Metalocalypse Stories

Some oneshots and short stories of trans characters both headcanons and canon Probably won't be updated regularly because I'm a student and I mostly write what pops in my head lol

Wlfxsvyzt -- | ( Various!Metalocalypse x Male!Reader ) Dethklok decides that they needs just one more band member. Thousands of auditions and, for some reason, one of them stands out. Something about that regular jack off dildo with a keytar lures them in. It doesn't make sense but, they had to satisfy their desires, they just had to let him join. - [ DISCLAIMER ] A lot of content warnings, this is Metalocalypse for crying out loud. Content warnings include, but are not limited to, cursing, death, self-induced harm, abuse, substance abuse, kidnapping, excessive violence, Dr. Rockzo, and more, so much more. I do not own the cover photo. The cover belongs to the band Catacombs Enshadowed, specifically their album called "Curse of Dark Centuries", you should give it a listen.

When a Princess of Arendelle wakes up on the Isles of Berk, the son of the Chief agrees to help her return home, but comes face to face with unbelieved prophecies, a dangerous endangered dragon and mysterious singing voices

When happens when a zombie apocalypse breaks out and a girl named Oakley and her sister, Sage are left to fin for there selfs when there parents and loved ones are eaten alive. They meets James and his friends and they take them in. James and Oakley soon realized that they are meant to kick zombie ass together for ever.

In this alternate universe of Metalocalypse, I picked 3 dead characters from SMG4 and 2 dead characters from murder drones and put them in the melodic death metal band. Dethklok, none of this is mine (which is obvious)

A small child abused and neglected, another child mommy issues and constantly forgotten.They find eachother and they save eachother. Idk something like that. These are children so no smut ya nastys😡😡 Also this is constantly being updated and edited This is my first story so I hope you like it! It's rlly shitty 😭✌️ I DO NOT own the cover.

Summary: You wake up from a nightmare and Nathan comforts you Word count: 1300 Warnings: Age regression (non-sexual), nightmares / monsters Dictionary: Y/N - Your name Y/A - Your Age

You get tired of Toki's behavior when it comes to him and Dr. Rockso, finding comfort in Skwisgaar.

metalocalypse is dumb and stupid but i am still not over it! :+) here's a shitty fanfic set during the segment in the klok opera "partying around the world", curated for my own personal entertainment, perhaps even yours! this fic does not read like a metalocalypse episode; it's more descriptive and mildly linear than it is classically slapstick; though i would like to think that it is written in a witty, backhanded fun kinda way. it fits within cannon, therefore i proclaim it to be cannon, just because fuck you. if that sounds like your jam, read away! consume my thoughts, eat my words, digest the story.

Cyrus is a bassist from one of swisgaars many old bands, they currently like downtown and do nothing all day till eventually swisgaar wants to write another album with them, that's when they meet one of the sweetest boys they've ever known

this is a collection of all my dethklok stories with my oc Daisy, a 2nd grader who came into the lives of the Dethklok members and continues to make their dark world colorful.. feel free to read them if you want a combination of cute and metal.

wild stories I made about the members of Dethklok going to boring mundane places and the wildest things happening. Like releasing underwater friends on the ground at a supermarket. feel free to give requests of random places for them to go to!

hi um, I'm not good at writing, and this is my first fic, so ya um anyway hope yall like it. ig 💗

Charles knew something had to be done after the Apocalypse, but he couldn't do what he did before. Especially not after Twinkletits. _______________________________________________ Charles hires Miss Y/N L/N to take on the job of Caretaker for the world's most nefarious Death Metal band, Dethklok. who would have guessed she would start caring for them in more than a professional way. Especially a certain band member. (cover art is not done by me. all rights reserved for artist)

I made this from a comment i saw on another mtl story, hope you enjoy!

They were known as the famous glam rock band, Snakes N' Barrels, a rotten and awful influencing four member group who's music shook the world all night long. All together they were Pickles as vocals, Snizzy "Bullets" on rhythm guitar, Antonio "Toni" Dimarco on lead guitar and Sammy "Candy" Twinskins on drums. With their tight spandex pants and glamorous outlooks, it's no wonder they're desired by men as much as women. Within weeks of recording the band found itself on the top of the charts and had no intentions of stopping their new found career. However, it's not always rock paradise in the SNB tour bus, and often times, the boys find themselves confronting bigger obstacles than just fame. Starting at the very beginning with our vocalist Pickles and moving towards the rest of the members, including all the consequences in between.

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