Mayonaise Stories

It's not even a reference. This is just a really shit story. Enjoy.

YES SUSSY BOOK FOR GAYS

A love story about a suicidal mayonaise bottle that turns into a boy but then falls in love.

This short story features a monkey who creates a disease and yeah who doesn't like monkeys?!

kinky slutty imagines for all your white favs !1!1!

lol

SEVERE TEAM MAYONAISE SPOILER ALERTS!!! (Don't blame me if you read this and several major plot points from later in my book - and possible OTPs you may have - get ruined) This is a story I wrote for my girlfriend's birthday, along with my two sisters (non-blood). Nekochan took Fluttershy, Richan became Gotham (inside joke) and I had Team Mayonaise. It's not exactly supposed to be 100% IC (in character) with any canon characters, so if someone seems OOC, it's because that's how we write them. As for my OCs, there are major spoiler alerts, so don't say I didn't warn you... Seriously, don't hate on this just because someone else wrote a character "wrong" in your POV. Team Mayonaise (and Dia) belongs to me. Nothing else does.

very gay or i dont know theyre like they/them type shi

This story was inspired by a random conversation my friends had about mayo