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This is a little romance for my two lovely straight male friends. Okay maybe minus the romance at this point... We try to be extremely interactive with comments! Unless you're a bot advertising some scam Insta. All characters do exist in real life (but are heavily altered for funsies and anonymity). Any scenarios or stories featured, however, are about 84.26015379% made up (but this description is a clean 100% untrustworthy!!) Each chapter basically consists of excessive swearing and way too many random events, but trust me when I say it's not THAT bad. You'll survive, hopefully.

The tragic tale of Ricky Olson and his wife, Kate Olson, coming to terms with his new form.

mmmmmayonnaise [shitpost fanfiction for mutuals only] [leave if we don't know each other] [trust me its better for you to not read this] [how did you even get here]

Do you believe in werewolves? I don't. But all the werewolf 'soulmate' stories out there can really make you wonder. Especially when your name is Jason Cox A.K.A sensetive nice guy desperate for love. Too bad the 'girl of his dreams' is a real life werewolf. And she's going to teach him a very important lesson: WEREWOLVES DON'T HAVE SOULMATES!!!!

You meet on a kitchen counter...

A true love story, maybe

Yeah

Liza and David break up. Is it something they can work through, or will it never go back to how it was?

Does this make me a psychopath, because I write about Ketchup planning on murdering Mustard? This is a short story about Ketchup planning on Murdering Mustard. To my defense I was bored and decided to write about Ketchup murdering Mustard.... Hm. By: Diamond Ruby Jones-Starling

Twinkle twinkle little knife Let me end my fucking life

where momo teaches how to flirt. mimo ff ©_chaeyummie

Kadie is a teacher. Maybe not licensed but she sure loves to teach about activating animals. That is until nikacado's livestream goes viral.

this story was written using whatever came to my mind first. This book is a compilation of short stories from me about magic spells, magical creatures and fantasy adventures. This is the best short story compilation you are ever going to read, I promise you. I think you'll be amazed at how many magical tales there are to find!

Vicky is a Christian mom who has always wanted to be popular, which is why she decided to let Timothy, her son, try out for the soccer team. If he were to get in, she would join the Soccer Moms™, a group of mothers known for being fierce. Will Vicky survive the Soccer Mom™ life or will she abandon her goal in an effort to stay sane? "10/10, very moisturizing." -tara185 This book is NOT based on a true story. It is a book based on comedy. If the humour in this book offends you, I am deeply sorry but I will not change the book to your liking.