Истории Mommasevil

THIS IS NOT A ALICE IN WONDERLAND FANFICTION. This is a real ,well as real as fiction people can be, fanfiction people family. _____________________________________ I screamed bloody murder, when a fricken airhorn was blown in my eardrum making me bump my head against my drawer ,( what kind of moron puts the drawers near the bed-..... I just realized i called my self a moron), while falling on the floor because the person pulled my warm, fluffy covers off my body, which i was twisted and turned it into a very tight cacoon. "Jesus in hell! What was that for?!" I screamed at my eldest brother ,Ernie. "You didn't wake up when i yelled waffles." The bastard just smirked at me and left my room. "Oh, thanks for the help, Toby!" I said sarcastically. "You're welcome , and don't compare me to one of your favorite murders!" He yelled from down stairs.