Mayonnaise Stories

The tragic tale of Ricky Olson and his wife, Kate Olson, coming to terms with his new form.

Have you ever wondered why Lawyer and Liar rhyme ? No ? Since you might have speculated it by now, let me ask you another question. Why do you think they rhyme ? No idea ? Let me tell you...Because Lawyers truly are the topmost liars. Don’t believe me ? Meet Evan Cooper, a Lawyer by profession and most probably the biggest liar on the face of earth. Each and every word that comes out of his mouth is a fully plotted, deliberate lie. Now tell me, what would a liar hate the most ? No idea ? Getting caught...... ( Silly……XD ) Meet Chelsea, an MBA student or should I say a human lie detector, who gravely deserves a Nobel Prize for her honest, truthful and sincerely genuine straightforward nature. In spite of lacking the fortune of having any supernatural powers to detect lie, she seems to seize the lies of a single person over and over again. Call it coincidence, fate or bad luck. Wouldn’t an honesty freak like Chelsea be pissed to be fitted into the role of a lie detector?That too limited for a jackass whom she barely knew ? And Evan, being the jerk he is, would keep on lying and as the ambassador for brutal honesty, Chelsea would keep catching him red-handed…….In the process pissing each other to hell…..UNTIL a) They murder each other OR b) Mend their ways OR c) ????????????????????

A true love story, maybe

Boy x Trap lemon one-shot. When a Trap who runs away from home finds himself waking up in a prestigious penthouse after a day of work, he finds himself more than just an understanding friend to share his insecurities with. A scarred heart, insecurities, and a long search for love finally found, will conclude the short story of two mayonnaise addicts with a hunger for real company

Ethan loves mayonnaise and he loves carrots this is a fanfic about Ethan and his love for mayonnaise

where momo teaches how to flirt. mimo ff ©_chaeyummie

Kumiko Aikahara: 18 years old, orphan, single. After her grandfather'd recenty died of heart failure (cough, yagami light), she was told to go to Edo to live with an old student of his. It turns out he's the commander of the great police force that roams around the big city! There she meets the demon vice chief, Toshiro Hijikata, just to find out he was an inimical, over serious, mayonnaise lover. Along with him, she encounters Sougo Okita (also known as the 'sadist king') where Kumiko discovers that he also shares a great dislike towards Hijikata. With their mutual hatred towards Hijikata, the two join forces to cause him pain. (The story sucks at first, but I swear it gets better).

This story was based on true not true events. This leads to a 11 Year old but 5, 7, 8 year old, Cc, Her nightmares of mayo become more outrageous when she first choked on it.. she tries to find something or someone to help her escape her terror, but it's only up to her.

follow mayonnaise on her adventure to find her mom.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

A handful of ideas into short stories (most will be moderately short) There will only be new stories added if I am inspired, which might take sometime, but I will try (key word - TRY) to update regularly, although I do apologise in advance if there are big breaks between story additions... So I hope you enjoy what I have available! | Highest Ranking | #958 in Short Story #34 in Random

Only read this if you like romance but without the kissy kissy and the """"""""""love"""""""""" and such bullshit. Also, keep in mind my photo covers are in fact NOT SFM and are original. Steam Name: GatlingWinter

Does this make me a psychopath, because I write about Ketchup planning on murdering Mustard? This is a short story about Ketchup planning on Murdering Mustard. To my defense I was bored and decided to write about Ketchup murdering Mustard.... Hm. By: Diamond Ruby Jones-Starling

A book to fill with the poetry I have written.