17/2022 • If y'all really want more Hermit Content, I'll make some actual stories, cause jeez o-o 06/19/2022 • I know there's only like 30 views but whERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM?? Okay but for real though, having people read and like my shitty content is one of the best birthday gifts y'all could possibly give me (╥﹏╥) Thank you so much- *insert sobbing* I appreciate each and every one of you 07/20/2022 • I LEFT Y'ALL ALONE FOR SO LONG, I'M SO FUCKING SORRYYY Thank you for still reading and getting this to 70 views anyways, it means the world to me 🥺 y'all incredible