Mallcop Stories

Today I got Paul Blart and Somkey (My cat.) In Mexico. Arm wearstling.

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All of this was made by @dotsukiloveswalls

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

Come read the life in Pauli's point of view in her new schewl Pollywood Blarts, it was all a mistake at first since he was singing for his brother Blina, but he gets in for his musical talents. Meeting friends along the way, Blobbie - Robbie Dog - Cat Ruby - Jade Blandre - Andre Bleck - Beck Plinjin - Sinjin Blina - Trina

AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on extra weight and his hypoglycemia has gotten worse. In this fan sequel Officer Blart is slowly becoming more and more depressed as loneliness and isolation take over. Damaging the very nature of his soul as he's haunted by traumatizing flashbacks, ignored by unloving shoppers, and just like his uncle grows a beard. These are his stories. These are his experiences. Paul Blarts tragic downfall. SAD BLART: FALL COP. The shadow man cometh! More chapters and stories of my experiences will be released soon - Paul /

THIS IS BOOK 3 TO MY SAVIOUR:::::::::: After getting rescued by my rescuer, Rin, Y/N has begun to settle back into True Cross Academy. However, ever since her tragic backstory got revealed and even brocken, a familiar evil is cooking up in the form of an ancient evil that will give Satan the power and opportunity to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. With friends old and new, can Y/N stop the ritual and confront her past before its too late....?????? No-one knows, not even the author... beware and read ahead to find out more... hehehe....

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THIS IS BOOK 2 TO MY SAVIOUR:::: After a shocking b betrayal by her 'closest' friends, Y/n finds herself locked away in a psycward that her ex boyfriend, Rin. admitted her into. But this ward is not what it seems.... will she find a way to break free? Will Rin get back together with her? Will she finally be able to escape the shadows of her past? Idk. Read and find out!!!! I create new ideas every week so even idk what'll happen klmao. Rin and Y/N aren't the only ones with secrets....... dun dun DUN!

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A time my friends sister stole a tee shirt at the mall

forgive me mortals

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

Man that eats pink donuts by and stops young boys stealing panties by day Then at night makes love to silver pole with flashing lights. Cover by ImTooHot2Die Please read her books she's amazing!!! Love her to death!!!!

Wei Ying's has to work on his birthday this year. He doesn't really want to, but at least he has one friend that he can spend it with. It just happens that said friend is a magic jade statue all dressed up and waiting for him on the second floor.

Reacting to strange facts and research to back them up

This is a collection of haikus and also poems but haikus y'know?

Yeah, I know, cringy title. Paul just discovered that there's another cop in the mall taking all his fame and popularity. How will Paul react to this situation?