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When Gojo Satoru decides to "teach" Megumi how to use social media, the lesson lasts exactly ten minutes-just long enough for Gojo to accidentally post a shirtless selfie with Megumi blurred in the background.
Within hours, the internet explodes with theories, memes, and hashtags like #GojoSatoruUncensored and #WhoIsTheBlur.
Yuuji finds it hilarious. Nobara brings popcorn.
Megumi considers a restraining order.
As the chaos spirals, Gojo doubles down with progressively worse captions ("Blurred but beautiful," "My cursed technique? Making him blush") while Megumi just wants to throw his phone into the nearest sink.
But somewhere between the disasters, the trending posts, and the endless teasing, Gojo admits the truth: he's not showing off for the world-he's showing off the best part of his life.
A story of affection disguised as trolling, domestic mischief, and one very public romance that neither of them can quite bring themselves to delete.