Ludicrous Stories

Dave, Otto and Phil return for our second instalment of Minions Do Stupid Stuff. But this time more extreme, more ridiculous and more ludicrous. Will they survive these challenges, or will they fall? Join these three as it's their turn to take pain but on a more ludicrous and insane level. Author's Note: THIS IS A SHORT STORY WARNING: THIS BOOK IS MATURE AND IS NOT MEANT TO HURT OR OFFEND ANYONE WHO READS THIS AND IS ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. NO COPYRIGHT ACTIONS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. ANY RUDE COMMENTS OR HURTFUL COMMENTS I WILL REPORT YOU AS I WRITE BOOKS FOR YOU GUYS FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. NO HURTFUL OR RUDE COMMENTS OR YOU WILL BE REPORTED.

When Norbert, the son of a horse breeder, falls in love with with his chemistry partner, Eliza, he decides to pitch woo in the form of showering her with gifts. Being broke and a little sheltered, there's only one thing he can think to give: one of his family's horses. As she figures out how to host and care for a horse in her small house, Norbert becomes impatient and decides another horse should speed up their romance. Then another one... and another one... and another one.

Everyone has a different perspective when they think about “love”. I found it to be very intriguing when I read a thread and people were asked to define “love” in one word. After looking at their responses, I decided to try to write my own version of love in a short story (scene) form based off of their definition of the word. (More info in the prologue).

Crazy stuff I have actually really thought about.

Hi there, my name is Risa Talin. I'm a Mexican . My parents moved to America while I was a baby and ever since life has been hard as your ethnicity and background matters especially at the prestigious Harpers High School. I'm your average teenager . Good looks, I don't own it. Hot boyfriend ,not a chance. Great social life?Pleaaaase,don't get me started on that! Until the age of 15,my whole life was a rundown sack of nothing. That is until I met these group of boys who rocked my world.No, this isn't a steamy romance of how a group of boys fought for one girl,please!That is so cliche. This book is about me and a bunch of guys who made my life one big old sitcom. The guys who I call my friends. The guys who opened a whole new perspective of life for me to ponder. They taught me that,why bother crying your whole life when it's so short. Keep calm and be Mischevious.

Melissa Bealey wasn't looking for romance. She was looking for onion rings. Ned Doherty wasn't looking for commitment. He was looking for a ride to band practice. They met in a Burger King booth somewhere between the ketchup pump and the Barry Manilow soft hits, and nothing has been the same since. He's a man with a dream. She's a woman with a coupon for two milkshakes. Somewhere between bowling league nachos, disco dance lessons from Aunt Marigold, and kissing under a deli awning at midnight, they might just find a love as unpredictable-and as fabulous-as a mirrored jumpsuit. My Disco Disaster - The love story you didn't know you needed, set to the soundtrack you forgot you loved.