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So, everyone knows what SCP Foundation and 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is, right? If you don't, the SCP Foundation is a fictional organization dedicated to Securing, Containing, and Protecting the world from supernatural anomalies from infinite pizza to statues that move when you don't look at it to world-ending gods. The other is a 1994 Christmas song by American singer, Mariah Carey.
But the thing is that every December (or worse November). The damn song suddenly appears on every radio station, store speaker, youtube front page to even music playlist.
So, what if the SCP Foundation WOULD considered Mariah Carey an SCP, how would they contain her?