Metalocalypse Stories

All it took was one night. One night for Bea to become enamored with the tall guitarist. One night for Skwisgaar to accidentally find the person who'd ultimately take hi...

DEDICATED: to the biggest piece of shit I've ever known. A new deathmetal band has climbed the ranks, following closely behind the ever-loved Dethklok and gaining tract...

ye, I was bored

Idk

Verra was one of the thousands of fans who loved Dethklok. When they're having trouble finding inspiration, luck brings them to her. As she grows closer with each member...

You didn't expect to meet the man behind Dethklok in a corner liquor store. You also didn't expect to find the love of your life within that man. Character copyright to...

uhhhh so I found a new obsession (still obsessed with slipknot but yk) and now I'm making a book😜😜😜 hope yall like it love you lots -fEmalmEtalhEad

Compilation of oneshots. Mainly Nathan x Charles. Smut here, obviously. Cover art by me.

William was never a family man. But the one family member he actually cares about, the one person he actually loves, needs him now more than anything. It's time he took...

a collection of headcannons and one-shots, maybe even some NSFW alphabets, ill try to update frequently🫶

metalocalypse is dumb and stupid but i am still not over it! :+) here's a shitty fanfic set during the segment in the klok opera "partying around the world", c...

Just some Dethklok stuffs! Drabbles, one shots, head cannons and maybe some other stuff. METALOCALYPSE BELONGS TO TOMMY BLACHA AND BRENDON SMALL ! I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING...

You're a woman that Charles hired for gender diversity after having several complaints from fans about them not having at least one woman in their band

The wholesome story so my pookie doesn't kill me:]

You and Skwisgaar try to find the pieces to piece together you guys life together. With minor mistakes and mishaps, cheating and jealousy with a hint of rage, can you fi...

i'm doing metalocalypse oneshots because I want more followers, so i am writing LITERAL oneshots. they date for a day like elementary school relationships

super awesome cocajne vagina mmm mmm mmn

im not sorry :3

Nathans little sister was in love with him when the band first started Magnus loved her too then the day came when Magnus got kicked out of the band and her heart broke...

Various people have complained about the band's violent ways, so what's the best way to release anger in a non-violent manner? Charles believes that Bob Ross is the answ...