Minion قصص

this is a book of iconic lines the dumb hoes in my school say so that i can keep track of them

These are despicable me minion picture quotes they are funny, true, heart warming, sad, and fun to read. Enjoy!

Minions are very famous nowadays and I decided to make a book about their language. Feel free to read and enjoy them here.

Minionita is a special gal who just trying to live a normal life, but this isn't like any other love story. Her life changes when she meets Bob, a hot mysterious guy that just moved to Paris from Australia. Minionita, who has secrets of her own, falls for Bob but what happens when their secrets are revealed? And what dangers come along the way?

This is just some funny and awesome and cute quotes that I like ENJOY!!!!

This book is of minion quotes. One of my best friends sent me a really funny minion quote, which gave me an idea. I really hope you like it :)

Here's a little something to make you smile! 😀

just some funny, savage, what the hell jokes.

(Batman x Squidward x MEGAMIND) my job in bikini bottom was going no where, my life was too, and when I got a letter in the mail from my ex, Squilliam saying he was engaged I felt even more depressed than I normally do, I packed my things and left in the night, with a dream of becoming the world's best chef, I left for the big city, Gotham City and that's where I met two extraordinary men. (none of these characters are mine)

come read this hot and steamy story about felonious gru and one of his many minions ;)

A trio of minions are working for their just Master, when something changes. She poisons two of them and leaves suddenly. It's up to them to find out what's going on

Club Evil was a well known strip club for villains in Metrocity. The club had everything a man could possibly desire. Good alcohol, strippers. Megamind and Minion were regulars, and the only thing that made Megamind go back was y/n. Y/n didn't want to work there much longer, now that she had a sexy blue man as her boyfriend.

This is a mini story I wrote about minions

Roxanne and Megamind's relationship comes to a painful end! She confesses a deep reason for ending their relationship! He slowly heals and a woman of mystery helps him. But the woman is hiding a secret of her own. And Megamind is determined to find out what the secret is! Maybe he can help her in turn? Who said there can only be one Knight In Shining Armor?

Raven Boonana is living the high life -- a shiny new home, a warm bed to themselves, a fresh start in life. But they will quickly realise that the big shot life leads to a path of isolation and misery. Join them in their journey alone in their home as their sanity, reality and testicles begin to crumble before their very eyes.

Gru was just the average villain. Until one day, the vampires attacked. Left with nothing but his minion companions, he attends Cross Academy, searching for answers, after the attack leaves him with visions of a forgotteen past. Romance, blood, tears, and yellow vengeance pursues on this epic tale of a boy and his vampire knight.

Husks was being gay with 9s until A RIVAL SHOWED UP

Version for english viewers

POV STORY gru being best daddy bc not everyone has a best daddy gru

the flabby cunt pussy lip that has hair that pumps out fucking gallons of grease a day