TrashmouthTozie
Eddie Kaspbrak is done being lonely, and his friends are done with him /being/ lonely, so thy take it upon themselves to create him a tinder account to help him find 'the one'.
Well, 'the one' he finds is an - albeit cute - Trashmouthed guy around Eddies age, with the bio 'only on here to date your mom'.
This infuriates Eddie, and he feels the need to complain about it directly to the source.
Idea from @richietoaster on Tumblr