Mallcop Stories

AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on e...

A story about Veck Simms and a girl who escaped his cluthces

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

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Today I got Paul Blart and Somkey (My cat.) In Mexico. Arm wearstling.

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paul x LJ smut minion our love story retold

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

THIS IS BOOK 3 TO MY SAVIOUR:::::::::: After getting rescued by my rescuer, Rin, Y/N has begun to settle back into True Cross Academy. However, ever since her tragic b...

forgive me mortals

Come read the life in Pauli's point of view in her new schewl Pollywood Blarts, it was all a mistake at first since he was singing for his brother Blina, but he gets in...

Man that eats pink donuts by and stops young boys stealing panties by day Then at night makes love to silver pole with flashing lights. Cover by ImTooHot2Die Please...

The brockenester book of all time. The entire story has become Brocken as the A/N goes rogue and evil to stop Y/N from getting her happy ever after by doing literally an...

Yeah, I know, cringy title. Paul just discovered that there's another cop in the mall taking all his fame and popularity. How will Paul react to this situation?

The most Brockenest book ever. It all comes down to this finale- can Y/N defeat Satan and tie up all looooose ends before he destroys the world? For 1st, she's not alone...

THIS IS BOOK 2 TO MY SAVIOUR:::: After a shocking b betrayal by her 'closest' friends, Y/n finds herself locked away in a psycward that her ex boyfriend, Rin. admitted h...

kinky smut. unfinished but it's going somewhere trust me

A time my friends sister stole a tee shirt at the mall

This is a collection of haikus and also poems but haikus y'know?