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Shubman Gill is one of the best ICT cricketers: disciplined, focused, and permanently allergic to nonsense. Then Ishan Kishan enters his life like a walking natural disaster-cute, clumsy, adorable, innocent, and somehow always in the wrong place at the wrong time. He trips over kit bags, spills water, and smiles like he didn't just commit a crime against gravity.
Shubman starts hating him on principle.
One bad day, one bad mood, and Shubman crosses all limits. He snaps, throws insults, calls Ishan a bastard and worse. The team freezes. The air goes dead silent. Somewhere, a dramatic background music definitely should have played.
Ishan also freezes.
Then, very calmly, something inside him switches off and he decides: "for some personal reasons I am evil now."
The cute, innocent boy is gone. Replaced by a menace with perfect comic timing and zero mercy.
Shubman realizes he messed up. Badly. So he tries to be nice. Tries to talk. Tries to fix things with the most bekar opening line possible:
"or kya chal Raha hai ?"
Ishan looks at him like he's choosing violence for fun and replies:
"pankha chal raha hai ajao latak jao."
Shubman retreats. Regroups. Tries again the next day.
Hotel lobby. Team everywhere. Very serious vibes. Shubman points at the sky like a weather reporter who failed his exam:
"barish ho Rahi hai."
Ishan, without missing a beat:
"Haan, bohut accha moka hai doob Maro.."
At this point, half the team is trying not to laugh, the other half is pretending they didn't hear anything, and Shubman is questioning every life decision he's ever made.
Ishan, meanwhile, has fully embraced his villain era and drops the final emotional nuke:
"i am physically, mentally, benchodly, matherchodly, tired of trusting people easily."
Shubman stands there, destroyed, humbled, and 100% aware that he didn't just create an enemy-he unlocked Chaotic Evil Ishan Kishan.
And the worst part?
He kind of deserves it.