Metella Stories

Everyone thinks that the Iucundus household has the most ordinary, model Roman family. sed, eheu! That, unfortunately, is not the case.

A lil f a n f i c with a love square between metella, grumio, Caecilius, and the amicus. I plan on updating regularly so stay tuned ig PLEASE DM ME FOR PLOT IDEAS

Where we explore Caecilius life in the Roman times.

Caecilius, ur a wizard said Grumio. wat

Based on the Cambridge Latin Textbook (book 1), Grumio's story is finally unearthed. The bumbling cook was shrouded in mystery. He is (slightly) more than a drunken chef. A long list of Oh Fuck Whups My Bad dances around the name Grumio; clearly I have nothing better to do with my time so Here It Is You Fucks.

Tw! Emotional 😢🥺 please do not take this seriously

Caecilius is cheating on Metella with Melissa, their ancilla. But what Caecilius doesn't know is that Melissa is cheating on Grumio, her husband, with him! The real secret is that Metella is cheating on Caecilius with Grumio. And, as always, Quintus knows all. Scandalous, much?

Erotic fan fiction for Latin Cambridge I.

We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives AEAEAYDFKJHGARFEKJHLKFOUTEWKFJBLFSIOYOGFJBGLIHYGFOIHYRTLIKEPITPOEROIGHF THE VOICESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEYRE GETTIN GLOUDIBER

Metella describes her side of the story and her marriage from her pov.

Caecilius will enter the villa and discover something, after our sexy toga man will become swag and show off to our friends and maybe even his wife. ;)

Cum Quintus ad Roma rediret, Melissa eum expectabat: cum infans. Translation: When Quintus returns to Rome, Melissa was expecting him: with a baby. ~>)/|\(<~ This book is not meant to be taken seriously. It's essentially a crack fic. It's meant to be a joke.

You return from the taberna after a long time of consumit vinum. You stumble drunkenly to the horto, but you find him there, the most beautiful dominus you have ever laid your oculus on. You are struck by emotion, surprise, happiness, delectat. You see your senex in his toga, and all you can think about is how densus caecilius' ass is. You suddenly become nimble like anti - loquax and caecilius ducit cubiculo. What happens next? Placetne tibi? Are you caecilians' dirty whortus?

caecilius est in cubiculō cum metellā

Grumio is a chef for Caecilius, a rich hot banker in the town of Pompeii. The two have no reason to be together, yet fate has other plans for them. Join Caecilius and Grumio on their amazing, deep and interesting love story, making many friends and encountering lots of surprises and bad things. ~~ for my beloved clc Latin fans, here caecilius x grumio shall become real and you're here to support them and their love journey!! wow!! also sad ending.