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79 Stories

  • Necromancy [rain ghoul]  by livhachu
    livhachu
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    In which your fellow band members, in ghost, just start to realize How flirty the bassist, cosmo, or rain, and Zephyr, or Saraya,one of the main guitarists and vocal...are getting too close. They All suspect that the two are secretly dating...are they right?
  • ♡~Metalocalypse Types Of Boyfriends~♡ by CupOfPeppermintTea
    CupOfPeppermintTea
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    ye, I was bored
  • A Testament to the Weirdest Ship. by iammeokbuddy
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    Yeah, this is a crossover ship book, the story was my idea, and the ship was my idea. Don't expect anything crazy good, just enjoy a stupid lighthearted story with the occasional sad moment.
  • skwissgaar is ams....homoskextual? by soapdirt
    soapdirt
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    metalocalypse is dumb and stupid but i am still not over it! :+) here's a shitty fanfic set during the segment in the klok opera "partying around the world", curated for my own personal entertainment, perhaps even yours! this fic does not read like a metalocalypse episode; it's more descriptive and mildly linear than it is classically slapstick; though i would like to think that it is written in a witty, backhanded fun kinda way. it fits within cannon, therefore i proclaim it to be cannon, just because fuck you. if that sounds like your jam, read away! consume my thoughts, eat my words, digest the story.
  • Her Another Story To Tell by messieBunHead
    messieBunHead
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    Chinichi Akihiro a.k.a. Nichi and Arianna Veign were both smart. Hindi nila kailangan ng kahit sino para mabuhay. They both live in a different lives with different people around them and different point of views. One thing that makes them similar is that they were both vampires. Pano nila maipagtatanggol ang uusbong na pag ibig kung hindi sang ayon ang magulang ni Arian dahil sa kaso ni Nichi sa Beareu of Vampires Justice sa pamumuno ng Ama ni Arian at nasasakupan ang bawat vampire citizens sa buong mundo. Dahil sa kaso nito na kinasangkutan noong sya ay nag aaral pa lamang sa Alevia Academy at hanggang sa kasalukuyan ay hindi pa rin natatapos at nabibigyan ng hatol. Ano ang mangyayari sa kaso ni Nichi? Ano ang magiging hatol para kay Marco? Ano ang gagawin ni Arian para sa pag ibig? Chinichi Akihiro vs. The Vampire State
  • Daisyklok! by daisyapplesweets
    daisyapplesweets
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    this is a collection of all my dethklok stories with my oc Daisy, a 2nd grader who came into the lives of the Dethklok members and continues to make their dark world colorful.. feel free to read them if you want a combination of cute and metal.
  • Nickles one shots [Nathan/Pickles][Metalocalypse/Dethklok] by nottallerthanabee
    nottallerthanabee
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    Some of these may be one shots, some may be continued further (it'll be in the title of the chapter if its a continuation) all of them will be Pickles and Nathan.
  • Metalocalypse Painting with Bob Ross by NeNeHetaliansUnite
    NeNeHetaliansUnite
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    Various people have complained about the band's violent ways, so what's the best way to release anger in a non-violent manner? Charles believes that Bob Ross is the answer. Rated teen for mildly inappropriate times.
  • Collection of my random writings by selfshiphell
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    Exactly what it sounds like; using this as a place to dump some of the stuff I've written (!!NOT X READER CONTENT!! Exclusively selfship/oc x canon)
  • La brillance by bluethingsinworld
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    زندگی همه ما به دو قسمت تبدیل میشه قبلو بعد از یه اتفاق مثل قبل و بعد از ازوداجم، بعد از اینکه بچه دار شدم واسه من یه قبل و بعد از اومدنه اون تو زندگیم تقسیم میشه.
  • "How could I choose?" by BigMeanBadger
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    A metalocalypse based story where klokateer #794 (Y/N) falls in love with Pickles and Charles. Do they feel the same? Who would she choose? Idk how many people are gonna read this but this was requested by max and im probably gonna spend ages on it so I might as well upload it
  • Bitter by AdmiralJane
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  • Chocolate oreo Redemption (Rated R) by Rayan5263274
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    We all agree on one thing, oreos are good. however, some think otherwise. Like and follow and comment for more
  • Do You Know, All I Want Is You? by Tak3AcHiLlp1Ll
    Tak3AcHiLlp1Ll
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    Metalocalypse fic but the author put Nathan and Pickles alone in the city of love and turned the "friender benders" into annual vacations
  • Carbon SA 516 Grade 70 Steel Plate by steelCentre
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    Chiranjiv Steel Centre is a leading manufacturer, supplier, stockist, and exporter of Carbon SA 516 Grade 70 HIC Steel Plates. Our focus on quality and innovation ensures that we provide top-notch products to our customers worldwide. These plates are well-known for being reliable and versatile, making them ideal for a wide range of industrial applications. The SA516 grade is a popular choice for manufacturing industrial pipe fittings due to its established reputation as a high-quality carbon steel grade. In addition, our alloy steel plates are specifically designed for pressure vessels that operate in lower-temperature environments, providing unmatched performance.
  • SNB: Glam Rock Train Wreck by AdmiralJane
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    They were known as the famous glam rock band, Snakes N' Barrels, a rotten and awful influencing four member group who's music shook the world all night long. All together they were Pickles as vocals, Snizzy "Bullets" on rhythm guitar, Antonio "Toni" Dimarco on lead guitar and Sammy "Candy" Twinskins on drums. With their tight spandex pants and glamorous outlooks, it's no wonder they're desired by men as much as women. Within weeks of recording the band found itself on the top of the charts and had no intentions of stopping their new found career. However, it's not always rock paradise in the SNB tour bus, and often times, the boys find themselves confronting bigger obstacles than just fame. Starting at the very beginning with our vocalist Pickles and moving towards the rest of the members, including all the consequences in between.
  • Navy, the story of Dethklok's Guardian Angel  by Blue_the_sheep
    Blue_the_sheep
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    This is a story all about my Metalocalypse kloketeer oc Navy!
  • The Epic of Krematory Episode 1: Vargdammit by JoeCalumet
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    The Epic of Krematory is, as the title states, an epic story of the Alaskan metal band known as Krematory. Set in the small island town of Seawall, it follows the band's members, Isaak, Adam, Tom, Carl, and Robert as they go from being average adolescent metalheads to world-renowned rockstars and pioneers of the subgenre known as "Blackened Death Thrash". It throws Metalocalypse, Trailer Park Boys, South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, and King of The Hill into a blender, creating an amazing combination of sonic brutality and small-town shenanigans.