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⚠️SATIRE DUDES!⚠️ Have YOU ever seen your favourite music artists sexualized and infantilised as if they were in a telenovela??! WELL NOW, YOU CAAANNN! the insane telenovela style story featuring Per Yngve Ohlin, The Real Slim Shady, and Eddie Van Halen (among others) Grammatical errors are part of the story 👍

Nearly two decades after her death Lars Ulrich of Metallica decides to finally make his thoughts public on black metal vocalist's, Rita Ellsberg's, death in this exclusive television interview.

In this engaging story of tragedy and romance, can [y/n] reach the happy ending she's always dreamed of? And is Varg going to be the one to fulfill it?

Aubrey gets kicked out of the house because of her interest in metal, witchcraft and satanism. Aubrey wasn't dumb though, she knew her brother might let her stay. This whole spiral was because he accidentally left a venom record at the house right after he moved. You might be wondering who Aubrey's brother is? Well it is no other than Euronymous of mayhem. This is my first fanfic ever written! I also might have modern technology and music but it still takes place in the original timeline. The reason for that is cause it just makes it kind of easier to write.

Øystein had always thought Pelle was crazy. Genuine, grade A crazy. And he loved it, it was just what Mayhem needed from a lead singer and frontman. But that's all this guy was supposed to be, a singer for his band. A bandmember. Not a friend, not a housemate, definitely not whatever the fuck this was. But staring outside the frosted window and into the early mornings dew covered forest... Watching the elusive male as he stripped himself of his clothes from the night before and exposed the pale, soft skin of his back only covered by his shining hair; Pelle didn't feel like a bandmember. He didn't feel like a housemate, he didn't even feel like a friend. Whatever the hell this was, it wasn't platonic. CROSS POSTED FROM MY AO3!!!! Its the same name with less Z's lmaoo

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