Mayonnaise Stories

To every person in the world mayonnaise is just a meaningless condiment, except for Alex and Layla, two best friends who may become more.

This story was based on true not true events. This leads to a 11 Year old but 5, 7, 8 year old, Cc, Her nightmares of mayo become more outrageous when she first choked on it.. she tries to find something or someone to help her escape her terror, but it's only up to her.

Liza and David break up. Is it something they can work through, or will it never go back to how it was?

where momo teaches how to flirt. mimo ff ©_chaeyummie

Ethan loves mayonnaise and he loves carrots this is a fanfic about Ethan and his love for mayonnaise

Yes I'm a simp

Ranch and Mayo had known each other for a long time, but they never talked. They, along with Relish and Mustard, were at the back of the fridge, longing to be used. But one day when Mustard finally gets used and never returns, Ranch, Mayo, and Relish have to try and get their friend back. Could there be a romance between Mayo and Ranch? Read to find out.

There are events in life that are inevitable and occur for a reason. Two strangers soon become aware of this when they find their lives flipped around and become stuck in unlikely predicaments they've never faced before. Both of them, having given up on everything, feel as if they've reached the end despite only being teenagers. It isn't until they meet each other that, although their problems somehow end up worsening, they come to learn that some things in life really do happen only once.

mmmmmayonnaise [shitpost fanfiction for mutuals only] [leave if we don't know each other] [trust me its better for you to not read this] [how did you even get here]

Do you believe in werewolves? I don't. But all the werewolf 'soulmate' stories out there can really make you wonder. Especially when your name is Jason Cox A.K.A sensetive nice guy desperate for love. Too bad the 'girl of his dreams' is a real life werewolf. And she's going to teach him a very important lesson: WEREWOLVES DON'T HAVE SOULMATES!!!!

I hate my fucking life, like seriously I hate it, I want to die whenever I wake up, this is trash you're trash my friends are trash and i am trash fuck off thanks Anyway this is really ducking disturbing, mentions: bugs in sensitive places, maggots, vajayjays and peepees children being abused people being turned on really awful shit I don't care if you don't like it, it showed up in your recommendations, so it's your damn fault, also I am never logging on this account again so fuck off thabks

Decided to rewrite a cringey old story I wrote in sixth grade. And by rewrite I mean completely change half of the plot because almost all of it was really, really bad (spoiler alert: it's still pretty bad).

Holly's dad needs anger-management, badly. He's bipolar and can flip at any second, but Holly, her mom, and her two younger brothers are unfortunately financially stuck with him till Holly's mom get's enough money for a divorce. Living with someone like him will take a toll on anyone, anyone including Holly, even if her mom, who's nothing like her dad, is there too. Holly's spent 13 years with him and just can't take it anymore. So she writes him letters to never be sent instead of punching him and the face and possibly going to juvi, even though she'd like to do the latter. And here's those letters. Hey, so sorry guys, you have to understand, it's hard for me to write this- especially since it's true. And doubly especially since he read them- so i'm going to have to put an end to this. There's a chance i'll pick it up later for more letters but for now it's complete.

mayonnaise on an escalator