milesnmozzarella
╭ ❝ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓? ❞
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The words coming from Monoma sound silly in this context, of course he is. It's the reason he's in general studies, it's the very reason he's reconsidering his dreams, the reason he can't be a hero- at least, not in the same way Kacchan can.
"Yeah, I am."
"Huh? But.. Midoriya, you do have a quirk."
"Yeah? Sure. Then you have pink hair."
It was supposed to be a joke. But as if the Gods heard his words, somehow. some-fucking-how. Within the timespan of about five seconds, a paint bucket smashes through the window, in the process spilling out and all over Monoma's dorm, and by proxy, his hair. The paint is fucking pink.
Monoma's hair is pink, and Izuku has a quirk.
-𝐎𝐑,
after failing the hero exam, and enrolling into UA's general studies program quirkless, izuku starts to think he's going crazy when his every thought (no matter how ridiculous) manages to without fail, manifest into reality.
unknown to him though, this is not in fact the universe punishing him, or some higher being trying to snipe him down- but rather his quirk !! way to go !!
-𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑,
silly crackfic where izuku has basically the most op quirk ever but doesn't realize it and never utilizes it in the intended way so he just thinks he's on the hit-list of whatever higher being there is
╰ ★ supposed to be on ao3 under the same username lol but I'm intimidated so it'll come at a later date LMAOO