histórias de Mayonnaise

Heminlo. Guysb. I rite whatev I wamt to wen I wanmbt. Enjoy!!

Just a random collection of pairing oneshots!

a short fanfic about me and the love of my Live

floor mat for my friend maya 🥱🥱

"M-mayo... I love you!" Lewis exclaimed excitedly, as he shat on the half full jar of blue, fluffy mayonnaise.

Oneshots

This is just me getting a little weird with creativity, don't judge.

Have you ever wondered why Lawyer and Liar rhyme ? No ? Since you might have speculated it by now, let me ask you another question. Why do you think they rhyme ? No idea ? Let me tell you...Because Lawyers truly are the topmost liars. Don’t believe me ? Meet Evan Cooper, a Lawyer by profession and most probably the biggest liar on the face of earth. Each and every word that comes out of his mouth is a fully plotted, deliberate lie. Now tell me, what would a liar hate the most ? No idea ? Getting caught...... ( Silly……XD ) Meet Chelsea, an MBA student or should I say a human lie detector, who gravely deserves a Nobel Prize for her honest, truthful and sincerely genuine straightforward nature. In spite of lacking the fortune of having any supernatural powers to detect lie, she seems to seize the lies of a single person over and over again. Call it coincidence, fate or bad luck. Wouldn’t an honesty freak like Chelsea be pissed to be fitted into the role of a lie detector?That too limited for a jackass whom she barely knew ? And Evan, being the jerk he is, would keep on lying and as the ambassador for brutal honesty, Chelsea would keep catching him red-handed…….In the process pissing each other to hell…..UNTIL a) They murder each other OR b) Mend their ways OR c) ????????????????????

A book that has words.

"It's up to SpongeBob, his best friend Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs to eradicate the Jellien invasion, and the resulting clones that follow. They'll have to each stay one step ahead of the Overlord's advances in order to survive these weird, and rather horrifying, monstrosities that are on the prowl." This story follows the many adventures of Y/N L/N, SpongeBob, his best friend Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs as they journey around Bikini Bottom to eradicate the Jellien invasion whilst staying one step ahead of the dreaded Overlord who is out for its revenge against the titular heroes.

The Kazooers are going on an adventure to get the instruments of truth, but they have some villains to face along the way

Mayonnaise

Will I ever get back my wallet to buy mayonnaise? [ 20/12/17 ] I wrote this book in honor of my close friend, Jaffe Jairus Yongco. He's not dead or anything, I just wanted to irritate him with this side note.

Noddy is a hoe.