Momquotes Histoires

Succulent quotes from my dear mother without any form of context (now with some random quotes from other people)

Here's all the fucked up shit my mom says on a daily basis. Very crude, hilarious, downright jacked up stuff from the mouth of my mother. Enjoy~ A l s o I will likely update this once a week at least because, let's be honest, I have a weird ass mom.

"What was your favorite part about the sex experiment?" --my principle