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Pirates. Magic. Guns. Explosions. Welcome to the wacky, broken, and somewhat (but only somewhat) shattered world of the Nevereverer, where chaos reigns and ridiculousness runs rampant. Among the monsters of the strangely purple sea is pirate captain Artemis Jold. She's trouble, all right, big trouble... usually in big trouble as well... Join me, your lovable, always serious, and very orderly (heh, yeah, right) narrator, as we follow alongside her and the Calypso II's crew as they hunt for golden treasure and she seeks relief from an old burden, hoping a certain stone will help. But Artemis isn't the only one who wants the magical orb with life-restoring powers. Rival pirates, a secret society, headhunters, changelings, and a dark, heavy-rock-loving, head-banging, guitar-wielding necromancer who knows more about her than she knows about him are all after her and the orb, and some will end up taking something from her that she needs. Just how much do you have to lose to find yourself?