Metalocalypse Stories

Caitlin Camomile lives in Miami and meets the famous band Dethklock and it changes her life forever

You and Skwisgaar try to find the pieces to piece together you guys life together. With minor mistakes and mishaps, cheating and jealousy with a hint of rage, can you figure it out before your time runs out? Or have him longing for the answer? Find out in this thrilling Metal tale.

The daughters of Dethklok all start a band..

Trans hurt/comfort oneshot collection of many fandom

In this alternate universe of Metalocalypse, I picked 3 dead characters from SMG4 and 2 dead characters from murder drones and put them in the melodic death metal band. Dethklok, none of this is mine (which is obvious)

When a Princess of Arendelle wakes up on the Isles of Berk, the son of the Chief agrees to help her return home, but comes face to face with unbelieved prophecies, a dangerous endangered dragon and mysterious singing voices

wild stories I made about the members of Dethklok going to boring mundane places and the wildest things happening. Like releasing underwater friends on the ground at a supermarket. feel free to give requests of random places for them to go to!

This will be a combination of stupid little oneshots of metalocalypse. Mostly skwistok and Nickles

metalocalypse is dumb and stupid but i am still not over it! :+) here's a shitty fanfic set during the segment in the klok opera "partying around the world", curated for my own personal entertainment, perhaps even yours! this fic does not read like a metalocalypse episode; it's more descriptive and mildly linear than it is classically slapstick; though i would like to think that it is written in a witty, backhanded fun kinda way. it fits within cannon, therefore i proclaim it to be cannon, just because fuck you. if that sounds like your jam, read away! consume my thoughts, eat my words, digest the story.

This is a story all about my Metalocalypse kloketeer oc Navy!

Verra was one of the thousands of fans who loved Dethklok. When they're having trouble finding inspiration, luck brings them to her. As she grows closer with each member of the band, more than one becomes intrigued by her. She begins to build strong friendships, as well as relationships. Eventually she is caught between what she wants and what the press wants. Nathan, at first cold, discovers that she's different than girls who normally chase after him for exactly that reason. Verra doesn't feel the need to pursue. Toki and Verra quickly hit it off, becoming friends immediately. With his curse of death surrounding him and everyone he loves, will Verra get hurt by him? What exactly will Verra do for Dethklok, or TO them? *This story is not specifically focused on romance, and not every chapter will include it (although it is a big subplot).* Edit to add : Yo. It's 2022 now. I was like fuckin 14 or some shit when I wrote this. I still think it's funny and all, but you can 100% tell it's a 14 year old telling this story. Do with that information what you will.

Dethklok is a famous metal band known for being cursed. However, the curse has been getting stronger over the years. The government decides to take action. What will happen, what is the government plotting, will the Dethklok related accidents/deaths ever stop? Read to find out!

Toki's content with killing Skwisgaar but apparently Skwisgaar has other plans.

When Charmy Bee starts getting sick, Vector the Crocodile and Espio the Chameleon are worried because their little friend is actually sick because he is maturing...

ASTM A694 flanges are available in various grades such as F42, F52, F60, F65, and F70. The difference lies in the chemical composition. ASME SA694 high yield CS F52 slip-on flanges are made of carbon, silicon, manganese, phosphorus, sulfur, molybdenum, nickel, chromium, copper, vanadium, and niobium.

We all know how Tangle the Lemur got infected with the Metal Virus in the Sonic IDW Comics, correct? And in the Mystreet Boom universe, the Metal Virus has been defeated once and Tangle the Lemur was cured of the Metal Virus, although this has not yet been confirmed in the Netflix series of Mystreet Boom or in the Mystreet Boom IDW comics. Well, what if Tangle's brave sacrifice (that ultimately led to her getting infected with the Metal Virus) gave her a special gift in return? What if her heroic deed was seen by one of Mobius' gods or goddesses and that particular god or goddess blessed her with not just immunity to future Metal Virus outbreaks but also the ability to understand and communicate with the Zombots?

The wholesome story so my pookie doesn't kill me:]

this story will be my personal diary for when i wanna write down anything personal or if i just wanna rant about things. but this story will also be about events in my life that has a happened from up to 3-5 years ago and now.