mysteriousmissy26
Evelyn Lily Potter has spent eighteen years proving one simple fact:
She does not take orders well.
The eldest Potter inherited Lily Evans' legendary temper, James Potter's flair for spectacular chaos, and learned more than a few questionable life lessons from her godfather, Sirius Black. She's an unregistered force of nature, an Animagus with the heart of a wild cheetah, and the last person the Ministry should ever try to control.
Unfortunately...
The Ministry didn't get the memo.
When the corrupt Marriage Selection Act magically binds every eligible witch and wizard into arranged marriages, Evelyn's name is paired with the one person she never expected:
Professor Severus Snape.
Before she can even protest, ancient magic seals the bond, wedding rings appear on their fingers, and they're declared husband and wife.
Evelyn has just one response.
"Absolutely fucking not."
The Ministry expected obedience.
Instead, they declared war on the wrong Potter.
Now Ministry offices are under siege by increasingly outrageous magical pranks, enchanted paperwork has developed a sense of humor, officials are afraid to open their own office doors, and Hogwarts has become ground zero for Evelyn's campaign of glorious revenge.
Caught in the middle is Severus Snape-a man who has survived Voldemort, espionage, and years of teaching at Hogwarts, only to discover that nothing compares to being magically married to the most chaotic Potter alive.
Freedom was stolen.
Choice was taken.
The Ministry wants compliance.
They're about to learn exactly what happens when you corner a wild cheetah.
Chaos isn't coming.
Chaos just put on a wedding ring.