Mallcop Stories

THIS IS BOOK 3 TO MY SAVIOUR:::::::::: After getting rescued by my rescuer, Rin, Y/N has begun to settle back into True Cross Academy. However, ever since her tragic b...

paul x LJ smut minion our love story retold

AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on e...

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

A time my friends sister stole a tee shirt at the mall

no.

forgive me mortals

Yeah, I know, cringy title. Paul just discovered that there's another cop in the mall taking all his fame and popularity. How will Paul react to this situation?

Wei Ying's has to work on his birthday this year. He doesn't really want to, but at least he has one friend that he can spend it with. It just happens that said friend i...

Today I got Paul Blart and Somkey (My cat.) In Mexico. Arm wearstling.

An A.I text generating website made this so yeah enjoy

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

Reacting to strange facts and research to back them up

All of this was made by @dotsukiloveswalls

An A.I. wrote this. Thank you.

kinky smut. unfinished but it's going somewhere trust me

This is a collection of haikus and also poems but haikus y'know?

hey!! i've noticed the lack of quality paul blart fanfics on this platform so here is the holy grail of paul blart fanfics 😩😩 essentially y/n is new to town and befrie...