Historias de Mockery

[Earth is the marbled asylum of the universe] Forgive, Mankind, my little jokes on thee And I'll forgive thy great big one on me.

Ok, guys so here is my second joke book and the sequel to The Joke Company : Fun One. As you all have by now guessed from the title it will consist of memes only. Tell me down in the comments if you liked it or not... Do upvote if you liked the memes and follow me to never miss an update. #1 in dielaughing #2 in exaggeration #5 in mockery

The Ellyrium Scepter - A Bloody Summer Contest Entry --- Jake Brown found a secret door in his bedroom that previously didn't exist. No one else but him could see it and a countdown blazed brilliantly above it. Curiosity got the best of him, and as soon as he opened the door, he found himself on Venus with no way back. Welcome to the year 1500 in the town of Ellyrium where nothing is as it seems. Worshippers of the Sun, the townspeople bow in submission. As if it was a sign from their Lord, a staff lands on Gregory's hands, choosing him as their Scepter. It shows a certain percentage above people's heads which they later discovered as the trust detector. And so, the saga began. To survive, there is only one rule: Don't trust anyone too much. Trust is a currency that you must live by and only the affluent can afford to have loving relations. Will Jake survive the town or ever find his way back home? Read to find more! --- prompt: @The_Reading_Room "Until you are presented with a key that opens a sealed room. The moment you walk through the door, you realise that you are in a completely different time period, on a completely different planet, in a completely different reality. The door then closes and locks behind you." --- cover and story by @Saramitra_ #1 in citifiedfantasy in 10+ stories #4 in detectors in 330+ stories

Boodie and Rawhide go on a not so romantic trip to Lock Ness

I started writing this story when I was 6 years old and it was meant to be a scary book but it never got to that. Now, this story is kinda like a parody of all the cliche horror movies/books. I hope you like!

❝ Distances should be kept because too much attachments blow them apart ❞ When the world is trying to keep its distance Ahana, the 'mother' of the class with her 'lemony' nature and the blue streak which she hides catches feelings for the new boy, Ishaan who wears citric perfume and blinds everyone with his dazzling smile behind the mask. But the problem is he likes someone else or is it just Ahana who thinks he does? Click on read to find out more. Join in the journey of Ahana and Ishaan with some fluff, humor, and sarcasm as they find their way to each other.

This is a satirical story based on an actual event raising awareness about road accidents.

Does a Bronx cheer really need an introduction?

He held onto her hand for dear life not daring to look back at his once golden wings knowing that one would be gone and the other, nearly torn away he could only tell through the imbalance of weight and the unbearable pain. His hand had become slick with sweat " I can't hold us both..."

#1 on Ethiopia on 1/6/2020 "Where's the baby?" "Home" "Who is his father then?". Journey to the red rose depicts on the life of Yummah and her life partner. They strive to shield their bond dint of the sudden ambush from their foes. In the other hand, Yummah is depressed for some people tease about her physical view which is perfect and adorable to some... Dive in the book for information in details.

{PARODY - JOKE. Because we've all read at least one of these in our lives and have wanted to pull our hair out.} Hi, Im Helvetica but my friends call me Veti. I met the one Direction boys when i was working at starbucks. each one gave me there numbers but i don't know which to call! I also have a bad past that I dont tell anyone bout. but ever since those five minutes with the boys happened... ive begun to trust... BUT GUESS WHAT? I'M PREGNANT! Yeah, and when the baby comes out after two weeks of being preggo in the eggo, I DONT KNOW WHICH FATHER IT IS. Who's gonna be the baby daddy of my baby? READ TO FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a poem about the distant feeling of disdain, the overthinking that's done before we all fall asleep , the so called theory of our angels and demons is predicted in it where are the positive parts depicted the optimistic angel in your heart and the negativity is depicted as pessimistic demon of your heart, its just a overthinking phase, a distant voice reckoning you to believe in it and try to break and fix you at same time, a confused phase experienced by everyone at least once in their life, hope you like it !!

With society as an epitome of judgementality and their ability to resist my charms (for now), we'll see who'll be the next laughing stock ~ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guess who >_<

I ran off to the female washroom and cried my eyes out. I know I'm a really emotional person but seriously, this is all a mess.I was embarrassed right in front of those silly girls, by that annoying boy who claimed me as his girlfriend. What the heck!!! A girlfriend??? I barely know anyone in this school.

Have you ever read those creepypastas where the people in them see that there videogames are clearly fucked up, but they STILL chose to play them? God, every time I read them I can't help but think if how stupid they sound. That's like poking a wasp nest, seeing the wasp start to come after you, and then poking their nest again. Its stupid.... Though I guess I got to cut them some slack. Sometimes even if they did stop, you'll never know if the creepy shit will.

Badu, the only child of his parents and born into abject poverty by fate strives to make it in life. He leaves home at a tender age to seek for wealth. That begins his journey of life. Will he make it ?

Evil blondies, bad boys, that loser girl who gets the ✨man✨-wattpad is full of these stories upto the brim. And apparently manyyy love EXACTLY those kinda plots. So here I present for you an all-in-one story, where you'll find all sorts of spices in this one compact but crisp adventure. Ready? cover credits: @dabVreha She makes the BEST covers guys! And she's an amazing person, so go give her a follow ASAP yall