Michaelcera Stories

A satirical adventure featuring the likes of all your favorite Hollywood actors! Will Adam solve the mystery regarding Nicolas Cage's controversial divorce before it's too late? Read to find out! (This is a joke but I genuinely had fun writing this so I hope you enjoy).

hellie x abe, a story of love death and many plot twists 🤤🤤🤤

In the near future, Michael Cera is the chosen one and is whisked away to space by an alien named Glenn. He must fight a grand war, to win glory and love for humans. (There are cuss words)

School may suck but these movies, don't.

One day, Kim K was jogging down her normal jog path when she saw a cute little coffee shop. It had big windows and a beautiful arch around the door, colorful flowers, and a neon sign that said 'open'. After a bit of thinking, she decided to walk in, and when she did, it made her life change forever. It was the day she met Michael Cera.

everyone loves oswald~~

top tier michael smut follow us on twitter Erin: @wayearps (Chapter 1 - Chapter 3) Beth: @steveharrings (Chapter 2)

In the Human Nation, destiny means the events that will necessarily happen to anyone or anything in the future. What about in the Creature Nation? Some creatures think destiny as a hidden power, and a gift for the upcoming future. Some creatures think destiny as a curse, a bad luck, an ultimate evil. Selena is destined to be the Evil Queen, like her mother. But she has other plans. She began playing nice and helping people, a few things that disobeyed the rules of evil. She sunk deeper into the world full of kindness and good, and finding herself running further and further from her destiny. What will happen next? Find out in this book: The Witch's Choice!

i will inherit his $20 million so i can get a nose job and my lips done just for my superbad scott pilgrim king

you wake up to find out your boyfriend has a secret

as you can clearly see, graphic design is my passion so basically i used this website called novelai to write a story. i would write something and an ai bot would write something. i am not telling you who wrote what you have to figure that out for yourself. i do not condone the things that happen in this story including but not limited to robbery, public indecency, sex, being friends with bill cosby, and shooting people. i hope you all will like the cameos in this story as there are some mcu level cameos in here (hint hint.) i had an absolute blast writing this while jet lagged at 5am. i hope you will find it as funny as jet lagged 5am me did.

Michael Cera is a big tough mafia boss who specifically deals with the illegal trade of baby diapers and creams made from real babies!! In this story Laquisha Bootahol is kidnapped by the all powerful after accidently hooking up with the son of the sexy Mikey Mike and turning him into a garden gnome.

What would you do if one day you woke up and didn't remember the last 24 years of your life? How would you survive? For Beau Reynolds, it's harder than you'd think. After being transformed into a human by Dr. Oliver Noukers anti-pest serum, Beau must create himself a new path with little knowledge of who he truly is. Will Beau figure out his true identity? And if he does, how will he stop Dr. Noukers from taking over the world with his army of serum injected slaves? Find out in "A Concept".

[Ken x Fem!Reader] On Ken's journey to find out who he really is, he meets you (his long-time crush)-a discontinued Barbie named "Basic Barbie"-and you join him, along with other discontinued dolls, in discovering that you all aren't "basic" at all. Warnings: A smidge of angst (self-discovery sort of stuff, friendship repairs), Ken is a warning in and of himself, uh... beach? A/N: This is just something I thought I'd write for fun, because I loved the "Barbie" movie. Thank you so much to my bff (irl) for helping me create the plot for this and bringing the "Kenergy" to it! The idea of "Basic Barbie" was created by me (yay) and isn't supposed to share any resemblance with any other Barbie. If it does, I didn't mean to do that, sorry lol. Otherwise, Barbie and Mattel (the movie and the doll/brand) do not belong to me. Sorry (not sorry) if this is cheesy (so was the movie but no one complains about that 'cause it was that good) as this is not my best writing, but I wanted to do something fun and spontaneous, and "Barbie" is the best place to start. Achievements: - Reached 1K reads: Jan., 2025

After a tragic car-crash Y/N finds herself in the arms of her celebrity crush, Michael Cera! Will you survive the crash? Will you two end up together? *COMPLETED*

A little story about Paula Deen and Paulie a.k.a Michael Cera. Includes special appearances by Pepe, Poot Lovato, Shia LaBeouf, Fetty Wap, My Chemical Romance, and many more!

imagine belbo played by michael cera trust me it helps also idk how old belbo is like some people might say he's a baby but you're never too old to be breastfed

Y/N x Timothee Chalamet x Michael Cera With appearances from Pitbull Watch out, or you'll be astounded

he's actually so hot im gonna die