Maturejokes Stories

Just a random wannabe-funny story, including sarcasm, dark humour and things like that. If you're interested in these kinds of humour, don't resist and give this book about a man with ridiculous name a try. I don't know, how long will I be able to hold it for, but I think it will be long enough to make you laugh :D

Pure Vanilla hosts a party for reasons no one can quite remember. Things were normal until he finally did something worth noticing: he asked Lily to dance. Now, what's he up to?

This has probably already been done, but I'm way too lazy to check, so here we go! Text messages/emails/whatever the heck else between the characters of Gravity Falls. In this timeline, Ford found a way to communicate across universal barriers... So guess who the characters can text? Every character in every alternate universe EVER. This could get interesting. Warning: Some mature jokes (but who am I kidding, this is WattPad, do I even need to warn you guys?)

a book full of jokes!

don't take anything I say seriously or your life will be miserable

╰┈➤ ❝𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒, 𝑤𝑒 𝑠𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑜 𝑢𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑟𝑡 .・。.✭・.✫・゜・。. .・。.✭・.✫・゜・。 ࿐𝓲ꪀ ᭙ꫝ𝓲ᥴꫝ 𝙔/𝙣 𝙡/𝙣, 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞'𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣. 𝙄𝙨 𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙜𝙖𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙜𝙖𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 "𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗷𝗶 𝗴𝗮𝗻𝗴" ✔︎𝑓𝑒𝑚-𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟/ 𝑠ℎ𝑒/ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑠 ✔︎𝑙𝑔𝑏𝑡𝑞 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 ✔︎𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑗𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑠 ✔︎𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑓𝑖𝑐 ✔︎𝑣𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑥 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 ✔︎𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑠 ➪𝕚 𝕕𝕠 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕥𝕠𝕜𝕪𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕠𝕜𝕪𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕚𝕥𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗