Metalocalypse Stories

Some oneshots and short stories of trans characters both headcanons and canon Probably won't be updated regularly because I'm a student and I mostly write what pops in my head lol

Wlfxsvyzt -- | ( Various!Metalocalypse x Male!Reader ) Dethklok decides that they needs just one more band member. Thousands of auditions and, for some reason, one of them stands out. Something about that regular jack off dildo with a keytar lures them in. It doesn't make sense but, they had to satisfy their desires, they just had to let him join. - [ DISCLAIMER ] A lot of content warnings, this is Metalocalypse for crying out loud. Content warnings include, but are not limited to, cursing, death, self-induced harm, abuse, substance abuse, kidnapping, excessive violence, Dr. Rockzo, and more, so much more. I do not own the cover photo. The cover belongs to the band Catacombs Enshadowed, specifically their album called "Curse of Dark Centuries", you should give it a listen.

When a Princess of Arendelle wakes up on the Isles of Berk, the son of the Chief agrees to help her return home, but comes face to face with unbelieved prophecies, a dangerous endangered dragon and mysterious singing voices

When happens when a zombie apocalypse breaks out and a girl named Oakley and her sister, Sage are left to fin for there selfs when there parents and loved ones are eaten alive. They meets James and his friends and they take them in. James and Oakley soon realized that they are meant to kick zombie ass together for ever.

metalocalypse is dumb and stupid but i am still not over it! :+) here's a shitty fanfic set during the segment in the klok opera "partying around the world", curated for my own personal entertainment, perhaps even yours! this fic does not read like a metalocalypse episode; it's more descriptive and mildly linear than it is classically slapstick; though i would like to think that it is written in a witty, backhanded fun kinda way. it fits within cannon, therefore i proclaim it to be cannon, just because fuck you. if that sounds like your jam, read away! consume my thoughts, eat my words, digest the story.

Various people have complained about the band's violent ways, so what's the best way to release anger in a non-violent manner? Charles believes that Bob Ross is the answer. Rated teen for mildly inappropriate times.

Summary: You wake up from a nightmare and Nathan comforts you Word count: 1300 Warnings: Age regression (non-sexual), nightmares / monsters Dictionary: Y/N - Your name Y/A - Your Age

They were known as the famous glam rock band, Snakes N' Barrels, a rotten and awful influencing four member group who's music shook the world all night long. All together they were Pickles as vocals, Snizzy "Bullets" on rhythm guitar, Antonio "Toni" Dimarco on lead guitar and Sammy "Candy" Twinskins on drums. With their tight spandex pants and glamorous outlooks, it's no wonder they're desired by men as much as women. Within weeks of recording the band found itself on the top of the charts and had no intentions of stopping their new found career. However, it's not always rock paradise in the SNB tour bus, and often times, the boys find themselves confronting bigger obstacles than just fame. Starting at the very beginning with our vocalist Pickles and moving towards the rest of the members, including all the consequences in between.

This is where I vent.please don't comment mean stuff,you can relate and vent in the comments if you want to though ^^

A metalocalypse based story where klokateer #794 (Y/N) falls in love with Pickles and Charles. Do they feel the same? Who would she choose? Idk how many people are gonna read this but this was requested by max and im probably gonna spend ages on it so I might as well upload it

[REQUESTS OPEN] Fandoms I WILL Write: -Hazbin Hotel -Helluva Boss -Metalocalypse -Pokemon (I need to replay the games and rewatch the anime so for now I'm only doing Sword/Shield since my memory is the size of a walnut for other regions' characters) -Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba -Undertale -Deltarune -Marvel (I haven't finished all of the movies, I'm only up to Spider-Man: Homecoming as far as chronological order goes, still watching them but yes it took me this long to finally get into Marvel) -Harry Potter Will also write crack fics of just about ANYONE, given they are crack fics and will have poor spelling/grammar. Rules and Request Page on first page!

i'm doing metalocalypse oneshots because I want more followers, so i am writing LITERAL oneshots. they date for a day like elementary school relationships

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Chinichi Akihiro a.k.a. Nichi and Arianna Veign were both smart. Hindi nila kailangan ng kahit sino para mabuhay. They both live in a different lives with different people around them and different point of views. One thing that makes them similar is that they were both vampires. Pano nila maipagtatanggol ang uusbong na pag ibig kung hindi sang ayon ang magulang ni Arian dahil sa kaso ni Nichi sa Beareu of Vampires Justice sa pamumuno ng Ama ni Arian at nasasakupan ang bawat vampire citizens sa buong mundo. Dahil sa kaso nito na kinasangkutan noong sya ay nag aaral pa lamang sa Alevia Academy at hanggang sa kasalukuyan ay hindi pa rin natatapos at nabibigyan ng hatol. Ano ang mangyayari sa kaso ni Nichi? Ano ang magiging hatol para kay Marco? Ano ang gagawin ni Arian para sa pag ibig? Chinichi Akihiro vs. The Vampire State

this is a collection of all my dethklok stories with my oc Daisy, a 2nd grader who came into the lives of the Dethklok members and continues to make their dark world colorful.. feel free to read them if you want a combination of cute and metal.

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hi um, I'm not good at writing, and this is my first fic, so ya um anyway hope yall like it. ig 💗

haii i write for homestuck, metalocalypse, (AGED UP) south park, sally face, danganronpa and more :33 I WILL NOT WRITE LEMONS OR LIMES. i do not own any of the characters mentioned in my fanfics

The wholesome story so my pookie doesn't kill me:]