Merp Stories

Merp merp merp merp. Isn't that a fun word to say? This is like my journal, but no bad things. Just good, funny, weird, awesome, crazy, mumbo crazy, EVERYTHING EXCEPT BAD THINGS! Awesomeness. I like food.

So as you can see by the title. This book is going to be about some random stuffffff! Anyways, enjoy!!

here's some of the questions that people have pm me! thanks u guys!

I dont know if im going to continue this story but i hope you enjoy chapter one!!!

The funniest things ever! NOT REALLY Also, I take no credit for these jokes. (Well, some of them) Most of them I found online other websites.

A young girl explains the last Ten Days of her life, but as she explains...She gives clues to the main question she never asked.

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KP (aka Sly's adopted sister.) is a new YouTuber and plays Minecraft with with Sly, Steven, Kevin, Aleks, and her best friend KK. What will happen to her career when she starts to fall for one of them?

The title says it all.... A book basically about whatever the hell I'm doing at the moment, news, updates, and what I'm going through in life. Reader beware you're in for a ridiculously stupid fun ride...

Summary: Vic has a bad past When it comes to relationships. He moves to somewhere new with no one on his side. But Jaime sees something in the quiet boy and persistent to get close. Will Vic ever let him in? If so, what will Jaime say? Will usually be Vic's pov Might have smut but not anytime soon

YAY MAY CONTAIN LE SPOILERS

I got tired of living in the shadows, in poverty, constantly in fear of what's to come next. I decided it was time to change my ways, to stop being so shy and stop going unnoticed. I made a legacy. You'll remember me for centuries. ••• Marina Amuletum, the girl who was discovered by the head of the Phantomhive Manor and his butler on a cold November night in London, England. Though, they hadn't quite realized she was in fact female until they removed her hat and uncovered her face. They labeled her a harlet, a slut, because of her attire. What they don't know is what time period she's from and the fact that she's more powerful than they could ever imagine. ••• Okay, guys, I had a really good, intense description that would actually want to make people read my story but wattpad is a butt so there's limited characters! OAO why you do dis wattpad?! Anyway, I'll update every Sunday evening or Monday after school! Bye-bye, my lovelies!

Follow the humorous adventure of Puff the Penguin on his various missions so that he might obtain the title Puff the Magic Penguin and gain his beloved mango.

I'm using my OC kaiga but u can pretend it's ur OC (wen i say that i mean u can change the name kaiga to what ever ur OC's name is. Don't steal mine) if u want. I made this so I can read it when ever I was sad or stressed...wholesome shit is in here so yeah! lol. Also if u find edits/ art work of mine and u want to use it in ur story try to put my name under or above it. Thank u. I hope this inspires ppl to make more of AOT × fox shifter reader/OC Make sure to give credit to who inspired u as well. (Started in 2021) There might be a few lemons in here...mabye...Who knows. My OC is also a titan shifter. And her fox form has wings.