Meatgrinder Stories

A collection of stories that will probably go unnoticed.

A alternative universe where Tord, Matt, Edd and Tom are in a c̶u̶l̶t̶ family that throws people in a meat grinder every few months, will they die? will they escape? will they find out the truth? Find out in eddsworld meatgrinder au!

A girl who goes by the name of Chanel Oberlin is lost in the woods. Until she finds a source of light. She sprints to it, and closely located to the light is a camping ground. She looks over to her left, by the tents and she sees a group of friends sitting by the fire, laughing and giggling. One of the friends looks over and sees Chanel sitting by a tree, lonely. They go over and invite her to stay with them. Little did she know that she was going to...

Note: A mostly satire book, I wanted it to have an actual purpose. I hope you find it funny. Description: A commentary and attempt to capture what is so alluring about romance media (ex. Fifty Shades of Grey). Two expected lovers trauma bonding until they get to bang it out and form a cringey/unstable relationship, but it's okay, because the love interest is hot, of course.

dirk shoves jake in a meat grinder and makes him into a little meat loaf. 🥰🥰🥰 (inside joke fic)

None of these images are mine! Just thought I should ruin somebody's day!

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