Midgets Stories

Jerry and the midgets go on an adventure

I made this about my classmates as a joke.😂 If you have any question please let me know

Balls

A beautiful story about Stephen Hawking and the midgets he meets on Epstein Island. I want to make it very clear that I do not condone or encourage any actions that have happened on that island. This story where I write about such incidents is entirely hypothetical and serves as a joke/satire.

Three young lads go out on the town in Paris, France

Lui, Valt, and Daigo in random scenarios. I got most of these from tumblr

the adventure of Johnny, Henry and Dasha to help save the world as we know it...

Lil' momma, tell daddy whatcha want, I got you I'mma get a big ball of grape goose You can get loose, shake that ass fo' me Can ya survive all? How ya feelin' love Me and you can have the club on fire Me and you drink a lake of ice If you want it, you can have it All you gotta do is tell daddy Aye girl, tell daddy Ya know I need a bottle when I walk up in the club All ya gotta do is tell daddy Daddy, I want you to spank it hard when we're makin' love All ya gotta do is tell daddy Ya know I'm rollin' with ya when the lights comin' and the club close Yeah, tell daddy Tell daddy, tell daddy

"the bite sized humans"

Amogus

"who would do that"

Primary 1's (aka. the midgets) take over the school by transporting it into another dimension while controlled by villains of higher levels. Join a set of heroes bonded by fear and mystery to try their hand at conquering the problems they face. Will they succeed? Find out for yourselves...

My other account got taken, but here it is. My.. Public, online diary? Whatever.

A short story collection of hilarious, and odd writings.. You can expect at least one story (update) a week. Typically Wednesdays. And please these are joke stories. Don't get triggered Warning: Foul language

2 psychos and 1 idiot go on a rampage for the mysterious PSYCHO GLITTER.....along the way they kill annoying midgets, Preppy Mermaids, and Innocent Fairies. They even offer a sacrifice.....so find out exactly why Psycho Glitter is so dangerous.

Roleplay as an OC or not! Have fun!

I've been coming up with a lot of concept ideas that I'm want too look into later this is one of them

(Y/N) felt trapped and conflicted for their whole existence, it was painful, and to think that this was all caused by one holly jolly man who has brought smiles on children's faces for generations, Ol' Saint Nicholas himself. Known to most of the population as Santa Clause. Many people have told them, "He's real, and he's alwaaaays watching!" And, "Pfft, you believe in Santa? What are you 5? He isn't real!" It's almost December yet again, so how were they meant to know that it would turn into the best days of (Y/N)'s whole pitiful existence?

this is my first story on Wattpad is a story about a little boy that had a big meaty Adventure more is coming out soon I hope you like it

"Shut up, midget!" Calling him a midget never used to bother me one bit. So, why did it now? Maybe what Abby was saying was getting to my head, but I couldn't like him. Even if I did, there is no way he could like me back. I mean come on he's super short and I'm super tall, there is no way us being a couple could ever work out. It would be so awkward. So, I'm going to deny having feelings for him until I completely believe it and so does everyone else. Meet Evangeline, she's the tallest girl in school. Being the tallest girl in school is definitely not fun and it makes dating pretty hard if your taller than your date. She refuses to date anyone shorter than her, making dating just that much harder. Now meet Caden, the star of the basketball team and also the shortest boy in school. With the same problem as Evangeline with dating, except for him being shorter than his date. He also refuses to date anyone taller than him, giving him just as many problems as it gives Evangeline. Can love bloom between these two unlikely people or will they just stay the comedic duo?