Malteasers Stories

Daniel and Philip room together in university, what could happen next?

THERE WILL BE NO A/N BECAUSE I CANT BE ASKED. SOME WILL BE OCCASIONAL BUT NOT THE MANY. THERE WILL BE SMUT ALOT OF IT SO IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT THEN I SUGGEST YOU DONT READ IT. You hear a loud bang, what could it be. so trying not to be creepy you open up your front door. two tall guys are moving in. running into your room you decide to put black skinny ripped jeans on and a twenty one pilots T-shirt. tying your hair up into a messy bun you make your way out of the door.

A love story about a special bond between Dan Howell and maltesers, but will it be torn apart when Dans flat mate, Phil Lester, discovers their special secret. A story about determination and chocolate which you must read because it's like totally AMAZING

~DESCRIPTION~ Natalia (Tali) is Paul's niece. Tali's mom is going on a business trip, and is making Tali stay with Paul. She doesn't know he is One Direction's bodygaurd. She's crazy, sassy, and loves to dance. Tali also has this crazy YouTube channel with random things on it. Tali brings along her friend, Jace, short for Jaynelle-Alice. Jace is a cover artist who posts videos on YouTube. She's pretty laid-back. Combine those two, and you get a bonfire. Add them with One Direction, and you get a explosion that looks like a friendly mushroom. ME Here is a One Direction fanfiction. I know, this is a boring start to a fanfiction, I GET IT! Anyway, here is a romance story that includes One Direction. Natalia and Jace don't know what they're in for, just that 'Uncle Paul!' is some bodyguard. This is a fanfiction about One Direction. If you don't know who they are, SCRAM, Get out of here! And don't ever get involved again. What the girls also don't know is that they both will fall in love with- well, you're just going to have to wait and see! Follow me! Comment! Do what ever you can, and Inbox me too! This is something you can compare to the song, but there is a twist in the end! You never know what's going to happen. People will call this, unexpecting... Well, I hope you like this fanfic. I know, there must be a lot of fanfics like this. Just give it a go. No, I don't play baseball. OMG, I just noticed. Oxygen and Magnesium! :D ```````~```````` GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! Okay, so, instead of going throught every chapter, and editing random stuff, like putting an s instead of e in Louis's name. *cough cough* I'll just make an edited book before I make a sequel! Because I like rehashing..

(Book 2 of the Procrastinators Series, set in January 2014) It's New Year's Eve, 2013, and Mia Roberts has returned to London to celebrate New Year's with her fellow British YouTubers at their annual New Year's party. This party, informally known as the highlight of many a YouTuber's calendar, offers up many faces that Mia has only seen in videos before, and is something she can only fangirl through at the side of her three month long boyfriend Dan Howell and their friends. She has never felt more at home amongst them all, and yet is more homesick than she's ever experienced before. Unfortunately, Mia soon finds that life as a British YouTube heart-throb's girlfriend is far from easy and hardly resemblant of the flawless romances she's read so much about. Jealous friends from the past, bloodthirsty fangirls, and even the couple themselves are all nemeses for the ship. How can their long-distance relationship last with so many plotting rivals are in the area, leaving Mia's trust torn because of it? (NB: I do not own any songs, quotes, shops, fandoms, brands or any of the YouTubers' rights mentioned in my story) ALL RIGHTS OTHERWISE RESERVED, Copyright © EmmaChameleon Fluffy fic. Contains swearing, some dark thoughts, and talk of depression. Previously called 'Procrastinators Reunite:The Return to London'

(Book 1 of the Procrastinators Series, set in September 2013) Mia Roberts has been on YouTube for years, and over the past two years in particular, she's been vlogging(video blogging) about her life under the name of RandomQuartz. With RandomQuartz as an alias, Mia has managed to keep her internet identity a secret from her close circle of friends, but not to date. One September morning, when Mia is set to meet a friend of a friend at her local park, her whole perspective of and her position within the YouTube community is changed, just by conversing with that one person. As a new found friend, he's willing to introduce Mia to aspects of YouTube life she didn't know were possible. If he can change so much for her with his connections, could he potentially guide her by the hand to meet her favourite YouTubers, AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire? What would happen then? Would she faint? Fangirl? Or maybe, fall in love? (NB: I do not own any songs, quotes, shops, fandoms, brands or any of the YouTubers' rights mentioned in my story) ALL RIGHTS OTHERWISE RESERVED, Copyright © EmmaChameleon Fluffy fic. Contains swearing, some dark thoughts, and talk of depression. *Watty Awards 2013 Finalist* I APOLOGISE IF SOME OF THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT THIS STORY IS MID-EDIT

the life of a little maltese in its family

You are visiting a friend in London for your 18th birthday. Until it all went wrong, getting in a heated argument with your mum and end up re-packing your belongings. You storm out the house trying to get a train back home. But instead some ocean blue orbs pull you into the home you always wanted to visit.

Welcome to our tea shop, we're we serve only the finest tea brewing in MP

Please don't judge all of my fics by the quality of this one, I know it sucks, but I wrote it as a joke and by request. Please enjoy :D

Dans obsession with balls

When Lea moves to London to become an actress and be with her friend Mabel she meets a guy who seems perfect for her, but who is he? Why does Mabel fangirl?

(Book 4 of the Procrastinators Series, set in Autumn 2017) NOVELLA Years have passed since Mia and Dan's first meeting in 2013. They've fallen in love, they've moved in together, and they and their channels have grown extensively. But it's not just them who have changed. Friends are now distant, tensions are at an all time high, and relationships are changing. Mia's future is becoming questionable in her world of anxiety. So how will she adapt? (NB: I do not own any songs, quotes, shops, fandoms, brands or any of the YouTubers' rights mentioned in my story) ALL RIGHTS OTHERWISE RESERVED, Copyright © EmmaChameleon Fluffy fic. Contains swearing, talk of depression and anxiety, existentialism, and innuendos.

when sages little sister cassie gets adopted sage is left on her own until the day arrives. shes adopted but will she ever see cassie again? will they be reunited? keep reading to find out.

I saw a video by danisnotonfire and decided to make his dreams come true.

A collection of snapshots of life with Dan Howell.

The incident of the malteasers 100 Word Story

basically I used to be an edgy little shit

.:ONESHOT:. Dan meets the chocolate of his dreams and they fall in love. Their relationship becomes a target for hate and scorn. This becomes too much for Dan. Will their relationship survive against the odds?