Minivan Stories

Living in a world where the dance team is her kingdom, fashion her passion, and judo her secret pastime, Jade Wright's life is as close to perfect as it can be without her mom to guide her through the perils of dating and Nordstrom sales-that is, until the day she is forced into a kidnapper's car. In a matter of minutes the foundation of everything she thought she knew about her deceased mother is crumbling around her and threatening to take Jade down with it. What she doesn't know could mean the end of her above average existence. But things aren't all bad. She has one week to figure out the truth before her new state of suckiness becomes permanent. Plus, her would be kidnapper is totally hotness personified. When pitted against some of the most disturbing fashion setbacks from the eighties, current teenage celebrities, and gigantic hit men, the stakes are high and the danger extends to everybody she loves most. Luckily, Jade happens to be a little bit ninja, and with the help of a boy who is immersed in the world of crime that she's desperate to escape she just might be able to recover her life.

One mere night has the capability of changing absolutely everything. Catherine was a partially average high school teenager. Grades somewhat decent, sister painfully annoying, and book bag always filled to the brim with meaningless textbooks. There really wasn't anything strikingly diverse about this girl, therefore, her school labeled her as just that. Average. Fortunately for her, she didn't seem to care in the slightest. Figuring that being equipped with one close friend, rather than many, is just fine. Besides, the less people who know your secrets, the better. Although her life seems quite monotonous, that surly doesn't mean there's not a colorful history painted behind that bland wall of hers. For, there are four people placed within her dreary high school, in whom overrule absolutely everyone else. First, there's Amber. She's the so called leader of the annoying cluster. Ironically, her and Catherine used to be the best of friends, until their relationship somehow fell off the face of the earth at the end of freshman year. Ever since that fateful day, they've established one another nothing more than enemies. Then, there's Amber's best friend. Heather. She's basically apart of the 'Catherine Replacement Project.' The two of them always attached at the hip. Her personality so bubbly, it's borderline aggravating. Second to last, there's David. He's your everyday, eat a raw egg for breakfast, jock. Yet, somehow, his personality is equivalent to a piece of cardboard. Lastly, there's Nick. He's sarcastic, attractive, and perfectly capable of making teenage girls pathetically swoon. Him, Amber, and Catherine a former inseparable trio, until the unfortunate fallout. And, to make matters even more tremendous, Catherine was said to have developed a schoolgirl crush on the male sometime throughout the past. And, as of now, she claims the feelings have demolished for good. Let's just see how good she is on keeping her word.

i started panicking. "haitaher! gaerougah!!" i purred in my most sexy voice. the man - richard - started slowly backing towards the wall of EXTREMELY raunchy lingerie. this made me realize that the only solution was to flail my arms towards him. i continued to inch closer to his chiseled jawline and move my hips more frantically. i watched him pull out his iphone XR and dial 911. ------ arnold is on a mission to fall in love. when he spots 12-year-old richard, the hottest boy in his fifth grade class, he is immediately smitten. the only problem is that richard has a girlfriend - and a lifetime of dark secrets to uncover. ------ "where are my gay bois at?11?111!!"

Lacey Oak was just your normal, zombie obsessed teenager until the zombies actually came. With her mother and sister gone, father dead she only has her brother left for family. Along with her brother, best friend, brother's best friend and a certain pyro named Blake, she has to survive in this new world of undead. And there's also the mystery part of this her mother has, along with war against the rest of the human race.

This totally wasn't how I pictured our big move to Australia....... (Book 1 of 3)

A collection of short humorous pieces on subjects such as: the brassiere (Go Figure), songs containing the name Gloria (Gloria!), the relationship between Dr. Pepper and prune juice (Give Us This Day our Daily Fiber), and the ‘fifty shades’ phenomenon (Fifty Shades of Beige) Quotes: “Why do they call them minivans, anyway? What would a maxivan look like?” – Deep Thoughts of Mary Schwester “Who needs a minimizer bra? Try this test: When you see a photo of yourself in a group of people, do you appear to be a large chest with a tiny little person following along behind? If so, you may benefit from a minimizer.” - Go Figure “I put on a pair of pants with a loud pattern and asked my sister, “Do these make my rear end look big?” “No bigger than it actually is.” Boy, there's nothing like a sister to give it to you straight. But that's the best thing about being 200 pounds - you don't look any bigger than you actually are. So you needn't lose sleep over it.” – Ton of Fun “It's not like we're not getting enough fiber at my house. We eat nuts in the form of Turkey Hill Tin Roof ice cream almost every night. Potato chips have fiber, too, don't they?” - Give Us This Day Our Daily Fiber

Quirky and nerdy Y/N has had a crush on Popular Jock 1 for awhile now, but has never had a chance to talk to him... until now. Drama pulls at the heartstrings of Y/N and the two popular jocks as they try to navigate friendships, romance, and loss together. A very surface-level look into the lives of these teens and the cars they drive will uncover secrets, tension, and forbidden love?! Changing Lanes is a joke fanfic that was written for fun and any relation to real life persons is entirely coincidental is not an accurate representation of saïd persons

3 5th graders living together in a minivan all alone

POV Your Nick, Chris and Matt's younger sister / brother but Mary-lou doesn't let you get on any of the vlogs for 'your safety'

Victoria Brontë and Asher Alair have been best friends since 1st grade. But, the ending of senior year is quickly approaching. When they both pack up for college and spread across the states is happening before their eyes. All heading from one small town in Colorado. They spend their long awaited, perfectly planned "vacation" off on a road trip to the mountains. Relationships spring, and friendships fall. They will go the extra mile to make it memorable. Polaroids, sticky situations, constellations and late night gas refills. This will be the road trip of a lifetime. It is all as If the Earth Stood Still.

What are the chances that a school band member would fall in love with a girl she did not intend to fall in love with? The mayhem continues when the girl she admires joins her band. Join her and her rambunctious queer buddies, as well as her wacky and corny love interest.

an overworked girl, a perfectly fine boy. perfect match? elosie atkins' mother and nick matt and chris' mother have been life long best friends, meaning, their children will be too. the struggles of teenage life gets in way quite often though, but as their relationship grows stronger, so do some feelings. 🤭 a matthew sturniolo fan fiction, just for fun, take it with a grain of salt. started- 9/11/23