Mallcop Stories

kinky smut. unfinished but it's going somewhere trust me

THIS IS BOOK 2 TO MY SAVIOUR:::: After a shocking b betrayal by her 'closest' friends, Y/n finds herself locked away in a psycward that her ex boyfriend, Rin. admitted her into. But this ward is not what it seems.... will she find a way to break free? Will Rin get back together with her? Will she finally be able to escape the shadows of her past? Idk. Read and find out!!!! I create new ideas every week so even idk what'll happen klmao. Rin and Y/N aren't the only ones with secrets....... dun dun DUN!

This is a collection of haikus and also poems but haikus y'know?

Yeah, I know, cringy title. Paul just discovered that there's another cop in the mall taking all his fame and popularity. How will Paul react to this situation?

hey!! i've noticed the lack of quality paul blart fanfics on this platform so here is the holy grail of paul blart fanfics 😩😩 essentially y/n is new to town and befriends maya blart. they love hanging out and one day decide to go shopping at the mall where y/n first meets paul 😍 instantly falling in love, y/n attempts to seduce this dilf and will do so by any means 😏😏 will y/n get the man of their dreams?? stay tuned

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

Wei Ying's has to work on his birthday this year. He doesn't really want to, but at least he has one friend that he can spend it with. It just happens that said friend is a magic jade statue all dressed up and waiting for him on the second floor.

Man that eats pink donuts by and stops young boys stealing panties by day Then at night makes love to silver pole with flashing lights. Cover by ImTooHot2Die Please read her books she's amazing!!! Love her to death!!!!

forgive me mortals

AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on extra weight and his hypoglycemia has gotten worse. In this fan sequel Officer Blart is slowly becoming more and more depressed as loneliness and isolation take over. Damaging the very nature of his soul as he's haunted by traumatizing flashbacks, ignored by unloving shoppers, and just like his uncle grows a beard. These are his stories. These are his experiences. Paul Blarts tragic downfall. SAD BLART: FALL COP. The shadow man cometh! More chapters and stories of my experiences will be released soon - Paul /

THIS IS BOOK 3 TO MY SAVIOUR:::::::::: After getting rescued by my rescuer, Rin, Y/N has begun to settle back into True Cross Academy. However, ever since her tragic backstory got revealed and even brocken, a familiar evil is cooking up in the form of an ancient evil that will give Satan the power and opportunity to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. With friends old and new, can Y/N stop the ritual and confront her past before its too late....?????? No-one knows, not even the author... beware and read ahead to find out more... hehehe....

The brockenester book of all time. The entire story has become Brocken as the A/N goes rogue and evil to stop Y/N from getting her happy ever after by doing literally anything other than the main quests. Meanwhile, Y/N is left with just Rin to fix it Felix the plot, the story and her relationship. Will they defeat the A/N with their smarts, hearts and farts? Will the A/N win because they are actually the writer? Or will the real author's note be the friends we make along the way?

An A.I. wrote this. Thank you.

A time my friends sister stole a tee shirt at the mall

A story about Veck Simms and a girl who escaped his cluthces

All of this was made by @dotsukiloveswalls

Come read the life in Pauli's point of view in her new schewl Pollywood Blarts, it was all a mistake at first since he was singing for his brother Blina, but he gets in for his musical talents. Meeting friends along the way, Blobbie - Robbie Dog - Cat Ruby - Jade Blandre - Andre Bleck - Beck Plinjin - Sinjin Blina - Trina

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