Mayonaise Stories

kinky slutty imagines for all your white favs !1!1!

YES SUSSY BOOK FOR GAYS

lol

It's not even a reference. This is just a really shit story. Enjoy.

A love story about a suicidal mayonaise bottle that turns into a boy but then falls in love.

SEVERE TEAM MAYONAISE SPOILER ALERTS!!! (Don't blame me if you read this and several major plot points from later in my book - and possible OTPs you may have - get ruined) This is a story I wrote for my girlfriend's birthday, along with my two sisters (non-blood). Nekochan took Fluttershy, Richan became Gotham (inside joke) and I had Team Mayonaise. It's not exactly supposed to be 100% IC (in character) with any canon characters, so if someone seems OOC, it's because that's how we write them. As for my OCs, there are major spoiler alerts, so don't say I didn't warn you... Seriously, don't hate on this just because someone else wrote a character "wrong" in your POV. Team Mayonaise (and Dia) belongs to me. Nothing else does.

This story was inspired by a random conversation my friends had about mayo

This short story features a monkey who creates a disease and yeah who doesn't like monkeys?!