Meatpie Stories

We've all heard of Mrs. Lovett's rival, Mrs. Mooney, who runs her meat pie business in a different way. What happens when rivals meet? (I do not own the characters. I do own the plot)

On a fine day Gertrude decides to make a large lunch of tea, sandwiches, and pie. Oh, the options! The only question is: what pie will she make? WARNING I know this doesn't seem graphic or gross, but if you are easily disturbed or sensitive to this stuff, don't read it.