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You didn't expect to meet the man behind Dethklok in a corner liquor store. You also didn't expect to find the love of your life within that man. Character copyright to Brendan smalls or whoever the fuck owns metalocalypse, shoutout adult swim

You and hawk are dating you felt so alone she never had time for you surprised you by coming over and started texting another girl and you got anxious because last relationship didn't end well

A small child abused and neglected, another child mommy issues and constantly forgotten.They find eachother and they save eachother. Idk something like that. These are children so no smut ya nastys😡😡 Also this is constantly being updated and edited This is my first story so I hope you like it! It's rlly shitty 😭✌️ I DO NOT own the cover.

Nathans little sister was in love with him when the band first started Magnus loved her too then the day came when Magnus got kicked out of the band and her heart broke what happens years later? And I owns nothing ofs Metalocalypse

uhhhh so I found a new obsession (still obsessed with slipknot but yk) and now I'm making a book😜😜😜 hope yall like it love you lots -fEmalmEtalhEad

wild stories I made about the members of Dethklok going to boring mundane places and the wildest things happening. Like releasing underwater friends on the ground at a supermarket. feel free to give requests of random places for them to go to!

A metalocalypse based story where klokateer #794 (Y/N) falls in love with Pickles and Charles. Do they feel the same? Who would she choose? Idk how many people are gonna read this but this was requested by max and im probably gonna spend ages on it so I might as well upload it

In which your fellow band members, in ghost, just start to realize How flirty the bassist, cosmo, or rain, and Zephyr, or Saraya,one of the main guitarists and vocal...are getting too close. They All suspect that the two are secretly dating...are they right?

metalocalypse is dumb and stupid but i am still not over it! :+) here's a shitty fanfic set during the segment in the klok opera "partying around the world", curated for my own personal entertainment, perhaps even yours! this fic does not read like a metalocalypse episode; it's more descriptive and mildly linear than it is classically slapstick; though i would like to think that it is written in a witty, backhanded fun kinda way. it fits within cannon, therefore i proclaim it to be cannon, just because fuck you. if that sounds like your jam, read away! consume my thoughts, eat my words, digest the story.

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You and Skwisgaar try to find the pieces to piece together you guys life together. With minor mistakes and mishaps, cheating and jealousy with a hint of rage, can you figure it out before your time runs out? Or have him longing for the answer? Find out in this thrilling Metal tale.

I made this from a comment i saw on another mtl story, hope you enjoy!

The Epic of Krematory is, as the title states, an epic story of the Alaskan metal band known as Krematory. Set in the small island town of Seawall, it follows the band's members, Isaak, Adam, Tom, Carl, and Robert as they go from being average adolescent metalheads to world-renowned rockstars and pioneers of the subgenre known as "Blackened Death Thrash". It throws Metalocalypse, Trailer Park Boys, South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, and King of The Hill into a blender, creating an amazing combination of sonic brutality and small-town shenanigans.

They were known as the famous glam rock band, Snakes N' Barrels, a rotten and awful influencing four member group who's music shook the world all night long. All together they were Pickles as vocals, Snizzy "Bullets" on rhythm guitar, Antonio "Toni" Dimarco on lead guitar and Sammy "Candy" Twinskins on drums. With their tight spandex pants and glamorous outlooks, it's no wonder they're desired by men as much as women. Within weeks of recording the band found itself on the top of the charts and had no intentions of stopping their new found career. However, it's not always rock paradise in the SNB tour bus, and often times, the boys find themselves confronting bigger obstacles than just fame. Starting at the very beginning with our vocalist Pickles and moving towards the rest of the members, including all the consequences in between.

charles offdensen has another hard day at work, when he finds a note on his desk...

The wholesome story so my pookie doesn't kill me:]

Not all beauty blooms in light. Some are born beneath the frost... and fed by fire. A voice older than gods calls from beneath the frozen earth-seductive, sorrowful, and wrapped in roses that bleed. Where the Devil Whispers Roses is a lyrical journey into the shadow realm of lost faith, cursed love, and awakening through pain.