Michaelcera قصص

Michael Cera is a big tough mafia boss who specifically deals with the illegal trade of baby diapers and creams made from real babies!! In this story Laquisha Bootahol is kidnapped by the all powerful after accidently hooking up with the son of the sexy Mikey Mike and turning him into a garden gnome.

Michael Cera spots you trying to sneak a picture of him on a train, you never thought your day would turn out this way....

Ooooooo madlibs

as you can clearly see, graphic design is my passion so basically i used this website called novelai to write a story. i would write something and an ai bot would write something. i am not telling you who wrote what you have to figure that out for yourself. i do not condone the things that happen in this story including but not limited to robbery, public indecency, sex, being friends with bill cosby, and shooting people. i hope you all will like the cameos in this story as there are some mcu level cameos in here (hint hint.) i had an absolute blast writing this while jet lagged at 5am. i hope you will find it as funny as jet lagged 5am me did.

so there's this gurl Skyderp and she meets Michael Cereal and they fall in love but then it becomes difficult difficult lemon difficult and she cri

Maeby has secrets, and so does jack- but what will happen when both of their secrets get exposed and their worlds are forced to collide.

everyone loves oswald~~

Documenting my thoughts. That's it.

whta will happen when jacob sartorious breaks up with his slut girlfriend nora to confess his ove fo rebekka? will rebekka leave her boyfriend michael cera? all is to be revealed

you wake up to find out your boyfriend has a secret

This story is about Stevie Nicks' niece. Sara Nicks is Stevie's youngest brother's (Dave) daughter. Dave and his wife Julie were junkies and were not prepared to have a child. Julie discovered she was pregnant in '98, once Stevie found out she made it her mission to make sure this baby survived. Stevie made sure Julie was clean the entire pregnancy no matter what. Julie was weak, skin and bones. Dave disappeared, Julie didn't care and didn't want this baby, but Stevie did. This baby was born October 8th 1998. Julie passed away while giving birth. Stevie was the only one there, she picked up this little baby, grinned and said "Sara".

A satirical adventure featuring the likes of all your favorite Hollywood actors! Will Adam solve the mystery regarding Nicolas Cage's controversial divorce before it's too late? Read to find out! (This is a joke but I genuinely had fun writing this so I hope you enjoy).

Following the hero's journey

i will inherit his $20 million so i can get a nose job and my lips done just for my superbad scott pilgrim king

One day, Kim K was jogging down her normal jog path when she saw a cute little coffee shop. It had big windows and a beautiful arch around the door, colorful flowers, and a neon sign that said 'open'. After a bit of thinking, she decided to walk in, and when she did, it made her life change forever. It was the day she met Michael Cera.

A Michael cera x reader story.

[Ken x Fem!Reader] On Ken's journey to find out who he really is, he meets you (his long-time crush)-a discontinued Barbie named "Basic Barbie"-and you join him, along with other discontinued dolls, in discovering that you all aren't "basic" at all. Warnings: A smidge of angst (self-discovery sort of stuff, friendship repairs), Ken is a warning in and of himself, uh... beach? A/N: This is just something I thought I'd write for fun, because I loved the "Barbie" movie. Thank you so much to my bff (irl) for helping me create the plot for this and bringing the "Kenergy" to it! The idea of "Basic Barbie" was created by me (yay) and isn't supposed to share any resemblance with any other Barbie. If it does, I didn't mean to do that, sorry lol. Otherwise, Barbie and Mattel (the movie and the doll/brand) do not belong to me. Sorry (not sorry) if this is cheesy (so was the movie but no one complains about that 'cause it was that good) as this is not my best writing, but I wanted to do something fun and spontaneous, and "Barbie" is the best place to start. Achievements: - Reached 1K reads: Jan., 2025