Mcdonald Stories

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What is Gus hiding?

full title: The Ultra Legendary Super Amazing Mega Rare Never Seen Before Long Lost Hybrid Dragon Demon Wolf Snake Angel Princess is the Hated Child *NOT SCREENREADER FRIENDLY! THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THERE ARE UNNECESSARY EMOJIS AND PUNCTUATION AND WORDS SO DRAGGED-OUT THAT THEY TAKE UP HALF A PAGE* Once upon a time, a kind woman named Mommy gave birth to a girl, but sadly died in the process. She had a husband, Mr. My Daughter Is An Accident, and their daughter Mistake, or the hated child. Mistake was bullied all her life, both in school and at home. Her father married another woman (Barbara) and then he died. His cause of death is unknown, but there were a bunch of stabbing wounds on his corpse and the stepmother holding a bloody knife at the scene of the crime. With that strange woman came Mistake's new sister, a spoiled brat named Ronald McDonald. Mistake's stepmother always compared her to that meanie poo poo face. Even if her personality was awful, she was still the one in the spotlight no matter where they went. She always paraded around in her sparkly pink ball gown and her tiny pigtails. What will happen next??????????????????????

KAREN FINDS NOSE RING IN MCDONALDS!? WHAT WILL SHE DO WARNING cringe Bad spelling Bad grammer First story

Behind the McDonald's Counter: Joey King's journey. Joey begins to question her true desires and whether there's more to life than flipping burgers and taking orders. DISCLOSURE: This was written before McDonald's quarter pounder E. coli outbreak.

When you thought you were just going to have a normal trip to Burger King with your two best buddies, things don't turn out as you planned. You end up finding yourself with a new job, new friends, and even a new lover! But along with all the good things that are happening, just as many, if not more problems reveal themselves. This is a story of a tragic tale containing broken hearts, love, friendship, and extremely unhinged references. Do you have what it takes to find love in a world as cruel as our own? Find out and read this book (please I am desperate pretty please I will do anything I mean it ANYTHING)

Funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart, McDonalds, and the Mall. Warning: These possibly could get you kicked out and could cause embarrassment, strange looks, and/or crazy laughter. So if you actually do try them, try at your own risk, and remember I am not to blame for any results of you attempting these.

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he eats a hamburger. nothing totally else happens. he doesnt eat a cup. dont @ me

The love story and lustful relationship between Wendy and Ronald. 18+ content includes literally sex LMFAO

What if a girl isn't who she say she is? Looking for love but in the wrong places this is that story that fits that situation let's where looking for love in the wrong places get these people. in my opinion doing that can get u in creamy situations.

Egliette takes Fleta to Mickey Dees

A book showcasing prank calls my friends and I do. It's completely random from restaurants, our friends, online adverts etc etc.

The Fatui had it too good, being feared by an entire continent, it's time to learn what life is like as minimum wadge workers in a McDonald's.

Clancy is bored so he goes to McDonald's. That's it. This is back from November of last year and I am so so sorry but I had to post it

Kermit the frogs obviously does not belong to me. Exactly what the cover looks like. Kermit murdering people.

Spamton takes you out to eat at the best place in town. Which is McDonald's, of course.

this story is about a vampire prince who has to deal with going to a knew school, making sure no ones knows who he is and being gay.

This cute little love romance story is about Donald trump and Baldi from baldis basics falling in love, this is a genuine and serious story. not a joke. Please enjoy.

Peppa is in a love triangle with Ronald McDonald and Pringle's. Which one will she choose? And also Wendy's is there too I guess.