Metalocalypse Stories

hi um, I'm not good at writing, and this is my first fic, so ya um anyway hope yall like it. ig 💗

A metalocalypse based story where klokateer #794 (Y/N) falls in love with Pickles and Charles. Do they feel the same? Who would she choose? Idk how many people are gonna read this but this was requested by max and im probably gonna spend ages on it so I might as well upload it

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The Epic of Krematory is, as the title states, an epic story of the Alaskan metal band known as Krematory. Set in the small island town of Seawall, it follows the band's members, Isaak, Adam, Tom, Carl, and Robert as they go from being average adolescent metalheads to world-renowned rockstars and pioneers of the subgenre known as "Blackened Death Thrash". It throws Metalocalypse, Trailer Park Boys, South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, and King of The Hill into a blender, creating an amazing combination of sonic brutality and small-town shenanigans.

This will be a combination of stupid little oneshots of metalocalypse. Mostly skwistok and Nickles

Basically, I'm quite low on roleplays (and friends) at the moment and I'd like to get some started. The rules and etcetera will be inside of the book. Please be sure to read them carefully! If you have any questions, don't be afraid to contact me (Updated as of: 9/6/18)

this story will be my personal diary for when i wanna write down anything personal or if i just wanna rant about things. but this story will also be about events in my life that has a happened from up to 3-5 years ago and now.

You and hawk are dating you felt so alone she never had time for you surprised you by coming over and started texting another girl and you got anxious because last relationship didn't end well

Dethklok is a famous metal band known for being cursed. However, the curse has been getting stronger over the years. The government decides to take action. What will happen, what is the government plotting, will the Dethklok related accidents/deaths ever stop? Read to find out!

The wholesome story so my pookie doesn't kill me:]

A small child abused and neglected, another child mommy issues and constantly forgotten.They find eachother and they save eachother. Idk something like that. These are children so no smut ya nastys😡😡 Also this is constantly being updated and edited This is my first story so I hope you like it! It's rlly shitty 😭✌️ I DO NOT own the cover.

Toki's content with killing Skwisgaar but apparently Skwisgaar has other plans.

a book with imagines and stuff for multiple fandoms

Skwisgaar didn't mean to fall in love. Because that's not brutal at all.

Not all beauty blooms in light. Some are born beneath the frost... and fed by fire. A voice older than gods calls from beneath the frozen earth-seductive, sorrowful, and wrapped in roses that bleed. Where the Devil Whispers Roses is a lyrical journey into the shadow realm of lost faith, cursed love, and awakening through pain.

In which your fellow band members, in ghost, just start to realize How flirty the bassist, cosmo, or rain, and Zephyr, or Saraya,one of the main guitarists and vocal...are getting too close. They All suspect that the two are secretly dating...are they right?

Cyrus is a bassist from one of swisgaars many old bands, they currently like downtown and do nothing all day till eventually swisgaar wants to write another album with them, that's when they meet one of the sweetest boys they've ever known

DEDICATED: to the biggest piece of shit I've ever known. A new deathmetal band has climbed the ranks, following closely behind the ever-loved Dethklok and gaining traction with each step. Rather than eliminate the rivalry, (as their 'robotic' manager Charles Ofdensen would probably normally do), he invites them to the ultimate deathmetal collab between the two bands. However, once the other band actually steps foot into Mordhaus, all plans for the album quickly crumble, as drama arises, love quarrels erupt, competition stirs, bodies of loved ones drop one by one, and everyone always seems to know more of one thing or another, than they actually let on. As well as finding themselves in strange dream-states, noticing rapid weather changes, combating against old enemies with a vengeance, and having a sense of old familiarity between the members of the two bands, whom they hadn't met before then... supposedly; not to mention a traitor living among them. Not everything is as it seems, but they need to figure it all out fast because the pressure of impending doom is hanging over everyone's heads. *Disclaimer* I do not own any of the original Metalocalypse characters or the idea behind it; only the original characters, and the storyline that does not correlate or connect with the real plot of Metalocalypse, belong to me. I am not being paid for this, this is solely for fun. Thank you. *Any alterations to the story created by anybody else is 100% non-canon, which includes different names, and any personality changes for my OCs. I started this project early 2020 on google docs and first uploaded it on wattpad/archivesofourown on 5/22-25/21. Any work I've created with another person on this story aside from my partner has been discarded and is not relevant to the story anymore, thank you.*

charles offdensen has another hard day at work, when he finds a note on his desk...