Lunasolarballs Stories

(I was contemplating converting my Marth one-shot into a "Solarballs one-shots" thingy but I'll probably only write one more of these, tops) TW: some language, silly goobers. Luna and Titan try to tell their planets about their relationship, but Earth is too busy talking about his own boyfriend, and Saturn is too busy talking about... Saturn stuff. So, when Earth and Mars decide to go on a romantic date, Luna decides to bring a plus one. (With some Marth and a smidge of JupiterXSaturn) (Also, they're humanised!)

Caught in his thoughts, Earth finds his body plummeting further down into overstimulation and panic