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𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘖𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥, 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴... ...𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱, 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦.

It does what it says on the tin!

yes this is necessary

BARKBARKBARK

writing fanfictions set in places that my mum has promised to take me to this summer but never has lmao-

This is an x reader fic by the way I wrote this at 1am :)))))))

A request from my sweetheart <3

based on true events

requested by @lady_lesso_wife

So basically, I felt really sorry in 2X06 when Humphrey explained about his wife and that she never laughed at his jokes. So yeah just a weird little fluff thing cos I feel sorry for him XD. A lady comes to fix a sofa and Humphrey gets left in the same room as her as she fixes it. The witch with the hammer returns some days later and the ghosts try to recover both halves of Humphreys body. There be some Shakespeare inspired shenanigans going on. library secrets and Julian causes some mischief.

pov: theres a power cut and i dont like the dark

i have a shunt and an MRI scan appointment soon so i decided to do this

mhmmmm

Martha Howe-Douglas is part of one of the most famous comedy troops in the UK: The Six Idiots or Them/There. They are the six core members of the Horrible Histories cast. She is the only girl and second to youngest which means being playfully picked on by her "Older Brothers" Jim, Simon, Larry and Ben but getting to pick on the youngest member of the troop Mat. She never really gets peace and quiet to herself but it can be nice to deal with shouting and screaming idiots.

LNFERRFJR-

Literally just what it says- sorry if I take a while to do each part I'm in year 11 and it's literally days away from my gcses so please bare with me :)

mhm - thumbnail is mine too, i screenshotted it

last night a numerous of things had happened, but dare Mat talk about it? no.. but perhaps everyone knows

YES THIS MEANS IVE MET HIM

The ghosts decide to have a group discussion about one topic that should be mystical, dreamy and oozing happiness - love. The Captain literally can't think of anything worse than sharing his experiences of love to this lot.