Mcdonald Stories

Basically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D

A McDonald's x Burger King Smutty story It's about time

Life is a continuous cycle of depressing reality. We're born. We breed. We die. We're all just numbers working for the government that already has enough pocket money as it is. And things won't change. It's the way of life. Or so I thought, I guess. Until a certain god did something to change that. ****** My name is Jamie Adams. I'm not the most academically intelligent. I'm no good on a stage. I'm DEFINITELY not a maths genius. Everyone's got it in them to achieve anything. I didn't use to think that, but I only had to believe in myself and work hard and I did what I never thought I could do... This so cheesy. Who wrote this script? But, hey, if I can make it in life the way I did, I guess everyone's got a chance. I'm not going to pretend the ride was smooth. I nearly died so many times... I can't even remember how many times Loki or Peter had to save my ass. Like the time I almost got hacked to pieces in a temple of doom like an Indiana Jones film... Oh, wait, that's not going to convince you to try hard in life. Well I was going to explain that time me and Peter almost drowned because we got dropped into a lake by some weird flying winged dude... Anyway, whatever you want to do with life, I'm sure your obstacles won't be as intense or as near certain death as mine were. And life is not easy or in anyway fair. So basically, the message I'm trying to say is, if you want to make it anywhere in life, you've got to learn to give a shit. ****** Updates are pretty inconsistent :') Cover artwork is mine Thanks for the support and enjoy the story!

chaotic crossover between miraculous and tons of fandoms (ex. percy jackson, be more chill, ben platt, voltron reference)

NSFW (+18) PARTS LABELED (contains spoilers) Need I say more? Read the chapter titles for specifics.

A (JokeFic For My Friends) (Enjoy)

Listen. We all have lost our sanity. This is why this exist. Also some of the stories (if not, all) was created by the help of my discord friends😃✌️

this is a joke but I'm probly feeding into someones fetish

Scarlett Eve is a self-proclaimed nerd. She has one friend, gets high 90's in school, and has major problems with bullying. Her family is struggling financially, but Scarlett is happy. So when her mother breaks news to Scarlett that they're moving, from Canada to the United States, Scarlett is devastated. With the help of a mysterious friend, Scarlett undergoes the journey of a lifetime, taking the phrase "turning over a new leaf" literally.

He kissed me hard then and I screamed into his kiss as my eyes welled with tears of pain that I had never before felt. The rest of the night passed by in a, slight, haze, but I remembered everything. I remembered everything I did to him and everything he did to me. I woke up the next morning in complete pain. Not only did I have a massive hangover, but every movement my body made hurt. I was alone in my bed, save for a note, on the pillow next to me. I grabbed it and read it. I'm sorry about last night. I should have known better. You're a pretty girl and I apologize for taking advantage of you. I paid for you to be able to stay here for a week after your stay was supposed to be. If you don't want to, just take the money. Again, I'm really sorry. -Keegan Lux Realization sunk in. My name wasn't even on the card, because I doubt he really even remembered. I cried, and I cried hard. I was 23 and in L.A. by accident. ** I awoke to a small set of hands shaking my shoulder. My pillow was wet. I had cried in my sleep. I looked from the tiny hands, to the flock of blonde hair. "Mommy, you were crying in your sleep again." "I'm sorry baby," I said as I mustered up the courage to sit up in my bed and look at my two year old son, without crying my eyes out. He was a splitting image of his father. "Where's your sister?" Did I mention he was a twin? "She's trying to turn the TV on in the living room, mommy."

~we go together like biscuits & gravy. oh yeah. cuz we r! ~ (btw my mom just found out I'm a fan of yung gravy 💀💀💀)

Speaking from my own personal experience, I am writing a book explaining the reasons that McDonalds is not worth working at.

read the darn title.

♡~ Koichi decides to treat his girl for a day and take her out to the most fanciest restaurant he knows..... McDonald's It's 12am, please kill me-

Addison has never had a junior chicken before. Meredith helps.

Hades, having been stripped of his godhood, decides to try his hand at being a mortal father. Namely, taking his family on vacation. But getting to their destination is an Odyssey all its own... ****** A missing chapter from Shattered

(High school AU) Zenitsu goes to kimetsu high school with his childhood best friends Tanjiro and Inosuke. Tanjiro has a crush on a girl named kanao and asked zenitsu a big favor. In return zenitsu gets 5 wishes. Will he take up on the favor or decline? Read to find out!

Just some of my Personal headcannons centered around the smol bean, the ghost king, Nico di Angelo

cock

Used and abused by her manipulative ex-boyfriend, Natalie is at her all-time low. Unable to trust anyone, she withdraws into herself, leaving her friends and family behind as she slowly loses herself to her demons. She feels utterly alone until she meets Nicholas, a new transfer student who is, at first sight, a carbon copy of her ex – an attractive and charming player who is after one thing and one thing alone. She’s in for a surprise when, after facing her adamant rejection, he doesn’t give up on her…And he’s in for a challenge, because she promised to never tear down the walls she built around her heart.