Minor-swearing Stories

📕📙📘 WARNING: Minor swearing (ie. "hell," "smartass," terms such as "dumb"/"stupid") 📍RATED: PG13/teen-rated This collection of one-shots is focused on the 2004 film Napoleon Dynamite, as well as its 2012 television counterpart of the same name (but mostly the film). If necessary, one-shots will have specific dates or writer's notes at the top. Each one-shot is a single chapter, and summaries will be at the top as well. Requests are open, feel free to comment your ideas below. I do NOT take NSFW requests.

; The longer they stay, the longer their insanity grows. This MYSTERY MAN has trapped them here, and they NEED to get out before anything worse happens to any of them. They're stuck completing puzzles and challenges, some being impossible to even survive in. or ; After Peppa's life became to BORING for 'The Narrator' to handle, he decided to move onto narrating George's life! But, after realizing that his life is just as boring he decides that its time he... changes things around. . As people always say, your actions will always have consequences. . ⚠️WARNINGS WILL BE EXPLAINED IN THE START OF EACH CHAPTER‼️ . Author- Marshie (ME) Co-Writer- MY POOKIE WOOKIE FAVOOMF (ELLIOT) /silly

My name is Kentay Rose, all I can remember is my name and where I came from. I was sent as a lad rat to see if I would survive in scarlet jungle.

Jack goes to live with mark after an incident in Ireland but do they grow a little to close?

Life changes for these 5 friends when their summer school takes a fieldtrip to green oaks lodge for the summer. Experience mystery, action, minor romance and suspense as you read through this twisted tale.

Overly paranoid thirteen year old Kipper Sallow had an ordinary life as the middle child in the small town of Silver Lake that he grew up in. Nothing noteworthy ever happens to him, and if it did, he was sure no one would notice; Kip feels essentially invisible to the world. That is until a peculiar girl with color-changing hair comes into his life, of all people, and knocks it entirely upside down and then some. She claims Kip is meant to be some sort of hero, which he finds hard to believe. However, when he finds out that not only the people he cares about most live's are at stake, but the whole world as well, he realizes he'll have to put aside his paranoia, and with the help of new friends from faraway places, save everyone from the evil that lurks and threatens the world. (NOTES: this story is mostly practice for my writing and is a major work in progress, obviously. The title -and other things about the story- is not definite and it is still subject to change. Some of the tags are more relevant -or will be- later on in the story. I have no idea how long this story will go on for tbh. Hope you enjoy the read, such as it is, and feel free to leave comments if you have any questions or tips!)

A young girl with declining mental health is sent to a mysterious hospital for kids, but not everything seems fine. To strange sounds, weird hallucinations, and an even weirder. Everything is not as it seems but anything can be conquered with friends. This is the first story that I'm actually going to try to write here so I hope you like it.

Melanie Marshall a.k.a. "Mel" or "Marshmellow" begins her genesis at gaining work experience starting with the place that promised her a bright future; high school. Nearly a decade of her life had laid waste despite getting a degree in Graphic Design. After getting cloistered during the pandemic and life regained a semblance of normalcy she decided to go back to high school to work as a security guard. Needless to say that there will be teenagers doing what any teenager does: mess around, binge, get in trouble, hook up, make noise-- you know the drill. How long will Marshmellow last until she's no smore?

The random school adventures of a 16 year old teen called, Hayate. He is also a bit of an otaku. Watch him deal with whatever life throws at him as he makes new friends. If you're wondering who made this wonderful cover. It was by Onecimix. Here is the link to this person's profile. http://my.w.tt/UiNb/DoNS3hCeYt

*Open Novella Contest Round 2 Shortlist* Where the gods are in danger again and the only one who could do something about it has been missing for millennia. And the closest link they have to finding her has just been kidnapped. Featuring: an anxiety ridden mess and her merry band of clueless friends *Now Entered in The Wattys 2018!*

This is my first every time writing! and I also have bad spelling so sorry if it's bad but feedback would be appreciated!!

girl meets boy, one roof, two lonely hearts. PSA: I wrote this when I was like 15 😂 lmao I'm 20 now. May revise it and continue it, may not. Idk yet

I'm twelve years old. I may be considered a "pre-teen", but that still doesn't stop me from having some fucked up, interesting dreams.

What if instead of fighting Frieza until the end, Bardock had one last vision that convinced him to follow his younger son to Earth? Would he kill all life as we know it? Would he assist in pivotal plot points? Would he care? All these and more are answered in the following pages! * Note that I don't own the rights to Bardock, Goku, or anything remotely related to Dragonball. If I did perhaps I wouldn't be typing this in my cruddy dorm room. #̶1̶ ̶B̶a̶r̶d̶o̶c̶k̶ ̶S̶t̶o̶r̶y̶!̶ ̶H̶o̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶!̶ Oh Well. Was cool while it lasted.

A group of Idiots who decided to venture out of their little town and run away. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── "Did we do this for nothing? Did we waste our time? Was this idea full of shit?" ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Emma "Lizzy" Homes is the youngest out of her entire friend group who lives in Windhollow, Texas. Molly "Dolly" Parker, David "Vaquero" Vasquez, Maria Martinez, Lisa Fisher, Sam Fisher, and Emma "Lizzy" Home make one big friend group ranging from ages 14-17. Full people who consider themselves idiots, which isn't a lie. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── "Wait don't we have school?" Emma speaks up nervously. "Emma it's summer break! You gotta loosen up a bit you know?" David says while sipping his can of soda. "Yeah, Emma!" Lisa and Sam say in unison like the idiots they are. Molly, David, and Maria do not bother to pay attention since they are planning how to manage this runaway trip funds with a small amount of money. "Where to now?" Emma ponders out loud. "Somewhere" ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Hi! The author here! Keep in mind I'm in high school so this might take forever for me to upload due to my poor time management. Also, keep in mind I might do some grave and I mean grave grammar mistakes because of me just typing away. If I start to type in a different language like Spanish it's most likely from Google Translate since one I can't type in Spanish or two it is because I'm a bit lazy to remember how to type a certain word. Also, it's kinda like an "I" type of book. Sorry! Trust me it was written like this for a reason and you'll see why. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Warnings! Crude Language, underage smoking, underage driving, underage drinking,

Just a little one shot drabble about Kian finding out you can dance ^.^ This is my first fanfiction ever, so im sorry if its horrible, or there are any spelling mistakes. Im not very good. I was listening to 'Save Me' by Nicki Minaj, and 'Swimming Pools' by Kendrick Lamar and I started day dreamin.. Uhm.. hope you enjoy :) please tell me what you think, good or bad, I am open to constructive criticism and would love to improve my writing. x

16 year old Zivanka is deathly afraid of the ocean and does everything in her power to avoid it. But the ocean is hard avoid. when she saves the life of an injured mermaid her world changes . As the two grow closer, things get worse and she has to make a choice between life or death, to face her fear, or abandon love.