Historias de Mayonnaise

Can't deal with the fact Io may be dead read this

Kadie is a teacher. Maybe not licensed but she sure loves to teach about activating animals. That is until nikacado's livestream goes viral.

The Kazooers are going on an adventure to get the instruments of truth, but they have some villains to face along the way

A book to fill with the poetry I have written.

where momo teaches how to flirt. mimo ff ©_chaeyummie

Oh no

A collection of my headcanons and ficlets for Creepypasta/Marble Hornets fans, eat up kittens (It's called Stockholm Syndrome because the fandoms have held me captive since I was 5)

"I think this story is representative of a deep and heartfelt romance, the one everyone searches for during their short time on this thing that we call planet earth. Where two souls overlap, where the wo hearts become one, the one that will be written in palms and scrolled across the pages of history. Good fanfic! 10/10 definitely good." -All acknowledgeable critics everywhere and The Lord Himself A brief summary: Josh ate all of Tyler's mayonnaise without his permission, will Josh be able to gain Tyler's trust back? Read this thrilling romance to find out! Warning: lots of mayonnaise, also a man gives birth and it's biologically possible, also this fic isn't very innocent btw so beware for the sloppy snail sex written by I and A who actually got off her ass (metaphorically) to do something for once

this story was written using whatever came to my mind first. This book is a compilation of short stories from me about magic spells, magical creatures and fantasy adventures. This is the best short story compilation you are ever going to read, I promise you. I think you'll be amazed at how many magical tales there are to find!

May Carter is simply another normal teenager, with a few quirks of her own. She hangs out with her quirky group of friends, has a quirky little family to deal with, and being a senior, has Finals and Prom -- among a lot of other things -- to worry about. Her life isn't how Hollywood has been depicting it is supposed to be. In other words, she is like you and I. So, what will happen when she accidentally bumps into the resident bad boy of Atgree High, Red Duncan? Will he spare her, or does he have something else for her in his mind? And how will she deal with the constant attention she's been receiving from the barista-boy in the local cafe, who's name is literally Cupid? No one: Not even the Europeans when they colonized the whole world: May Carter: Why on Earth am I surrounded by people with the weirdest names? NOTE: This is not a cliche. Read at your own risk. :)

Liza and David break up. Is it something they can work through, or will it never go back to how it was?

Mayonnaise

A true love story, maybe