Mild-profanity Stories

Wright Tebelock, a 27 year old man, got drunk one night and asked a cartoon giraffe out on a date. She said yes. Now, with the revelation that the setting of the show he enjoyed as a child is a real place, he has to balance work, requests from his eccentric new employer, and his secret love life. How will he fare with his cartoon girlfriend?

You know how you have those moments in life when you can't help but acknowledge the fact that you have completely and utterly fucked up? Canada was having one of those moments right now. Looking at that little pink plus sign. That god forsaken little pink plus that tells you "Guess what! Your pregnant! Deal with it!" That little pink plus sign he has seen eight other times all ready. The smug little pink plus sign that told him that the one time he ever slept with someone during his whole unnoticeable, overlooked, forgotten existence, got him pregnant. Pregnant with the child of the most feared nation in the world. The nation that his brother hated with a passion brighter than the sun and nearly as strong as said brothers love for hamburgers. The nation who had taken his virginity in a drunken one night stand. One Ivan Braginski, A.K.A Russia, the very nation who noticed him the least. Life is a cruel sadistic little bitch alright, and Canada wished he could jam the 8 pregnancy tests along with the trashcan they were in, right up life's hypothetical ass. Because it was just his luck that of all the nations in the world he was having Russia's baby. Yep Life's a bitch and fate is a cruel sadistic little fucker. So is destiny going to come kick him while he's down to? Ruscan! Mpreg! Fluff! Other stuff I don't feel like listing! If you don't like Yaoi don't read!