Ludicrous Stories

Dave, Otto and Phil return for our second instalment of Minions Do Stupid Stuff. But this time more extreme, more ridiculous and more ludicrous. Will they survive these challenges, or will they fall? Join these three as it's their turn to take pain but on a more ludicrous and insane level. Author's Note: THIS IS A SHORT STORY WARNING: THIS BOOK IS MATURE AND IS NOT MEANT TO HURT OR OFFEND ANYONE WHO READS THIS AND IS ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. NO COPYRIGHT ACTIONS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. ANY RUDE COMMENTS OR HURTFUL COMMENTS I WILL REPORT YOU AS I WRITE BOOKS FOR YOU GUYS FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. NO HURTFUL OR RUDE COMMENTS OR YOU WILL BE REPORTED.

When Norbert, the son of a horse breeder, falls in love with with his chemistry partner, Eliza, he decides to pitch woo in the form of showering her with gifts. Being broke and a little sheltered, there's only one thing he can think to give: one of his family's horses. As she figures out how to host and care for a horse in her small house, Norbert becomes impatient and decides another horse should speed up their romance. Then another one... and another one... and another one.

Everyone has a different perspective when they think about “love”. I found it to be very intriguing when I read a thread and people were asked to define “love” in one word. After looking at their responses, I decided to try to write my own version of love in a short story (scene) form based off of their definition of the word. (More info in the prologue).

"𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃" 𝐘/𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞. 𝐘𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐈𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐲. 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭? Pantalone/Regrator Fanfic. -Thank you for reading. (Inspired by mafia fanfics and gang based books.) Begun-23/1/23

Crazy stuff I have actually really thought about.

Hi there, my name is Risa Talin. I'm a Mexican . My parents moved to America while I was a baby and ever since life has been hard as your ethnicity and background matters especially at the prestigious Harpers High School. I'm your average teenager . Good looks, I don't own it. Hot boyfriend ,not a chance. Great social life?Pleaaaase,don't get me started on that! Until the age of 15,my whole life was a rundown sack of nothing. That is until I met these group of boys who rocked my world.No, this isn't a steamy romance of how a group of boys fought for one girl,please!That is so cliche. This book is about me and a bunch of guys who made my life one big old sitcom. The guys who I call my friends. The guys who opened a whole new perspective of life for me to ponder. They taught me that,why bother crying your whole life when it's so short. Keep calm and be Mischevious.