Machete Stories

April finds herself in a situation she can't escape. The undead have taken over the world and her only family is dead. Or so she thought. I do not own any characters except for April and some of Family. amc rights reserved. Fanfiction.

Shakira x Shrek x Fiona x The Onceler Drama, romance, comedy, horror, and so much more! DO NOT READ UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE PLEASE YOU WILL BE CURSED love ya <3 xoxo

More teenage campers and counsellors arrive at Camp Crystal Lake on Friday, June 13, 2024, as Jason Voorhees continues his reign of horror by burying his victims in the woods. The chilling ninth sequel to "The Camp of Legend".

A divorce in the making. An array of villains rising to usurp the power and fame of a humble toilet-man hybrid. All led by a mastermind behind closed curtains. With the powers at play, not even grit or sheer determination are enough to empower our humble hero to save his marriage and drive back the forces of darkness... that is unless he can get aid from a certain collection of literary heroes.

Machete lives in Cabarete Village where he is forced to become a thief. He robs merchant ships until he gets caught nearly getting a one-way ticket to Davy Jones’ Locker. Machete becomes a Sanky Panky (gigolo) instead in order to seduce rich gringa merchant daughters into giving him money. Machete’s ultimate goal is to convince one of these bonnie lasses to marry him so that he will have the money to move to a more prosperous island. Machete becomes a Sanky Panky instead in order to seduce rich gringas into giving him money. Machete’s ultimate goal is to convince one of these bonnie lasses to marry him. However, Cabarete Village is attacked by one of the Seven Deadly Pirates that rule the seas: Captain Envy, who takes Machete’s mother Esperanza hostage to settle a grudge. Machete goes to rescue his mother but gets his ass kicked. Captain Envy decides to offer Machete a deal: if Machete can somehow manage to amass the sum of 1,000 pieces-of-eight Machete can buy back his mother and Cabarete Village’s freedom. Not having the slightest idea how to get his hands on the ransom, Machete devises a plan to seduce a siren witch in order to obtain a treasure map, convinces an ex-pirate captain to lend him a ship, and starts out on his quest. As he sails to the mysterious Lost Island where the treasure is located, Machete acquires a crew: a samurai sushi chef, a navigator mermaid, a siren witch, a vampire priest (ex-Templar Knight) and others…

All Anna's life has ever been is a roller coaster. Sharp turns, erratic speed, and the flips is enough to give you whiplash, because it definitely has her. Watching your whole family get murdered before your eyes is not something Anna sees everyday. Her head keeps screaming at her to run whilst her body is saying fight. Deciding that fighting is her only option, that's what she does. With no family left except her grandparents, she had no other choice but to go with them or deal with the child services. The metamorphosis she has been through is undeniably tough. Can Anna stay strong? Will she find her redemption? Will the roller coaster of a life she has ever end? © Zoey Gonzalez/ zoegonzo67

"No matter what, you keep finding something to fight for." Joel Miller is a smuggler in post apocalyptic Boston who is given his biggest job yet, smuggle a firefly girl across the country, but something is off with this girl, and she can't hide her secret forever. Through the blistering heat and harrowing cold, they survive. Watch there story unfold, and when your lost in the darkness, look for the light...

࣪ ▸ ִֶָ 29. 02 . 54 ❔ 🧼 › ✸ " The Great sealer... and yes his name is Machete, The Creator " 🔦 💭 ------♡------ 💭 ✧･ﾟ༄ 🧭 Machete no es parte de una crew :)

In 2011 The Second Chance cure is administered to people affected by The Angel Strain. TSC is thought to have been the cure for it, but the researchers were wrong. Now, a majority of the population is one of "The Cured", perpetually searching for the one thing to end their hunger. Human flesh. One of the few people left is 16 year old Haven, and shes not going down without a fight.

This book is there any shipping

Being alone in the apocalypse is hard... but it's easier when you have a Markiplier by your side!! Unless of course you have jealous friends of his out for your blood... ah well, it's worth it to be with Mark in the end, right?

La única constante es la muerte, pero que es la muerte si no el final de un ciclo......Y el inicio UNO MAS.

Cuento corto de terror.

Janie, a young 14 year old girl, goes to her usual hangout place. And old, abandoned church on the top of the hill. As she stumbles upon a boy, ad he takes her and shows her a world of tattered secrets that lie within.

Droy stays at an apartment for a night whereas disregarding all the rumors he's heard about the establishment. It was a bargain for someone living off a poor occupation and it was a quiet apartment to boot. One common night occured and he was left with a warning. And sudden incidents followed to deem the rumors true. Everybody was crazy.

On Friday the 13th, 2031, Jason Voorhees returns to Camp Crystal Lake, where the the blood drenched horror of the past continues to hold every camper, counsellor, and locals in its death grip. The stunning long awaited thirteenth sequel to the classic YA horror masterpiece, from Robert Helliger, the author of "Camp of Legend", "The Woodsgirl", and "The Vampires of Mist Gate". Rated PG-13 for strong violence, some sex scenes, some coarse language.

cat called shrock who is also a spider cat{black and white very fluffy} commits murders and arson. the police know but do nothing bc they believe a cat cant do this bc its to adorable.