Mayonnaise Stories

Dating the Total Drama Island, and more :)

Karina has an unholy obsession with Minions. What will she do when Kevin, Stuart and Bob pay her a visit on one summer afternoon? I apologise. cover by me😋❤️

Farid and Miss Mag get intimate

it's a joke

A saucy ;) story about a girl and her love for mayonnaise 😱🥴🛴🥵

brandon asked for it [brayonnaise is a short story masterpiece handcrafted by the von sisters: evelyn, del, erynn, and n.] [Cover art by @ wasaeux and edited by evelyn] ...

Kumiko Aikahara: 18 years old, orphan, single. After her grandfather'd recenty died of heart failure (cough, yagami light), she was told to go to Edo to live with an old...

Liza and David break up. Is it something they can work through, or will it never go back to how it was?

Ranch and Mayo had known each other for a long time, but they never talked. They, along with Relish and Mustard, were at the back of the fridge, longing to be used. But...

A chance encounter reunites Maya and Alice after six years apart. An unrequited love from their days as teacher and student separated them. How will they react to this...

made this for my friend who's a hardcore shipper 😏

Welcome to the world of May, just a normal teenage girl with narcolepsy, an obsession with Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove, a terrible phobia of Slender Man, and a...

Have you ever wondered why Lawyer and Liar rhyme ? No ? Since you might have speculated it by now, let me ask you another question. Why do you think they rhyme ? No idea...

mmmmmayonnaise [shitpost fanfiction for mutuals only] [leave if we don't know each other] [trust me its better for you to not read this] [how did you even get here]

You've just awakened to a new atmosphere... An anime one! Thanks to you watching several Gintama episodes. Or... Was it all just a hallucination in your mind and you wer...

Do you believe in werewolves? I don't. But all the werewolf 'soulmate' stories out there can really make you wonder. Especially when your name is Jason Cox A.K.A senseti...

May Carter is simply another normal teenager, with a few quirks of her own. She hangs out with her quirky group of friends, has a quirky little family to deal with, and...

A tragic love story between James Charles and his Beloved Mayonnaise