Mistahj Stories

Just a normal day for a iconic pairs of clowns

Read tha title! -_- HAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHA

*****DISCLAIMER: This book contains some forms of abuse, but it's not severe. I don't support abuse it's a terrible thing, but it's Joker and Harley's way of love. If you are being abused go to this website: www.thehotline.org it's 24/7 help website. Just know that I, and all of the readers are here for you.***** Harleen Quinzel, psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum, former gymnast. She hopefully awaits at who she's getting assigned to help. Joker, insanely manipulative villain, enjoys getting on Batman's nerves. He hopefully awaits at who he's going to get assigned to manipulate.

Suddenly a hand grabbed me and I was pinned against the door. His scars so close.... so visible. "What's wrong? you look nervous? Is it the scars?" He pointed to his mouth and grinned, "......Wanna know how I gottem?"

Joker and Harley are some of our favorite villans, and we love their story from the beginning, but what about after he saves her from Belle Reve? Dive into a crazy, and easy-to-love story of the aftermath, and their lives from my thoughts. I hope you enjoy this story! ( I also want to state that rights and ownership completely go to the studio/people who created these characters, and I do not claim them) No recreations or copies of this story!!

Harley Quinn and The Joker are in love. We all know that. But what happens when Harley gets kidnapped and all of her memories are erased? Will her love for him be strong enough then? And will her new friendship with Connor Ward turn into more than what it should be?

"Get ready to scream Ms. Quinn." The words rolled out of his tongue as his soft lips grazed my neck. "You can't make me scream." I said firmly, trying to control my hand from touching him. He growled, his hand tightening around me, sending tingles all over my body. "I can make you scream without even touching you." He whispered huskily, pulling me closer to his body and I bit my lip. What the hell is he doing to me? Cover by: @-averagesky

(joker x reader fanfic)

// (Jared Leto) Joker x Reader // POSSIBLE SPOILERS SO BE CA R E FUL ( suicide squad ) I TAKE REQUESTS ⚠ POSSIBLE ( poorly written ) SMUT SO WATCH OUT ⚠ ( I know we're all here for that though don't even deny it ) _______________________________________________ SUMMARY : So this story is mainly going to be one big story, but I can also throw in like imagines or Q&A chapters, idk. Always feel free to comment what you think! IM TAKING EVERY SINGLE REQUEST

Bree was a young pretty girl who had everything going for her, until she was kidnapped by The Joker, but will she fall for him and all of his craziness, and he feel the same way about her? Wow I suck at descriptions lol, I must have changed it at least 5 times and I'm still not completely satisfied, oh well, anyway I hope you all enjoy this, I've been wanting to write a fanfic for a while now and I'm finally doing it and it is so exciting hahaha, so let's get down to business

Best Joker And Harley Quinn Fanfiction Books 》suicide squad 》for all those joker and harley fans out there.

Sequel to: A Crazy Love Joker and Harley are some of our favorite psychopaths, and 'A Crazy Love' shed light to their lives, picking up after Suicide Squad, (as fiction, of course) but what happens after that final chapter? As promised, I am creating the sequel. Spiral into a story of love, hate, and just the right amount of crazy! ***NO COPIES OR RECREATIONS OF THIS STORY***

Anna was a normal girl by day and criminal by night.

Someone has been touching the Joker's things again and he is not happy. Let Harley tell you all about it. ;)

Metahuman and special detective Renelle (RJ) Valencia is in for a wild ride when she is sent to Gotham City to investigate a string of malicious murders. Thinking she is on the right trail, she unknowingly steps into the Clown Prince of Crime's trap. The Joker, a criminal who had been observing her for years, was all too excited to finally get his hands on her. At first what was mere curiosity, spiraled quickly into an obsession...

joker and Harley are expecting a baby! that's all I can say for rn though mature content possible spoiler's possible trigger warnings (abuse and such) I will mention smut, but I don't feel comfortable writing it

After going down in flames in a failed attempt to save his beloved, Harley has to try and live a life without her puddin'. But what happens when the world throws her a curve ball right when she began to pull herself together?

Joker X reader (F/N) WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRIGGERING CONTENT! MAY ALSO CONTAIN SEXUAL THEMES AND BAD LANGUAGE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! As if your dad being a mob leader wasn't enough, he trades you in to the notorious joker to pay back a debt... Nothing can go wrong right?... What would happen if a psychopath falls in love with another... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I stared into his icy blue eyes as they pierced right through me, sending shivers down my spine... There was nothing that I needed more than him... "Mista J... Make me yours..." I breathed out sensually "oh darlin~ you have no idea what I'm gonna do to you~" joker growled...