Michaelcera Stories

A little story about Paula Deen and Paulie a.k.a Michael Cera. Includes special appearances by Pepe, Poot Lovato, Shia LaBeouf, Fetty Wap, My Chemical Romance, and many more!

Following the hero's journey

In the Human Nation, destiny means the events that will necessarily happen to anyone or anything in the future. What about in the Creature Nation? Some creatures think destiny as a hidden power, and a gift for the upcoming future. Some creatures think destiny as a curse, a bad luck, an ultimate evil. Selena is destined to be the Evil Queen, like her mother. But she has other plans. She began playing nice and helping people, a few things that disobeyed the rules of evil. She sunk deeper into the world full of kindness and good, and finding herself running further and further from her destiny. What will happen next? Find out in this book: The Witch's Choice!

he's actually so hot im gonna die

michael sucks on u

𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫. . . DARYL DIXON! THE WALKING DEAD PRE/POST-APOCALYPSE

This story is about Stevie Nicks' niece. Sara Nicks is Stevie's youngest brother's (Dave) daughter. Dave and his wife Julie were junkies and were not prepared to have a child. Julie discovered she was pregnant in '98, once Stevie found out she made it her mission to make sure this baby survived. Stevie made sure Julie was clean the entire pregnancy no matter what. Julie was weak, skin and bones. Dave disappeared, Julie didn't care and didn't want this baby, but Stevie did. This baby was born October 8th 1998. Julie passed away while giving birth. Stevie was the only one there, she picked up this little baby, grinned and said "Sara".

you wake up to find out your boyfriend has a secret

whta will happen when jacob sartorious breaks up with his slut girlfriend nora to confess his ove fo rebekka? will rebekka leave her boyfriend michael cera? all is to be revealed

Ooooooo madlibs

After a tragic car-crash Y/N finds herself in the arms of her celebrity crush, Michael Cera! Will you survive the crash? Will you two end up together? *COMPLETED*

so there's this gurl Skyderp and she meets Michael Cereal and they fall in love but then it becomes difficult difficult lemon difficult and she cri

i will inherit his $20 million so i can get a nose job and my lips done just for my superbad scott pilgrim king

One day, Kim K was jogging down her normal jog path when she saw a cute little coffee shop. It had big windows and a beautiful arch around the door, colorful flowers, and a neon sign that said 'open'. After a bit of thinking, she decided to walk in, and when she did, it made her life change forever. It was the day she met Michael Cera.

Por culpa de Jonathan, el mundo se quedara sin su anual 'truco o trato" repleto de golosinas.

Michael Cera spots you trying to sneak a picture of him on a train, you never thought your day would turn out this way....

In the near future, Michael Cera is the chosen one and is whisked away to space by an alien named Glenn. He must fight a grand war, to win glory and love for humans. (There are cuss words)