Chris9417
When the Umbra Witch, Bayonetta, finds herself "temporarily misplaced" in the frost-bitten mountains of Eastern Europe, she doesn't panic-she gets a job. Stepping into the gothic nightmare of Castle Dimitrescu under the guise of a humble maid, she quickly realizes that the Lady of the House is more than just a literal giant; she's a woman trapped in a biological cage of her own making.
What starts as a cheeky game of cat-and-mouse between two immortal predators soon spirals into a high-stakes rebellion. Between teaching the three bloodthirsty daughters the finer points of "Umbran etiquette" and dodging Mother Miranda's divine wrath, Bayonetta and Alcina discover a connection that burns hotter than a Wicked Weave.
From the blood-stained dungeons of the village to the glitzy skyscrapers of Manhattan, follow the House of Dimitrescu as they trade their horror-story roots for a life of fashion, family, and forbidden magic.