Mcshizzle Histoires

((House of Hades spoilers included)) all rights and characters to Rick Riordan. Copyright to Rick Riordan, Disney and Hyperion Books. Hope you enjoy;)

Welcome to The Demigod Games, where two children from each god or goddess are put in an arena to fight to the death. But this year isn't a usual year, and these won't be the usual games. You see, this year is the year of the 75th Demigod Games. A Quarter Quell. And these games will be anything but normal.

Leo Valdez, girls: he's all yours!!!😆 Warning ⚠️: I do not own any of these characters, they are all propriety of Uncle Rick! Please don't judge me, I am not English and this is my first story. But if you have any advices to improve this story, or if you notice any mistakes, tell me!😘 Enjoy!

"Water, fire, earth, and air, trudging in at despair. The Wizarding World shall not fear, for half-bloods draw near." mutters Trelawney. Across the earth, Rachel Dare's voice becomes ancient and recites the same words. After the Second Wizarding War, Hecate needs someone to check on her people. So, naturally, it's Percy Jackson and his-. Leo: AWESOME FRIENDS + DA MCSHIZZLE MASTER OF FFFFFIIIIIRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE! How did you even get here? This is a description. Go interrupt during the story. Leo: Fine... SEE YA LATER BAD BOY SUPREMES! Anyways, as I was saying, the 7 + other characters I want to use are going to Pigwarts *someone whispers in my ear* I mean... Hogwarts to do their seventh year.

This is funny shit. And yes. There is swearing, motherfuckers.

Funny calls

A bunch of one-shots (or maybe two-shots) about Rick Riordan's characters getting in um... sticky situations. Featuring characters from: The Kane Chronicles PJO HoO Leo Valdez ('cause he gets his own section yay) Magnus Chase and ToA. --------------------------- Stories like: Nico's Best Buddy Characters Discover Facebook FANGIRLS REVEALED The Demigod Games Truth or Dare (with other fandoms) Leo Meets Katniss No Mist Demigods Reenact MOVIES AND MORE EPIC EXPERIENCES -------------------------- Brought to you by a fellow fan girl.

The Mcshizzle Man + You one shots!!

This is where I will show random Percy Jackson memes I like and i'll write funny short stories so yeah.

By : Kayla and Gaby From different parts of the world We bring you the Greek Gods, based on Leo Valdez These characters are from - Rick Riordon

This is a story about when Nico is having breakfast at Camp and he gets an IM which is about to change his life. He just finds out that he has a long-lost half-sister! Join Nico, Will, Percy, and Annabeth, as they rescue her from the depths of Tartarus. (NOT LIKE THE OTHER FANFICS) (WARNING: Trials of Apollo doesn't happen cuz I don't want Jason to die. Leo came back home easily with Calypso, buttt, Will is still with Neeks) ALL RIGHTS GO TO RICK RIORDAN, except for Esperanza. PLEASE GIVE THIS BOOK A CHANCE. Thanks.

In this story Percy Jackson and his friends act like normal teens and decide its time to get Facebook. See what happens when the Gods join in too. I do not own any of the PJO or HoO characters and I would like to say.. GO READ THE PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS AND HEROES OF OLYMPUS BOOK SERIES NOW! It's the coolest book series I've ever read.

Tangled but it has Leo Valdez. And Calypso. So Caleo. This is book 1 of my turning Disney Movies into Percy Jackson ships. Disclaimer - I don't own the characters they belong to Rick Riordan and the storyline belongs to Disney :)

Ok so I wanted to take a break from my fanfic and go on to this and make something FUNNY Laugh out loud Laugh out loud Laugh out loud

Songs I wrote for fun :3 If you want to use a song, please comment or pm me!

A story of Repair Boy and you

Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover • A Caleo AU ---------------------------------------------------------- Calypso Ogygia is the popular girl at Riordan High School. Mean and gorgeous, she attracts most of the boys who catches her eye. Yet, with so many friends and admirers, she's feeling isolated. On the outside, she's the perfect girl, but in the inside she feels... Isolated. Separated. A castaway. Leo Valdez. Broken. Sad. On the outside, he seems carefree. On the inside, he's.... the opposite (I couldn't think of a word). He never thought that he actually had true feeling for Calypso. Both of them are judged by their cover, not their contents. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN PJO/HOO! RICK RIORDAN DOES! !!! hiatus !!!

When the gods do not keep their promise and Calypso dies in Leo's arms for leaving the island, Leo comes back to CHB a changed person. He doesn't crack jokes anymore, he ignores his friends and isolates himself from everyone. But most importantly, he wants to take revenge on the gods, and no one was going to get in his way.